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Pharrellforever
07/25/20 3:27:29 PM
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with the guy who did it on her profile.

What do I do how do I react?
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MeIon Bread
07/25/20 3:28:17 PM
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How long ago did you know this girl? If more than a year or two, what could it possibly matter?

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Alteres
07/25/20 3:28:55 PM
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Send him a dm saying the baby ain't his.

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Pharrellforever
07/25/20 3:29:21 PM
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MeIon Bread posted...
How long ago did you know this girl? If more than a year or two, what could it possibly matter?
26 years.

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DarthAragorn
07/25/20 3:30:43 PM
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Jerk it with Luigi
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Jackal4
07/25/20 3:31:25 PM
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Pharrellforever posted...
26 years.
Pregnant in her mid-forties? That's not really ideal.

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Pharrellforever
07/25/20 3:33:15 PM
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Jackal4 posted...
Pregnant in her mid-forties? That's not really ideal.
I knew her when I was 14 and she was 13.

but i really didn't crush on her til high school.
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kingdrake2
07/25/20 3:58:29 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Jerk it

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One_Day_Remains
07/25/20 4:00:33 PM
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God you're weird
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powerman1426
07/25/20 4:03:34 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/25/20 4:05:40 PM
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Make a long public post on her wall saying how you've loved her for far longer than her bf and you'll treat her right and how she should be married to you and be having your kid instead.

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Shablagoo
07/25/20 4:06:02 PM
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The love of my life got pregnant by another man a couple years after we broke up.

I saw someone at my job from High School and he was like, Hey, did you hear Blabla had a baby?? and I never will understand why people say that shit lmao. Like, you think I wanna hear that? I dont even think he was trying to be mean, people just fucking love gossiping.

Like, a similar thing happened to my older brother (not baby but his ex-fiancee got married to someone) and my mom found out and was so eager to tell everyone she could, except my brother of course. So then someone she told immediately told my brother and my mom thinks hes the one to blame, but I was like...mom, maybe you shouldnt have told everyone within earshot. People gossip too damn much. She also told the entire world about the disease I have lol. I cant imagine talking and spreading gossip the way most people do.

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FlameTurtle
07/25/20 4:06:51 PM
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Why would you say anything at all besides congrats

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Pharrellforever
07/25/20 5:13:22 PM
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Conflict posted...
Btw Reggie, you probably shouldn't tell someone in a college apartment to "move out of their moms house" when you're almost 40 years old and never had a job.
Lies you marked me cuz i told you nothing but truff bombs
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Pharrellforever
07/25/20 5:19:01 PM
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Conflict posted...
Actually I didn't see the topic
Lies
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