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ekie 08/02/20 9:52:22 PM #1:	Any ideas on how to make them leave? --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942917873] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Any ideas on how to make them leave? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heart-Mk-II 08/02/20 9:56:29 PM #2:	You can't. It's their house now. --- Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heart-Mk-II posted [p:942917998] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>You can't. It's their house now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tryhaptaward 08/02/20 9:57:06 PM #3:	Have you tried starting a fire <cite>Tryhaptaward posted [p:942918020] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/02/20 9:57:32 PM #4:	sonar --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:942918039] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>sonar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 08/02/20 9:57:49 PM #5:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:942918047] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 08/02/20 9:58:10 PM #6:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:942918058] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 08/02/20 9:58:29 PM #7:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire Roasted bats...wait, no, do NOT eat them! --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:942918075] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> Roasted bats...wait, no, do NOT eat them! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 08/02/20 9:58:31 PM #8:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire <cite>EvilResident posted [p:942918077] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/02/20 9:59:09 PM #9:	god damn it no pics i expected better of you tc --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:942918097] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>god damn it no pics i expected better of you tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 9:59:55 PM #10:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire Not safe in my home because of a structural issue. Plus I read bats dont care about smoke, plus...the smell --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918130] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> Not safe in my home because of a structural issue. Plus I read bats dont care about smoke, plus...the smell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:00:24 PM #11:	Shablagoo posted... god damn it no pics i expected better of you tc I can only hear them, they are high up so i can see where --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918144] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>god damn it no pics i expected better of you tc</quote> I can only hear them, they are high up so i can see where </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 08/02/20 10:01:49 PM #12:	Try sticking a speaker in there and playing something with some super high trebel --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:942918184] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Try sticking a speaker in there and playing something with some super high trebel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 08/02/20 10:04:24 PM #13:	Just put a bright lamp in the fireplace without the shade. Or if you have some kind of spotlight, place it in the fireplace pointed at them. Bats hate light, so you can probably chase them away. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:942918279] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Just put a bright lamp in the fireplace without the shade. Or if you have some kind of spotlight, place it in the fireplace pointed at them. Bats hate light, so you can probably chase them away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:04:45 PM #14:	indica posted... Try sticking a speaker in there and playing something with some super high treble Ill try it!! We'll see how they like techno --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918288] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>indica posted... </cite> <quote>Try sticking a speaker in there and playing something with some super high treble</quote> Ill try it!! We'll see how they like techno </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:05:08 PM #15:	Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942918301] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:05:32 PM #16:	Payzmaykr posted... Just put a bright lamp in the fireplace without the shade. Or if you have some kind of spotlight, place it in the fireplace pointed at them. Bats hate light, so you can probably chase them away. Good idea, will attempt --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918320] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Payzmaykr posted... </cite> <quote>Just put a bright lamp in the fireplace without the shade. Or if you have some kind of spotlight, place it in the fireplace pointed at them. Bats hate light, so you can probably chase them away.</quote> Good idea, will attempt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 08/02/20 10:06:39 PM #17:	The bats in my apartment chimney always left after summertime. Wait it out. If you can't use your chimney anyhow, what's the harm? (Also, you wouldn't need a whole fire to try to smoke them out. Just open the flue and hold a piece of twisted, lit newspaper up there.) --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:942918356] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>The bats in my apartment chimney always left after summertime. Wait it out. If you can't use your chimney anyhow, what's the harm? (Also, you wouldn't need a whole fire to try to smoke them out. Just open the flue and hold a piece of twisted, lit newspaper up there.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:08:53 PM #18:	VanananaHeyHey posted... The bats in my apartment chimney always left after summertime. Wait it out. If you can't use your chimney anyhow, what's the harm? (Also, you wouldn't need a whole fire to try to smoke them out. Just open the flue and hold a piece of twisted, lit newspaper up there.) Constant bat shit landing at the bottom of your chimney and in your home, which will start smelling pretty fast. