Current Events > Guys, a cute as FUCK white girl invited me over to her apartment!

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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:07:07 AM #1:	I had my door open to let my apartment air out because of the fumes from my delicious steak permeating (see here): https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78838819 And then a KITTY ran in. It went under my bed and then hid behind my clothes containers so she came in and scooped him up! And when she scooped, she squatted DEEP into her sweatpants. She introduced herself with her white girl name and invited me to her apartment to play games with her friends! We did it CE :') By the time you see this I'll be knee deep in pussy ~~cat hair, to which I'm wildly allergic~~ --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959303] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>I had my door open to let my apartment air out because of the fumes from my delicious steak permeating (see here): https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78838819 And then a KITTY ran in. It went under my bed and then hid behind my clothes containers so she came in and scooped him up! And when she scooped, she squatted DEEP into her sweatpants. She introduced herself with her white girl name and invited me to her apartment to play games with her friends! We did it CE :') By the time you see this I'll be knee deep in pussy cat hair, to which I'm wildly allergic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:07:43 AM #2:	--- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959320] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:08:18 AM #3:	she kicked me out for sneezing. she said she was paranoid because of COVID :( --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959332] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>she kicked me out for sneezing. she said she was paranoid because of COVID :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 07/11/20 1:09:06 AM #4:	A Chad wouldn't have sneezed. We may have to send you back to training. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:941959348] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>A Chad wouldn't have sneezed. We may have to send you back to training. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/11/20 1:09:34 AM #5:	Nice! Smash dat ass and like button. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941959363] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Nice! Smash dat ass and like button. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:10:08 AM #6:	I can't hold it in. that's ridiculous --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959378] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>I can't hold it in. that's ridiculous </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/11/20 1:10:26 AM #7:	This was a pretty wild ride. --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:941959384] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>This was a pretty wild ride. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:11:21 AM #8:	the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning. she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959404] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning. she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/11/20 1:12:20 AM #9:	berlyman101 posted... she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:941959430] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted...</cite> <quote>she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big</quote> Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 07/11/20 1:12:42 AM #10:	Protip #275. look up and say ishkabibble, an old Greek gentleman told me this when I sneezed on the potatoes I was tasked to peel --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:941959442] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Protip #275. look up and say ishkabibble, an old Greek gentleman told me this when I sneezed on the potatoes I was tasked to peel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/11/20 1:12:50 AM #11:	This is one hell of a topic. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:941959448] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>This is one hell of a topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 07/11/20 1:14:13 AM #12:	berlyman101 posted... I can't hold it in. that's ridiculous Spoken like a beta smh --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:941959482] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>I can't hold it in. that's ridiculous</quote>Spoken like a beta smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/11/20 1:15:07 AM #13:	berlyman101 posted... the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning. she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met --- b-bb-box https://imgur.com/8D3HM7e - by Proofpyros <cite>boxington posted [p:941959501] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning. she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big</quote>wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaghettiCookie 07/11/20 1:16:52 AM #14:	This thread was a wild ride --- https://imgur.com/a/UEjz4hP Brave Chrom CYL 6 or Duo Chrom? <cite>SpaghettiCookie posted [p:941959536] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>This thread was a wild ride </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 07/11/20 1:17:26 AM #15:	so she is dating a future surgeon? yeah you have no chance dude --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:941959549] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>so she is dating a future surgeon? yeah you have no chance dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:19:06 AM #16:	boxington posted... wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met boxington posted... wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met idk if she just felt more comfortable with her friends or what, but she was sharing a lot. I have that effect on people Damn_Underscore posted... so she is dating a future surgeon? yeah you have no chance dude she just met him but yeah my thoughts exactly. plus he's Indian, aka the new bull --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959584] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>boxington posted... </cite> <quote>wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met</quote> boxington posted... </cite> <quote>wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met</quote> idk if she just felt more comfortable with her friends or what, but she was sharing a lot. I have that effect on people Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>so she is dating a future surgeon? yeah you have no chance dude</quote> she just met him but yeah my thoughts exactly. plus he's Indian, aka the new bull </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:21:30 AM #17:	what really did it was when I admitted I banged a girl last week. her eyes went wide and said "you need to go" --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959649] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>what really did it was when I admitted I banged a girl last week. her eyes went wide and said "you need to go" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/11/20 1:23:07 AM #18:	Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:941959691] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:23:50 AM #19:	Machete posted... Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care. I'm a lucky person who fucks every serindipitous opportunity I've ever had up --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959708] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care.</quote> I'm a lucky person who fucks every serindipitous opportunity I've ever had up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/11/20 1:24:32 AM #20:	I forgot about "or possibly both" --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:941959727] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>I forgot about "or possibly both" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 1:28:05 AM #21:	I'm not gonna lie, I knew this would happen but it always hurts to get kicked out of a cute as FUCK chick's apartment anyway. feels bad --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941959799] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>I'm not gonna lie, I knew this would happen but it always hurts to get kicked out of a cute as FUCK chick's apartment anyway. feels bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 2:21:46 AM #22:	the game was stupid though tbh --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941961119] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>the game was stupid though tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 07/11/20 2:23:51 AM #23:	Smashingpmkns posted... Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue LOL --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:941961165] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue</quote> LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 2:25:25 AM #24:	boxington posted... wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met Imagine if she just used that story to get men with small penises to out themselves --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941961197] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>boxington posted... </cite> <quote>wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met</quote> Imagine if she just used that story to get men with small penises to out themselves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 07/11/20 2:29:57 AM #26:	fucking hell this topic was a rollercoaster. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:941961296] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>fucking hell this topic was a rollercoaster. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 2:37:05 AM #27:	Smashingpmkns posted... Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue I thought about it tbh but I didn't want to brag --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941961440] in Guys, a cu... [t:78838902]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue</quote> I thought about it tbh but I didn't want to brag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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