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JimCarrysToe
07/04/20 9:18:50 PM
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I wonder if it's because I didn't wash the lettuce....

Am i die?

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Drug_Smoker
07/04/20 9:19:16 PM
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Must have been infected with Corona.


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Reis
07/04/20 9:19:23 PM
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I peed on it
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Kaliesto
07/04/20 9:19:26 PM
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I had a terrible thought going into this topic. >.>

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MabusIncarnate
07/04/20 9:19:43 PM
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Did you eat the whole thing anyway?

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a-c-a-b
07/04/20 9:21:21 PM
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How fresh was it?

I got food poisoning earlier this year from a salad.
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Aki_Sora
07/04/20 9:32:21 PM
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Yes you die
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Dark_SilverX
07/04/20 9:33:03 PM
#8:


discharge sandwich

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JimCarrysToe
07/04/20 9:36:58 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Did you eat the whole thing anyway?
.... kinda.

a-c-a-b posted...
How fresh was it?

I got food poisoning earlier this year from a salad.
The meat and bread was fresh, idk about the lettuce. ._.

Aki_Sora posted...
Yes you die
D:>

Dark_SilverX posted...
discharge sandwich
Nah, I know what that tastes like.

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jpennys_cat
07/04/20 9:41:08 PM
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RIP in peas

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Unspecified_NPC
07/04/20 9:41:32 PM
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babynames.com

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JimCarrysToe
07/04/20 9:42:12 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
RIP in peas
OOOO peas, I bet those would be yummy in a turkey sandwich.

Unspecified_NPC posted...
babynames.com
Wtf lol

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a-c-a-b
07/04/20 9:48:12 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...

The meat and bread was fresh, idk about the lettuce. ._.

I'm always super careful with lettuce now and make sure I eat it right away.

Food poisoning sucks. I've never puked and shit so much in my life.
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Kaliesto
07/04/20 9:51:04 PM
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There is certain types of lettuce that is prone to diseases.

I would just get another kind to avoid it entirely.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/04/20 9:52:23 PM
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Reis posted...
I peed on it
I helped Reis pee on it.
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CanuckCowboy
07/04/20 10:11:46 PM
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i basically dont wash anything but potatoes. Theyre dirty fuckers.

But i mean you totally should afaik

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nevershine
07/04/20 10:12:36 PM
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nooooo don't eat the dank sammich!

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Dark_SilverX
07/04/20 10:24:43 PM
#18:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Nah, I know what that tastes like.
Story time

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CanuckCowboy
07/04/20 10:49:04 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
OOOO peas, I bet those would be yummy in a turkey sandwich.

Wtf lol

Sugar peas are so amazing. Snap peas. Sweet peas.

I always called em snap peas but it seems like no one knows wtf im on about if i say that.

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JimCarrysToe
07/05/20 12:00:32 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Sugar peas are so amazing. Snap peas. Sweet peas.

I always called em snap peas but it seems like no one knows wtf im on about if i say that.
I think I've seen them labeled sugar snap peas before. Peas and brussel sprouts were my fav veggies growing up ^.^

a-c-a-b posted...
I'm always super careful with lettuce now and make sure I eat it right away.

Food poisoning sucks. I've never puked and shit so much in my life.
I've spewed out both ends before but I'm pretty sure it was the flu, sucks mega ass. I'll probably still be a lazy shit tho until it happens to me lol.

Kaliesto posted...
There is certain types of lettuce that is prone to diseases.

I would just get another kind to avoid it entirely.
I've eaten this kind of lettuce before plenty of times so idk.

Dark_SilverX posted...
Story time
I stuck my finger up my c*** and licked it.

The end.

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