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specialkid8
06/14/20 5:49:20 PM
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I've tried this a few times and it comes out chewy and weird every time. I've tried a few different time increments but it either burns or isn't cooked throughout. What am I doing wrong?
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LanHikari10
06/14/20 5:50:23 PM
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scorpion41
06/14/20 5:51:09 PM
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Why would you commit such an atrocity?

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Gamerguymass
06/14/20 5:51:17 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
What am I doing wrong?

Microwaving steak.

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SauI_Goodman
06/14/20 5:51:21 PM
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I knkw this is a troll topic but they make microwavable steaks now. Hungry man I think.

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TheMikh
06/14/20 5:52:37 PM
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steaks should be microwaved until well done

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Mike_Stanton
06/14/20 5:52:51 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
What am I doing wrong?
You have to put your silverware in the microwave with the steak. Really. Try it right now.

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NightRender
06/14/20 5:56:33 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I knkw this is a troll topic but they make microwavable steaks now. Hungry man I think.

If it's one of their TV dinners, it's already cooked. The microwave is just reheating it.

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specialkid8
06/14/20 5:56:37 PM
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TheMikh posted...
steaks should be microwaved until well done
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
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Laserion
06/14/20 5:56:45 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
specialkid8 posted...
What am I doing wrong?

You're microwaving a steak

But this was a promise of the 20th century. They said that "in the future" we would be able to make a whole meal like this in 10 minutes. Where is my flying car?!

Mike_Stanton posted...

You have to put your silverware in the microwave with the steak. Really. Try it right now.

Funny thing is that there is probably a way of doing it with proper placement of aluminum foil.
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Kafkaf
06/14/20 6:09:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate
06/14/20 6:13:07 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Didn't we just have a steak microwaving topic in the past week?
Yes.

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DespondentDeity
06/14/20 6:14:30 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
you are supposed to boil it in milk

don't forget the jellybeans

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