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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 7:37:07 PM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what your perfect girl would be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact her inseperable friend Stacy who has been friends with her since they were 3 years old, were always there for each other and love each other more than they love themselves absolutely despises you.

https://i.imgur.com/eqaQ5aI.jpg

She's always snarky about you, low-key tries to ruin your plans and constantly tells your perfect girl what a piece of shit you are while listing all your many failings. She also thinks your favorite video game is trash and made a negative youtube review of it tearing it pieces before you even met the perfect girl.

And because she is bestie if you want to be with the perfect girl you'll have to put up with it. She's not going anywhere.
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LordMarshal
07/06/20 7:37:46 PM
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Fuck her bestie.

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Chicken_Butt
07/06/20 7:38:39 PM
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Now this is a perfect girl thread done right. There can be absolutely nothing wrong with the perfect girl or she isn't the perfect girl. The issues must come from another source.

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Shotgunnova
07/06/20 7:39:52 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She also thinks your favorite video game is trash
It's not trash! She just doesn't understand the CT system! GOD!!!

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RetsuZaiZen
07/06/20 7:41:54 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Now this is a perfect girl thread done right. There can be absolutely nothing wrong with the perfect girl or she isn't the perfect girl. The issues must come from another source.
Not really. The point if those "perfect girl" topics is the "but".

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Darkrobotisback
07/06/20 7:43:35 PM
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She's probably the type to hit you in the back of the head with a blunt object, and tie you up on her bed and record herself having sex with you...
Blackmailing you into having sex with her in secret, otherwise she'll share the video to your girlfriend

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Choco
07/06/20 7:43:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
tries to ruin your plans
and "the perfect girl" is fine with this?

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Zack_Attackv1
07/06/20 7:44:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 7:45:29 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
She's probably the type to hit you in the back of the head with a blunt object, and tie you up on her bed and record herself having sex with you...
Blackmailing you into having sex with her in secret, otherwise she'll share the video to your girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_hIvM7AiY
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Chicken_Butt
07/06/20 7:46:46 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Not really. The point if those "perfect girl" topics is the "but".
If there are any imperfections, then she is not the perfect girl.

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onedarksoul
07/06/20 7:47:36 PM
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...hate sex?

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RetsuZaiZen
07/06/20 7:48:34 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
If there are any imperfections, then she is not the perfect girl.

Hypotheticals confuse you?

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greencheek
07/06/20 7:49:36 PM
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Chicken_Butt
07/06/20 7:55:22 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Hypotheticals confuse you?
The premise confuses me. She cannot be perfect and simultaneously be flawed. It's paradoxical.

The perfect girl, but she's not perfect.

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Zikten
07/06/20 7:57:07 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
Fuck her bestie.

this. she obviously harbors deep seated feelings for me.
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Darkrobotisback
07/06/20 7:58:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_hIvM7AiY
I was talkin' about her friend.



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Reis
07/06/20 8:27:35 PM
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i've already lived thru this situation before so sure
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Boombam99
07/06/20 8:29:03 PM
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Isnt this what ends up happening to every guy on Earth anyway?
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coh
07/06/20 8:31:17 PM
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Her "bestie" can fuck off then
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UnfairRepresent
07/06/20 8:53:55 PM
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coh posted...
Her "bestie" can fuck off then

Lol you don't know girls do you
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