Poll of the Day > I was attached by bees today, ok?

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Aculo 07/21/20 11:34:47 PM #1:	I was walking with my wife any daughter through our neighborhood and I felt a pain in my calf. I looked down and saw two things that looked like flies at the moment and then I felt a pain on my neck, ok? Then I realized they were bees and I saw a bunch of them all hovering around me. My first instinct was to pick up my daughter and run, but my wife said they were only going after me, ok? Any ways I distanced myself away from my family and low and behold, they were following me. I killed as many as I could, but I got stung about 5-6 times, ok? Finally, got far enough away that they left me alone. Fucking bees, right? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942422096] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>I was walking with my wife any daughter through our neighborhood and I felt a pain in my calf. I looked down and saw two things that looked like flies at the moment and then I felt a pain on my neck, ok? Then I realized they were bees and I saw a bunch of them all hovering around me. My first instinct was to pick up my daughter and run, but my wife said they were only going after me, ok? Any ways I distanced myself away from my family and low and behold, they were following me. I killed as many as I could, but I got stung about 5-6 times, ok? Finally, got far enough away that they left me alone. Fucking bees, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/21/20 11:41:43 PM #2:	Like the bees attached themselves to you, or...? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:942422322] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Like the bees attached themselves to you, or...? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 07/21/20 11:48:43 PM #3:	Lol attached --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:942422519] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Lol attached </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/22/20 12:25:35 AM #4:	Damn it... --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942423547] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Damn it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/22/20 12:33:37 AM #5:	They just wanted death by Aculo, basically, they like die if the sting you, ok? --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:942423789] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>They just wanted death by Aculo, basically, they like die if the sting you, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/22/20 12:40:34 AM #6:	Damn bees with their damn glue --- The Betrayer <cite>Mead posted [p:942423950] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Damn bees with their damn glue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 07/22/20 12:51:34 AM #7:	Honey IS sticky after all. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:942424262] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Honey IS sticky after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 07/22/20 1:29:50 AM #8:	Sounds like me a couple weeks ago when I ran over a miner bee nest with the lawn mower. I only got stung once, but it was the first time I'd been stung in a very long time. I read online that they're hardly aggressive at all and that stings should be minor, but it left a large area of my leg red and hot to the touch even hours later. Maybe swatting at it when it stung me squeezed extra venom into the wound? Tried to sting me a second time, but I smashed it the instant it touched my skin. Even without doing much to the stung spot, it ended up with a scab similar to a dug-out mosquito bite. --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:942425212] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like me a couple weeks ago when I ran over a miner bee nest with the lawn mower. I only got stung once, but it was the first time I'd been stung in a very long time. I read online that they're hardly aggressive at all and that stings should be minor, but it left a large area of my leg red and hot to the touch even hours later. Maybe swatting at it when it stung me squeezed extra venom into the wound? Tried to sting me a second time, but I smashed it the instant it touched my skin. Even without doing much to the stung spot, it ended up with a scab similar to a dug-out mosquito bite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/22/20 2:44:30 AM #9:	Aculo posted... Any ways I distanced myself away from my family and low and behold, they were following me. I killed as many as I could, but I got stung about 5-6 times, ok? Bees are already in danger of dying out and if they did, it would be cataclysmic for humanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjID1ugr1fo Nothing against you, but those bees you killed are probably more important to society than you are, ok? :p <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:942426713] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Aculo posted... </cite> <quote>Any ways I distanced myself away from my family and low and behold, they were following me. I killed as many as I could, but I got stung about 5-6 times, ok?</quote> Bees are already in danger of dying out and if they did, it would be cataclysmic for humanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjID1ugr1fo Nothing against you, but those bees you killed are probably more important to society than you are, ok? :p </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 07/22/20 2:46:05 AM #10:	streamofthesky posted... Bees are already in danger of dying out and if they did, it would be cataclysmic for humanity. I know what youre saying but bit OTT no? --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:942426741] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>streamofthesky posted... </cite> <quote>Bees are already in danger of dying out and if they did, it would be cataclysmic for humanity.</quote>I know what youre saying but bit OTT no? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/22/20 2:49:30 AM #11:	FatalAccident posted... I know what youre saying but bit OTT no? It was a joking post, being "OTT" was kind of part of the joke <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:942426804] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>FatalAccident posted... </cite> <quote>I know what youre saying but bit OTT no?