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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:07:07 AM #1: |
I had my door open to let my apartment air out because of the fumes from my delicious steak permeating (see here):
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78838819 And then a KITTY ran in. It went under my bed and then hid behind my clothes containers so she came in and scooped him up! And when she scooped, she squatted DEEP into her sweatpants. She introduced herself with her white girl name and invited me to her apartment to play games with her friends! We did it CE :') By the time you see this I'll be knee deep in pussy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:07:43 AM #2: |
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:08:18 AM #3: |
she kicked me out for sneezing. she said she was paranoid because of COVID :(
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Jabodie 07/11/20 1:09:06 AM #4: |
A Chad wouldn't have sneezed. We may have to send you back to training.
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Dark_SilverX 07/11/20 1:09:34 AM #5: |
Nice! Smash dat ass and like button.
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:10:08 AM #6: |
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DespondentDeity 07/11/20 1:10:26 AM #7: |
This was a pretty wild ride.
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:11:21 AM #8: |
the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning.
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Smashingpmkns 07/11/20 1:12:20 AM #9: |
berlyman101 posted...
she said the last guy she dated she didn't have sex with because his penis was too big Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue --- Clean Butt Crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 07/11/20 1:12:42 AM #10: |
Protip #275. look up and say ishkabibble, an old Greek gentleman told me this when I sneezed on the potatoes I was tasked to peel
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Gobstoppers12 07/11/20 1:12:50 AM #11: |
This is one hell of a topic.
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Jabodie 07/11/20 1:14:13 AM #12: |
berlyman101 posted...
I can't hold it in. that's ridiculousSpoken like a beta smh --- <insert sig here> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 07/11/20 1:15:07 AM #13: |
berlyman101 posted...
the girl was actually hot as fuck, it wasn't the one in my pic. she had a guy over with the rest and it turns out they had met on hinge. he left immediately because he's a surgeon in training and has to work in the morning.wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met --- b-bb-box https://imgur.com/8D3HM7e - by Proofpyros ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpaghettiCookie 07/11/20 1:16:52 AM #14: |
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Damn_Underscore 07/11/20 1:17:26 AM #15: |
so she is dating a future surgeon?
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:19:06 AM #16: |
boxington posted...
wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met boxington posted... wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met idk if she just felt more comfortable with her friends or what, but she was sharing a lot. I have that effect on people Damn_Underscore posted... so she is dating a future surgeon? she just met him but yeah my thoughts exactly. plus he's Indian, aka the new bull --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:21:30 AM #17: |
what really did it was when I admitted I banged a girl last week. her eyes went wide and said "you need to go"
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Machete 07/11/20 1:23:07 AM #18: |
Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care.
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:23:50 AM #19: |
Machete posted...
Either you're a really lucky son of a bitch or I don't fucking care. I'm a lucky person who fucks every serindipitous opportunity I've ever had up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 07/11/20 1:24:32 AM #20: |
I forgot about "or possibly both"
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berlyman101 07/11/20 1:28:05 AM #21: |
I'm not gonna lie, I knew this would happen but it always hurts to get kicked out of a cute as FUCK chick's apartment anyway. feels bad
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berlyman101 07/11/20 2:21:46 AM #22: |
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dj1200 07/11/20 2:23:51 AM #23: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue LOL --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 2:25:25 AM #24: |
boxington posted...
wow, that's a lot to share with someone you just met Imagine if she just used that story to get men with small penises to out themselves --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 07/11/20 2:29:57 AM #26: |
fucking hell this topic was a rollercoaster.
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berlyman101 07/11/20 2:37:05 AM #27: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
Should have said that wouldn't have been an issue I thought about it tbh but I didn't want to brag --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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