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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 4:03:50 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be, from apperance to career to personality..... Between 8PM and 8AM.

Between 8AM and 8PM she transforms into some guy called Paul.

They were cursed to share a body by an ancient Irish Sage who believed they had wronged him, sort of like Two-Bad from He-Man only instead of sharing it at the same time, they take turns.

They are aware of each other but when it's their "turn" the other has no control or awareness of what's going on.

https://i.imgur.com/GPesXEn.jpg

Could you date her?
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viewmaster_pi
07/06/20 4:12:16 AM
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damn, now that's thiccc with three Cs

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Total_Lost2
07/06/20 4:27:18 AM
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Is Paul a bro?

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im not 13
07/06/20 4:32:44 AM
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Smackems
07/06/20 5:18:56 AM
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Couldn't do it

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Mareen
07/06/20 6:02:31 AM
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I'd just date both of them.

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ColdOne666
07/06/20 7:52:50 AM
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Not if they look like that Gross.

Also during the day can you tell Paul to fuck off lol.

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nemu
07/06/20 7:54:40 AM
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Considering she's perfect, she's a billionaire, so I don't need to work ever again. That means I can easily adjust my sleep schedule to spend more time with her, so sure.
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MT_TRAEH
07/06/20 7:56:59 AM
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Total_Lost2 posted...
Is Paul a bro?


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VitalGetPrank
07/06/20 8:43:29 AM
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MachineJaipur
07/06/20 8:49:28 AM
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Does Paul look like this?
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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 4:23:46 PM
#12:


ColdOne666 posted...
Not if they look like that Gross.

They look like the perfect girl

the pic is a stand in
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RTruthLILJimmy
07/06/20 4:25:33 PM
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If Paul is cool as fuck and could be a bro you chill with then sure.

Also is Paul aware of what he becomes at night?

Like at dusk would I say Okay see ya Paul, im gonna bang you in a half hour.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/20 4:29:04 PM
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Lol @ that pic. Clout chasing gone wrong.

But if Paul is a homie, I got no problem with this. Hang out with a homie during the day and a super down to earth chick at night. What's to be mad at? It would probably just make me appreciate the nights with her more.

What happens if I start fuckin Paul too?

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ChrisTaka
07/06/20 4:33:20 PM
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Oh so she just becomes less attracti-

UnfairRepresent posted...
Between 8AM and 8PM she transforms into some guy called Paul.

wut

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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 7:47:58 PM
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RTruthLILJimmy posted...
If Paul is cool as fuck and could be a bro you chill with then sure.

Also is Paul aware of what he becomes at night?


I said in the op


They are aware of each other but when it's their "turn" the other has no control or awareness of what's going on.

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greencheek
07/06/20 7:49:46 PM
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WafflehouseJK
07/06/20 7:50:10 PM
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Sure, Paul and I could be pals.

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LordMarshal
07/06/20 7:51:10 PM
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Fuck Paul.

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