</quote>It was a joking post, being "OTT" was kind of part of the joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 07/22/20 2:51:54 AM #12:	Ooh ok --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:942426852] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Ooh ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 07/22/20 2:55:35 AM #13:	did they get surgically grafted to your body? --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/vgckRUN <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:942426926] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>did they get surgically grafted to your body?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 07/22/20 3:15:11 AM #14:	Look if they're attached to you, try not to let them down, okay? --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:942427254] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Look if they're attached to you, try not to let them down, okay? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/22/20 4:26:12 AM #15:	Kimbos_Egg posted... did they get surgically grafted to your body? He was actually surgically attached to the 5 bees. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:942428267] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Kimbos_Egg posted... </cite> <quote>did they get surgically grafted to your body?</quote>He was actually surgically attached to the 5 bees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/22/20 7:16:32 AM #16:	Ass bees sound horrible. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:942430587] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Ass bees sound horrible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 07/22/20 8:23:15 AM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzGFAjc5XsU --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. http://www.backloggery.com/blasingame <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:942431739] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzGFAjc5XsU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 07/22/20 1:12:18 PM #18:	MICHALECOLE posted... Like the bees attached themselves to you, or...? They did, with their stingers --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:942441208] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Like the bees attached themselves to you, or...?</quote>They did, with their stingers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/22/20 3:03:22 PM #19:	pulling the stingers out sucked too! i forgot they did that, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942445801] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>pulling the stingers out sucked too! i forgot they did that, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/22/20 3:22:53 PM #20:	If you hadnt have forgotten they did that, would it have hurt less you think? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:942446675] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>If you hadnt have forgotten they did that, would it have hurt less you think? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/22/20 3:24:21 PM #21:	MICHALECOLE posted... If you hadnt have forgotten they did that, would it have hurt less you think? https://youtu.be/89vnu8Nppy8?t=19 --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942446739] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>If you hadnt have forgotten they did that, would it have hurt less you think?</quote>https://youtu.be/89vnu8Nppy8?t=19 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/22/20 3:25:31 PM #22:	Psh, whatever, at least I dont have bees attached to me <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:942446784] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Psh, whatever, at least I dont have bees attached to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/22/20 4:30:09 PM #23:	attached to what? i'm guessing they used honey to do it --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:942449296] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>attached to what? i'm guessing they used honey to do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/22/20 4:31:41 PM #24:	Aculo posted... pulling the stingers out sucked too! i forgot they did that, ok? pulling it out can squeeze more in. scrape it off --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:942449348] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Aculo posted...</cite> <quote>pulling the stingers out sucked too! i forgot they did that, ok? </quote> pulling it out can squeeze more in. scrape it off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/22/20 5:32:49 PM #25:	Squeezing more in can actually pull them out. Just scratch them like an itch. <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:942451891] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Squeezing more in can actually pull them out. Just scratch them like an itch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sonicplys 07/22/20 6:44:45 PM #26:	They pinned his ass to a tree while honey dripped down his face haha --- SF Giants, SF 49ers, GS Warriors, SJ Sharks. The 2010 to 2022 Game of the Decade: Greatest game of all time/ever made: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate AKA Smash 4.8 <cite>Sonicplys posted [p:942454671] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>They pinned his ass to a tree while honey dripped down his face haha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/22/20 7:40:54 PM #27:	Sonicplys posted... They pinned his ass to a tree while honey dripped down his face haha Great, now I'm turned on, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942456492] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Sonicplys posted... </cite> <quote>They pinned his ass to a tree while honey dripped down his face haha</quote>Great, now I'm turned on, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/22/20 8:06:54 PM #28:	Just curious TC, does hearing the phrase, "the bee's knees" give you PTSD