Board 8 > Your First Thought 27: "Character I can beat in a fist fight"

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ZenOfThunder
06/18/20 12:28:36 PM
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once again i don't know how i landed on this one. how beefy are board 8's collective arms?

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Previous results:
1) Strongest non-Noble Niner: Zelda (Tifa, Squall, Bowser)
2) Weakest Noble Niner: Sonic (Crono, Sephiroth, Mega Man)
3) Fodder Line: Vyse (Isaac, Pac-Man, Revolver Ocelot)
4) Strongest Western Franchise: Witcher (Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout)
5) Strongest Indie: Shovel Knight, Undertale (Hollow Knight, Cuphead, Stardew Valley)
6) Biggest GotD2 Snub: Pokemon Go (Skyward Sword, Smash 4, Mario 3D World)
7) TJF/"The Jug Factor": Tifa (Morrigan Aensland, Tina Armstrong, Jill Valentine)
8) Strongest Pokemon not in a Contest: Blastoise (Bulbasaur, Charmander, Greninja)
9) Most unpredictable character: Kefka (Alucard, Donkey Kong, Magus)
10) Game series with most inconsistent strength: Final Fantasy (Pokemon, Mario, GTA)
11) Most disappointing performance of GotD2: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Tropical Freeze, Undertale, Dragon Age)
12) Game series you wish was stronger: Donkey Kong/Country, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, Trails
13) Character that always disappoints: Tidus (Magus, Cecil Harvey, Donkey Kong)
14) A joke that stopped being funny: L-Block (GFNW, Weighted Companion Cube, CATS)
15) Character I am sick of seeing in contests: Link (Guybrush Threepwood, Lloyd Irving, Draven)
16) How did this get into Game of the Decade 2?: Dying Light (Fate/Grand Order, Persona 4 Golden, Obra Dinn)
17) Strongest game that's never been in a contest: Super Smash Bros. (Final Fantasy VII Remake, Skyward Sword, Final Fantasy V)
18) Theoretical winner of 'Worst. Game. Ever.': Big Rigs (E.T., Superman 64, Sonic 06)
19) Long-gone character that deserves another shot: Strider Hiryu (Liquid Snake, Terry Bogard, M. Bison)
20) Character that has fallen the furthest: Vincent (Magus, Tommy Vercetti, Crono, Gordon Freeman, Satan)
21) Low midcarder: Ness (Fox, Tidus, Zidane)
22) Strong franchise with characters not worth shit: Elder Scrolls (Grand Theft Auto, Tales, Persona)
23) Theoretical winner of 'Best. Boxart. Ever.': Ocarina of Time (FFVII, Phalanx, Mega Man)
24) Strongest Nintendo game with no N9er in it: Pokemon RBY (Star Fox 64, Xenoblade, something with Kirby)
25) Weakest playable character in Smash Ultimate: Alph (Mii Fighters, Dark Pit, Pichu, Little Mac)
26) Most photogenic character ever in a contest: Tifa (Dante, Crono, Solid Snake/Solid Shit)

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BetrayedTangy
06/18/20 12:31:14 PM
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Guybrush

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Leonhart4
06/18/20 12:33:37 PM
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Ranticoot
06/18/20 12:34:29 PM
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Skull Kid, who hasn't even made a contest

He was just on my mind already

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FFDragon
06/18/20 12:34:40 PM
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~BOXING~ Can <Board 8er> beat Little Mac in a regulation WVBA title bout?

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TheArkOfTurus
06/18/20 12:52:05 PM
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Guybrush

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Snake5555555555
06/18/20 12:54:03 PM
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Gordon Freeman

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Drakeryn
06/18/20 12:58:09 PM
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Faith Connors (Mirror's Edge)

(not sure if this is true but it's who I thought of)
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Shonen_Bat
06/18/20 1:32:19 PM
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Mr. Game and Watch

I guess?

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Hbthebattle
06/18/20 1:41:29 PM
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Olimar
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Mewtwo59
06/18/20 1:44:39 PM
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Jogurt

I know he's never been in a contest, but he's my go to weak video game character.
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MoogleKupo141
06/18/20 1:46:41 PM
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Ness
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Ranticoot
06/18/20 1:47:51 PM
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also, nominate

How has this character NOT been in a contest?

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Menji
06/18/20 1:50:18 PM
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azuarc
06/18/20 1:54:52 PM
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Tingle

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Raka_Putra
06/18/20 1:57:25 PM
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Jay Leno

...apparently he's a real American person. I meant to think of Jay Solano.

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Dark Young Link
06/18/20 1:58:32 PM
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Ness

0% chance if he could use his powers, but with just using fist? Easy.

