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Ryven
06/09/20 2:50:28 AM
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https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/health/doctors-remove-cell-phone-charging-cable-from-man-s-urinary-bladder-1.4973397

What.......the hell......

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TheVipaGTS
06/09/20 2:51:54 AM
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and reporting that he had a history of accidentally ingesting headphones.

what?

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kingdrake2
06/09/20 2:52:36 AM
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he was trying to untangle the cable by sending it through his digestive system.
but it doesn't work the same way.
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Frolex
06/09/20 2:54:24 AM
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reporting that he had a history of accidentally ingesting headphones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A

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ThisGuyAreSick
06/09/20 2:56:35 AM
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Doctors in


yep
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Ryven
06/09/20 8:25:04 AM
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Bump. Still trying to process this.

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Pancake
06/09/20 8:29:58 AM
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An X-ray confirmed that the cable was inserted through the penile urethra but Islam said the man still insisted that he had consumed it orally.

i guess that's one way to try and charge your phone.
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Schwarz
06/09/20 8:36:36 AM
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People, if you're going to stick something in your butt or your pee hole, remember that it needs a base with a larger circumference than what it's going into.

Sound safely.

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Ryven
06/09/20 1:20:42 PM
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Pancake posted...
An X-ray confirmed that the cable was inserted through the penile urethra but Islam said the man still insisted that he had consumed it orally.

i guess that's one way to try and charge your phone.


I don't even know why he'd lie about it tbh.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/09/20 1:22:24 PM
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You guys act like ya'll never got drunk with a bunch of white boys. All we do is stick household items into each other.

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ZeroX91
06/09/20 1:30:28 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You guys act like ya'll never got drunk with a bunch of white boys. All we do is stick household items into each other.
Its that Greek and Roman influnence on our early ansestors. They taught us how to party not the vikings.

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