now? <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:942457505] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Just curious TC, does hearing the phrase, "the bee's knees" give you PTSD now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/22/20 8:28:40 PM #29:	Attached by bees --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:942458345] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Attached by bees </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/22/20 8:40:03 PM #30:	captpackrat posted... Attached by bees Perfect --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:942458776] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>Attached by bees </quote>Perfect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/22/20 8:50:26 PM #31:	streamofthesky posted... Just curious TC, does hearing the phrase, "the bee's knees" give you PTSD now? Yes, pls stop, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942459259] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>streamofthesky posted... </cite> <quote>Just curious TC, does hearing the phrase, "the bee's knees" give you PTSD now?</quote>Yes, pls stop, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/22/20 11:28:55 PM #32:	I was watching a bee on the flowers of my garden today while drinking a beer and thought it was fascinating, ok? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:942464932] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>I was watching a bee on the flowers of my garden today while drinking a beer and thought it was fascinating, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeetCheet 07/22/20 11:54:08 PM #33:	I know who it was behind the attack. https://i.imgur.com/qmwZpEs.jpg --- https://imgur.com/eQrRxik https://imgur.com/NC8itow <cite>LeetCheet posted [p:942465693] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>I know who it was behind the attack. https://i.imgur.com/qmwZpEs.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 07/23/20 1:59:53 AM #34:	They attach pheromones to you to attract the rest of the swarm. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:942468524] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>They attach pheromones to you to attract the rest of the swarm. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/23/20 3:10:43 AM #35:	wwinterj25 posted... I was watching a bee on the flowers of my garden today while drinking a beer and thought it was fascinating, ok? perv --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:942469800] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>I was watching a bee on the flowers of my garden today while drinking a beer and thought it was fascinating, ok? </quote> perv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/23/20 6:30:09 AM #36:	Aculo posted... Yes, pls stop, ok? Sorry. Here, some nice Classical music to soothe your anxiety after I inadvertently made you feel so on edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8 Better now? <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:942472288] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Aculo posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, pls stop, ok?</quote>Sorry. Here, some nice Classical music to soothe your anxiety after I inadvertently made you feel so on edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8 Better now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/23/20 7:27:42 AM #37:	This is how aculo must spend the rest of his life... --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:942473169] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>This is how aculo must spend the rest of his life... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Llamachama 07/23/20 9:18:38 AM #38:	Sticky Request --- Strong people stand up for themselves. Stronger people stand up for others. https://imgur.com/AoImPRn <cite>Llamachama posted [p:942475537] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Sticky Request </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 07/23/20 9:30:26 AM #39:	Bees dont usually attack. Interesting. Wasps always do. Theyre the assholes of the insect world. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:942475896] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Bees dont usually attack. Interesting. Wasps always do. Theyre the assholes of the insect world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 07/23/20 10:48:53 AM #40:	streamofthesky posted... Sorry. Here, some nice Classical music to soothe your anxiety after I inadvertently made you feel so on edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8 Better now? yes, thank you, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:942478642] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>streamofthesky posted... </cite> <quote>Sorry. Here, some nice Classical music to soothe your anxiety after I inadvertently made you feel so on edge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8 Better now?</quote>yes, thank you, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 07/23/20 10:59:32 AM #41:	https://youtu.be/4UIXy2trF8o --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:942479035] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/4UIXy2trF8o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/23/20 11:52:05 AM #42:	Krazy_Kirby posted... perv When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:942481090] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite> <quote>perv</quote>When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/23/20 11:57:25 AM #43:	wwinterj25 posted... When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon. Bdt tsh <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:942481315] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon.</quote>Bdt tsh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 07/28/20 6:28:12 PM #44:	Where is the Nick Cage Bees reference? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. http://www.backloggery.com/blasingame <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:942704283] in I was atta... [t:78863180]...</cite> <quote>Where is the Nick Cage Bees reference? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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