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lww99
06/23/20 9:18:01 AM
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The_Creep_2020
06/23/20 9:22:47 AM
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It cannot be worse than running into an exs former fianc.

Now, that was an experience I did not think I would walk away from without a substantial amount of blunt force trauma to my head.

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lww99
06/23/20 9:33:18 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
It cannot be worse than running into an exs former fianc.

Now, that was an experience I did not think I would walk away from without a substantial amount of blunt force trauma to my head.

story time

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Guide
06/23/20 9:34:11 AM
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It's horribly petty of me, but my ex got fat, and that made me feel better.

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Parappa09
06/23/20 9:36:24 AM
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were you on your a-game when you stumbled into her?

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The_Scarecrow
06/23/20 9:39:08 AM
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Im not sure if its bad that I find it satisfying if they lost their looks and are unattractive. Almost like Im glad I got out while I could.

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lww99
06/23/20 9:42:09 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
were you on your a-game when you stumbled into her?

not at all lol. Was walking into work half asleep, and she was just waiting to talk to the police.

She looked familiar, but I didnt immediately recognize her. We dated 10 years ago, and have only seen each other once since then.

I noticed she kept glancing over at me, and then she finally asked if I remembered her

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/20 9:46:30 AM
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yeah that's not a good time

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lww99
06/23/20 9:48:31 AM
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It was fine. She looked good and kept smiling. I just dont need that drama.

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Parappa09
06/23/20 9:52:40 AM
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lww99 posted...
It was fine. She looked good and kept smiling. I just dont need that drama.
but she's gonna be in your head all day brah :)

i wonder what went through her head when she saw you

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lww99
06/23/20 10:04:12 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
but she's gonna be in your head all day brah :)

i wonder what went through her head when she saw you

idk . She was here because someone was stalking her, so who knows.

wouldnt be surprised if I got a friend request today

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Austin_Era_II
06/23/20 10:07:24 AM
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Looks like someone still has feelings. Get over it and move on bro.

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lww99
06/23/20 10:14:26 AM
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I dont have feelings for her. As I said, we dated over 10 years ago.

I just wasnt expecting to see her at my job, at 7am. Caught me off guard

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Austin_Era_II
06/23/20 10:18:47 AM
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Based on your op you have feelings. God, why even lie about it???

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HagenEx
06/23/20 10:19:31 AM
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Happened to me a few days ago. One of my high school crushes too, saw her again after 15 years or something like that.

She's all fat and ugly now though, so I didn't pay her much attention after the fact.

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Austin_Era_II
06/23/20 10:22:19 AM
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If I bumped into an ex my first thoughts would be like oh this person is still alive k and move on. I wouldn't go out of my way and post a topic on CE saying fuck my life.

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lww99
06/23/20 10:24:15 AM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
If I bumped into an ex my first thoughts would be like oh this person is still alive k and move on. I wouldn't go out of my way and post a topic on CE saying fuck my life.

there can be chemistry without still having feelings for someone. And it was always based on looks, we dated in HS.

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gunplagirl
06/23/20 10:25:38 AM
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We'd exchange glances, one would say something confirming it's them, then we'd skip straight to the heavy metal remix of the regular boss theme as we begin to battle. After the first health bar for one of us, the lyrics kick in and the arena will be set ablaze and things like statues will begin to break apart. Then if I defeat them, they transform into their true form and the arena then is bathed in angelic lighting and falling small meteor fragments as buildings and most smaller things begin to float up and off screen. Meanwhile the music has turned to super heavy organ music with operatic singing in Latin growing louder as my health decreases.

But if it's any other ex I guess, go on about my business unless it's one because then I'll actually say it's a pleasant surprise to run into her and that I'm looking forward to hanging out with her again after the plague isn't so... Lock down-y.

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Austin_Era_II
06/23/20 10:26:31 AM
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Posting "fml" is chemistry now? No bro that's call "I still care and want her".

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lww99
06/23/20 10:28:24 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
We'd exchange glances, one would say something confirming it's them, then we'd skip straight to the heavy metal remix of the regular boss theme as we begin to battle. After the first health bar for one of us, the lyrics kick in and the arena will be set ablaze and things like statues will begin to break apart. Then if I defeat them, they transform into their true form and the arena then is bathed in angelic lighting and falling small meteor fragments as buildings and most smaller things begin to float up and off screen. Meanwhile the music has turned to super heavy organ music with operatic singing in Latin growing louder as my health decreases.

But if it's any other ex I guess, go on about my business unless it's one because then I'll actually say it's a pleasant surprise to run into her and that I'm looking forward to hanging out with her again after the plague isn't so... Lock down-y.

sounds like Sucker Punch or something lmao


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The_Creep_2020
06/23/20 10:28:28 AM
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lww99 posted...
story time
Nothing particularly salacious or interesting.

For eighteen months I dated a girl whose best friend was her former fianc. She was an abhorrent, emotionally abusive, manipulative pile of neuroses and malignant narcissism. I attempted to extricate myself from the relationship and was silly enough to agree to a Friends With Benefits arrangement. When that began to pall and I attempted to downgrade things to a purely platonic friendship, she began spinning a story about being pregnant with my child and having a miscarriage. One of my far more rational friends began poking holes in her story and when I challenged the Evil Ex on it, she admitted to making it up.

I cut off all contact and, in what I assume was an attempt to save face, told her friends and family I was severely emotionally and physically abusive.

I ran into her former fianc in a store. I didnt recognise him at first and only noticed him when I realised someone was glaring at me as if they wanted to tear my head from my shoulders. I do not think I have seen such a look of utter hate on another persons face before.

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lww99
06/23/20 10:30:38 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Nothing particularly salacious or interesting.

For eighteen months I dated a girl whose best friend was her former fianc. She was an abhorrent, emotionally abusive, manipulative pile of neuroses and malignant narcissism. I attempted to extricate myself from the relationship and was silly enough to agree to a Friends With Benefits arrangement. When that began to pall and I attempted to downgrade things to a purely platonic friendship, she began spinning a story about being pregnant with my child and having a miscarriage. One of my far more rational friends began poking holes in her story and when I challenged the Evil Ex on it, she admitted to making it up.

I cut off all contact and, in what I assume was an attempt to save face, told her friends and family I was severely emotionally and physically abusive.

I ran into her former fianc in a store. I didnt recognise him at first and only noticed him when I realised someone was glaring at me as if they wanted to tear my head from my shoulders. I do not think I have seen such a look of utter hate on another persons face before.

ugh that really sucks. It sucks how quickly people can believe rumors like that.

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gna647
06/23/20 10:31:14 AM
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My ex is now some pasty white girl with no boobs

im now dating a hot ass latina with a big butt so Im winning

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lww99
06/23/20 10:31:59 AM
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gna647 posted...
My ex is now some pasty white girl with no boobs

im now dating a hot ass latina with a big butt so Im winning

ayyy

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