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Awesome
07/01/20 9:12:16 PM
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MabusIncarnate
07/01/20 9:14:11 PM
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What a dumbass, well earned.

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TreyFlowers
07/01/20 9:15:13 PM
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Good, she deserved it

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Cobra1010
07/01/20 9:15:26 PM
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Should be charged with attempting to harm the police.

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WashYourHands
07/01/20 9:15:55 PM
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Working as intended

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Smackems
07/01/20 9:16:04 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Good, she deserved it


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TreyFlowers
07/01/20 9:16:24 PM
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Also, assaulting a police horse = assaulting a police officer. Hope she gets the book thrown at her.

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Vicious_Dios
07/01/20 9:16:58 PM
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She's lucky that she was able to walk after that. People need to be aware that a well-placed horse-kick can be instantly fatal.

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Gamerguymass
07/01/20 9:17:49 PM
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That was pretty funny. I would imagine they are trained to stay calm in the event of some dumbass trying to do something like that, as well as to fight back if someone is threatening them. I'm just curious now if they will try to arrest her for assault and battery on a police animal and trying to injure a cop by spooking the horse. Or will just just consider getting kicked by a horse punishment enough and trust she has learned her lesson to never do that again considering she probably has cracked ribs or some broken bones from it.

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Tyranthraxus
07/01/20 9:18:02 PM
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Tyranthraxus
07/01/20 9:18:41 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
That was pretty funny. I would imagine they are trained to stay calm in the event of some dumbass trying to do something like that, as well as to fight back if someone is threatening them. I'm just curious now if they will try to arrest her for assault and battery on a police animal and trying to injure a cop by spooking the horse. Or will just just consider getting kicked by a horse punishment enough and trust she has learned her lesson to never do that again considering she probably has cracked ribs or some broken bones from it.
Seriously though that don't even look like the first time the horse had to do that lmao.

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Solid Snake07
07/01/20 9:22:00 PM
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What a fucking moron. She easily could have been killed or seriously maimed

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mach25687
07/01/20 9:26:26 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
She's lucky that she was able to walk after that. People need to be aware that a well-placed horse-kick can be instantly fatal.
She probably got an internal injury just of that.

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Vicious_Dios
07/01/20 9:27:33 PM
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mach25687 posted...
She probably got an internal injury just of that.

Eh, you're probably right. The adrenaline really helped her get out of there, but she'll feel it for sure.

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MT_TRAEH
07/01/20 9:27:58 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Should be charged with attempting to harm the police.
but i thought that's the cool thing right now

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TopKekBro
07/01/20 9:28:08 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Also, assaulting a police horse = assaulting a police officer. Hope she gets the book thrown at her.

ah yes, officer horse, trans-species huh?

So dumb
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TreyFlowers
07/01/20 9:29:12 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
ah yes, officer horse, trans-species huh?

So dumb

Legally, they are the same thing

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TopKekBro
07/01/20 9:31:49 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Legally, they are the same thing

so if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?
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gamer167
07/01/20 9:32:24 PM
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Nice, good for the horse.
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OgesMC
07/01/20 9:32:54 PM
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Nice kick. When that adrenaline wears off shes in for some pain.
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MabusIncarnate
07/01/20 9:35:17 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
so if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?
Uhh.. not even gonna ask why you immediately made this a beastiality thing. You do you..

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DemonBuffet
07/01/20 9:35:29 PM
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Lmao

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TreyFlowers
07/01/20 9:35:55 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
so if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?

You're one of those people who are against gay marriage because of the "slippery slope" of letting people marry televisions, aren't you? Weirdo

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TopKekBro
07/01/20 9:38:09 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
You're one of those people who are against gay marriage because of the "slippery slope" of letting people marry televisions, aren't you? Weirdo

wat. No.
i am pro lgbtq.

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thebatz
07/01/20 9:40:26 PM
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defund the horses

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Solid Snake07
07/01/20 9:40:35 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Legally, they are the same thing


No they aren't. I mean you could definitely go to prison for shooting a k9, but you'd definitely be going for longer if you shot an actual officer.

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008Zulu
07/01/20 9:41:54 PM
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She only did it for the kicks.

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Purple_Cheetah
07/01/20 9:51:25 PM
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It's more so because they're part of the force and serve similiarly to a human officer, but on a limited/different scale. They're also an expensive asset that will inevitably die or need to retire, unlike a cruiser that can be refurbished until it's literally unsalvageable.
I recall a city nearby had to send a K9 unit back to training and it was about 60-70k just to acquire the dog after the initial training they do. That's just a dog... sure it's not a human, but harming or hindering their ability to perform their duties isn't quite the same as just harming a random stray/pet. The horse kicking is just natural/instinct, even owners know not to be there and trigger em.
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Laserion
07/01/20 9:53:54 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
So if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?

This is a stupid post, and you should feel like you made a stupid post.
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Tyranthraxus
07/01/20 10:11:05 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Legally, they are the same thing

Actually the animal is always one rank higher than the officer charged with them. I forget exactly what the reasoning is but something to do with extra harsh punishments for Animal abuse on the part of the officer

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Tyranthraxus
07/01/20 10:12:30 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
No they aren't. I mean you could definitely go to prison for shooting a k9, but you'd definitely be going for longer if you shot an actual officer.

If you shot a human officer you wouldn't be going to court at all.

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Hop103
07/01/20 10:13:48 PM
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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marc55
07/01/20 10:31:07 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
so if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?


...... you are drunk arent you ?

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TopKekBro
07/02/20 7:39:08 PM
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Laserion posted...
This is a stupid post, and you should feel like you made a stupid post.

I was calling out a stupid concept
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SaradaUchihaXXX
07/02/20 7:42:24 PM
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This is the woke crowd ladies and gents...
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mustachedmystic
07/02/20 7:55:37 PM
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I hate it when the appropriate Simpsons clip for a topic isn't on YouTube.

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ThisGuyAreSick
07/02/20 7:56:54 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Should be charged with attempting to harm the police.


those poor armored police folk on horses must have been so afraid of the small white girl
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nativengine
07/02/20 8:03:31 PM
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I love the horses dont touch me bitch response.

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