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Scotty_Rogers
06/20/20 5:31:05 PM
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Listen to the good parts and assume they're what God intended.

Assume the bad parts are the revisions that the Sinners made and ignore them.

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Bad_Mojo
06/20/20 5:31:29 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
06/20/20 5:33:07 PM
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I wanted to read Ecclesiastes but I can't find the KJV bible that lit memed me into buying.

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hockeybub89
06/20/20 5:38:43 PM
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Coloradough
06/20/20 5:41:23 PM
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sig

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Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, even to those who are perverse - The Holy Bible
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PokemonExpert44
06/20/20 5:44:25 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
how to view the bible: completely and totally as a work of fiction written by people in power who wanted to impose their will on the general populace and keep them subservient and ignorant
Lol kid nice one

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Woodger
06/20/20 5:50:14 PM
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As a collection of the 66 books they could find at the time it was compiled that made reference to Jesus or the earlier religion he's associated with.
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ScazarMeltex
06/20/20 5:53:44 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
how to view the bible: completely and totally as a work of fiction written by people in power who wanted to impose their will on the general populace and keep them subservient and ignorant
This guy gets it.

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R1masher
06/20/20 5:53:45 PM
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From the inside

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PokemonExpert44
06/20/20 6:03:32 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
nice what
Nice 'refutation' of the Bible

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vigorm0rtis
06/20/20 6:05:51 PM
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See: unfamiliar with literary forms and expansion.

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Kazi1212
06/20/20 6:15:08 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
how to view the bible: completely and totally as a work of fiction written by people in power who wanted to impose their will on the general populace and keep them subservient and ignorant


I cut myself

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Smackems
06/20/20 6:16:07 PM
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With your eyes

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Lost_All_Senses
06/20/20 6:20:15 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
are you gonna pray to god to heal the cut

I always leave my surface bug bites & injuries up to time and faith. Works every time. God confirmed real.

One time my whole toe and the one next to it was going black. I left it up to God and it eventually went away.

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TheOrgyPorgy
06/20/20 6:25:49 PM
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Psalm 137 New International Version (NIV)
Psalm 137
1
By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept
when we remembered Zion.
2
There on the poplars
we hung our harps,
3
for there our captors asked us for songs,
our tormentors demanded songs of joy;
they said, Sing us one of the songs of Zion!
4
How can we sing the songs of the Lord
while in a foreign land?
5
If I forget you, Jerusalem,
may my right hand forget its skill.
6
May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not consider Jerusalem
my highest joy.
7
Remember, Lord, what the Edomites did
on the day Jerusalem fell.
Tear it down, they cried,
tear it down to its foundations!
8
Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction,
happy is the one who repays you
according to what you have done to us.
9
Happy is the one who seizes your infants
and dashes them against the rocks.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/20/20 6:52:05 PM
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I dont understand. Why the fuck is anyone a Christian if the Bible is so fucked up?

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Xenozoa425
06/20/20 6:53:31 PM
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I saw an interesting piece of etymology trivia the other day.

The Latin word "Christianus", which is derived from the Greek word "Khristos", has evolved over many centuries across different languages. For English in particular, it was derived from the French word "crtin" and eventually became a doublet of two words: Christian and cretin.

A Christian is someone that believes in Christianity. A cretin is a word that was originally used as a medical term to describe a physical or mental abnormality with a person due to hypothyroidism, but is now generally used to describe someone as stupid, obtuse, etc.

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