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Xuxon
06/18/20 1:59:16 PM
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The Utility Man
06/18/20 2:01:05 PM
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Ness

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azuarc
06/18/20 2:02:32 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Jay Leno

...apparently he's a real American person. I meant to think of Jay Solano.

lmao.

I mean, this is understandable coming from Raka, but it's still funny. Jay Leno's got a hell of a chin. You probably don't want to fistfight him.

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hylianknight3
06/18/20 2:04:30 PM
#21:


Chester

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ZenOfThunder
06/18/20 3:24:40 PM
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i cannot believe this board's go to character to punch is olimar

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wait i believe it

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Leonhart4
06/18/20 3:26:47 PM
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ZenOfThunder posted...
i cannot believe this board's go to character to punch is olimar

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wait i believe it

I mean I just went for the character I wouldn't be afraid of losing to

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Yesmar_
06/18/20 3:32:16 PM
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Dan Hibiki

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_SecretSquirrel
06/18/20 3:37:43 PM
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GLaDOS

I mean, she got no fists.

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BetrayedTangy
06/18/20 3:38:22 PM
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Idk why you'd opt to punch Olimar when flicking him is far more optimal.

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Tom Bombadil
06/18/20 3:53:32 PM
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Mario, because for some reason it took me like two minutes to think of a character that had been in a contest

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CaptainOfCrush
06/18/20 3:57:29 PM
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Guybrush. Nominate:

character who is somehow less interesting than me

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hombad46
06/18/20 3:58:24 PM
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Olimar

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SSJSephirothGokuX123
06/18/20 4:01:54 PM
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Isabelle

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MechanicalWall
06/18/20 4:03:13 PM
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Guybrush

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Xeybozn
06/18/20 4:03:46 PM
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L-Block
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Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc!
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junk_funk
06/18/20 4:04:22 PM
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Guybrush

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Board 8 fought azuarc, and azuarc won.
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Johnbobb
06/18/20 4:06:51 PM
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Pichu

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Nameless2000
06/18/20 4:19:02 PM
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Andy from Advance Wars

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MetalmindStats
06/18/20 5:06:25 PM
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Aerith was my first thought that actually has a chance at being true.

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Underleveled
06/18/20 6:46:12 PM
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Mr. Driller

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TheCodeisBosco
06/18/20 6:48:01 PM
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Guybrush

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The music was thud-like.
The music was... thud-like.
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PrinceOfKoopas
06/18/20 7:57:46 PM
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Jigglypuff

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Kamekguy
06/18/20 8:02:33 PM
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Glass Joe

... yeah I mean probably. It'd be close, though.

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Janus5k
06/18/20 8:04:19 PM
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Terry Bogard

Which I'm pretty sure is a terrible answer but I guess I was mentally emphasizing the "fist fight" part

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Ngamer64
06/18/20 8:33:06 PM
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Kirby

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06/18/20 9:14:06 PM
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KamikazePotato
06/18/20 9:17:48 PM
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Ness

Get rekt kid

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ZenOfThunder
06/18/20 9:24:13 PM
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what is worse, your brain going immediately to "what kid could i punch" or "what pokemon could i punch"

honestly my first thought was Tingle and he's basically a child

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PrinceOfKoopas
06/18/20 9:26:50 PM
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ZenOfThunder posted...
what is worse, your brain going immediately to "what kid could i punch" or "what pokemon could i punch"

honestly my first thought was Tingle and he's basically a child
I LIKE Jigglypuff!

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Mega Mana
06/18/20 9:40:51 PM
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Larry Butz

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Raka_Putra
06/20/20 3:31:39 AM
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azuarc posted...
lmao.

I mean, this is understandable coming from Raka, but it's still funny. Jay Leno's got a hell of a chin. You probably don't want to fistfight him.
Yeah lol and even Jay Solano is a kinda buff guy I think? Not sure why I thought of him. Maybe my mind went to 'What character can I beat in a popularity contest?'

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_SecretSquirrel
06/20/20 3:53:40 AM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Yeah lol and even Jay Solano is a kinda buff guy I think? Not sure why I thought of him. Maybe my mind went to 'What character can I beat in a popularity contest?'
From the Wikipedia page of Operation Shadow...

Jay Solano is a military veteran of fifteen years with the special armed forces. During the last five years he was the head of Team Shadow, an elite UN chartered military force used in covert operations around the world. Solano is a physically imposing modern day warrior and is gifted in his ability to command small units. His personal speciality is solo deep incursion operations. He utilizes his outstanding ability to adapt to the constantly changing conditions of covert action and open warfare. This is the "one man army" Jay Solano.

Yeah, you aren't beating this guy in a fist fight.

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DeepsPraw
06/20/20 4:03:04 AM
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link

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