Poll of the Day > The scorpion and the frog, part 2.

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A scorpion was crawling along a river and it came apon a frog.
"Frog", the scorpion said, "I need to cross the river, will you give me a ride?"
The frog replied "No scorpion, I will not, my brother did that once for a scorpion and it stung him halfway across. They both died, for no reason! I will not give you a ride"
"Hmmm" The scorpion said "I see your point, thank you for enlightening me"
The scorpion then rushed up to the frog and stung him....killing the frog a few moments later.
The scorpion continued on, seemingly quite happy with itself.
The end.

The moral of this story is simple. If you are a frog, and a scorpion asks you for a ride across a river, give it to him. You'll die, but at least you'll take that freaking scorpion with you.

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