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AlphaCuck 07/24/20 10:58:35 PM #1: |
there's a sandwich artist who works at the subway down the street and i'm going there tomorrow
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In_Other_News 07/24/20 11:03:18 PM #2: |
Every time you see her let out a loud but sensual moan and say that the bologna looks delicious, but as you do this you must be staring at her chest. If you don't get a BJ after that then you did it wrong.
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KnightofShikari 07/24/20 11:05:25 PM #3: |
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jpenny2 07/24/20 11:09:07 PM #4: |
"Your breats are so amazing that I forgot an S."
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SevenTenths 07/24/20 11:09:40 PM #5: |
you don't if she's working you creeper
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SSJGrimReaper 07/24/20 11:10:03 PM #6: |
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The_Creep_2020 07/24/20 11:13:35 PM #7: |
You must be a New Orleans townhouse, because you have an exquisite veranda.
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Dark_SilverX 07/24/20 11:15:13 PM #8: |
stare down with a fantastic smile
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WingsOfGood 07/24/20 11:16:01 PM #9: |
Ask for a glass of milk.
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KnightofShikari 07/24/20 11:16:54 PM #11: |
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greencheek 07/24/20 11:20:24 PM #12: |
tote_all posted...
http://definition.org/define/breat/ wtf at the use in a sentence section ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlphaCuck 07/24/20 11:21:33 PM #13: |
SevenTenths posted...
you don't if she's working you creeper i don't know where she lives ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlphaCuck 07/25/20 11:03:52 AM #14: |
should i strike up conversation first or be more direct about telling her
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Hexenherz 07/25/20 11:05:00 AM #15: |
this isn't something you say to random women you have infrequent and short interactions with at her place of work.
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Turbam 07/25/20 11:06:35 AM #16: |
"Those are some yummy fat milkies, please feed me mommy"
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AlphaCuck 07/25/20 11:07:00 AM #17: |
Hexenherz posted...
this isn't something you say to random women you have infrequent and short interactions with at her place of work. i go there a lot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 07/25/20 11:07:22 AM #18: |
also what are breats
regardless you shouldn't be commenting on anyone's breats if you're not already in a close relationship with them. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvlButtslam 07/25/20 11:08:17 AM #19: |
Wasn't someone trying to hit on a girl at Subway a whole thing here a while ago
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Shablagoo 07/25/20 11:09:17 AM #20: |
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No_u 07/25/20 11:11:05 AM #21: |
AlphaCuck posted...
there's a sandwich artist who works at the subway down the street and i'm going there tomorrow be polite, correct and respectful. yo gurl, you got them nice boobs, let me grab! = disrespectful, offensive, wrong. dear lady, you have a very beautiful set of mammary glands. It would make my day if you allowed this humble admirer of them to gently caress them, if so you please = respectful, proper, correct. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 07/25/20 11:11:52 AM #22: |
KnightofShikari posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8OL0e_GLs"Boris Johnson faces sexual harassment allegations" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvlButtslam 07/25/20 12:00:47 PM #24: |
While she's making your sandwich tell her she has nice breads
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AlphaCuck 07/25/20 12:04:18 PM #25: |
if she turns me down i was thinking about saying something like you think you have power over me but your moments up, sweaty
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Jabodie 07/25/20 12:05:43 PM #26: |
I'll assume TC meant "breads" for the sandwiches. Just be forward, no harm in complimenting her work.
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BigDNoExcuses 07/25/20 12:07:29 PM #27: |
"Nice tits, bitch. Wana fuck?"
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