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942918427] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>VanananaHeyHey posted... </cite> <quote>The bats in my apartment chimney always left after summertime. Wait it out. If you can't use your chimney anyhow, what's the harm? (Also, you wouldn't need a whole fire to try to smoke them out. Just open the flue and hold a piece of twisted, lit newspaper up there.)</quote>Constant bat shit landing at the bottom of your chimney and in your home, which will start smelling pretty fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 08/02/20 10:10:31 PM #19:	MabusIncarnate posted... Constant bat shit landing at the bottom of your chimney and in your home, which will start smelling pretty fast. This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump. --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:942918482] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Constant bat shit landing at the bottom of your chimney and in your home, which will start smelling pretty fast.</quote>This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:13:26 PM #20:	VanananaHeyHey posted... This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump. Close your own flue, friend --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942918580] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>VanananaHeyHey posted... </cite> <quote>This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump.</quote>Close your own flue, friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:13:29 PM #21:	VanananaHeyHey posted... This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump. The are also super noisy and dont pay rent --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918583] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>VanananaHeyHey posted... </cite> <quote>This has literally never been a problem in any chimneyed residence I have ever had, even the one with oodles of visible bats. Close your flue, chump.</quote> The are also super noisy and dont pay rent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:14:11 PM #22:	MabusIncarnate posted... Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere. I'll try the light and the music and then this if those don't work --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918601] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere.</quote> I'll try the light and the music and then this if those don't work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 08/02/20 10:14:50 PM #23:	ekie posted... Not safe in my home because of a structural issue. Plus I read bats dont care about smoke, plus...the smell Poor excuse <cite>EvilResident posted [p:942918627] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>ekie posted... </cite> <quote>Not safe in my home because of a structural issue. Plus I read bats dont care about smoke, plus...the smell</quote>Poor excuse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 08/02/20 10:15:14 PM #24:	Winged battle flies through the night and finds me...ready. --- https://imgur.com/uG6qx6R https://imgur.com/Mrf0LSM <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:942918643] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Winged battle flies through the night and finds me...ready.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:16:13 PM #25:	I live in the Smoky mountains and there's millions of bats that come out of caves here at night, i've had them in my attic and my barn quite a bit. Netting off the entrance keeps them out long term, and prevents more in the future. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942918675] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>I live in the Smoky mountains and there's millions of bats that come out of caves here at night, i've had them in my attic and my barn quite a bit. Netting off the entrance keeps them out long term, and prevents more in the future. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:16:38 PM #26:	Zack_Attackv1 posted... Winged battle flies through the night and finds me...ready. You've been crazy for a full decade. Im glad you are still alive. --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918690] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Zack_Attackv1 posted... </cite> <quote>Winged battle flies through the night and finds me...ready.</quote> You've been crazy for a full decade. Im glad you are still alive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:17:33 PM #27:	MabusIncarnate posted... I live in the Smoky mountains and there's millions of bats that come out of caves here at night, i've had them in my attic and my barn quite a bit. Netting off the entrance keeps them out long term, and prevents more in the future. How do I know for sure when to net if i cant visually see them? --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918716] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I live in the Smoky mountains and there's millions of bats that come out of caves here at night, i've had them in my attic and my barn quite a bit. Netting off the entrance keeps them out long term, and prevents more in the future.</quote> How do I know for sure when to net if i cant visually see them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:22:04 PM #28:	Normal bat behavior will see them go out at dusk every night, after the sun sets, but before it's entirely dark. If it's completely dark outside, like at 8 pm, you should be safe to take care of it. They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942918875] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Normal bat behavior will see them go out at dusk every night, after the sun sets, but before it's entirely dark. If it's completely dark outside, like at 8 pm, you should be safe to take care of it. They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ekie 08/02/20 10:23:09 PM #29:	MabusIncarnate posted... Normal bat behavior will see them go out at dusk every night, after the sun sets, but before it's entirely dark. If it's completely dark outside, like at 8 pm, you should be safe to take care of it. They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am. Thank you sir --- ALL HAIL LORD DUNCAN! https://imgur.com/vsYREtU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZc3uq56JKU <cite>ekie posted [p:942918916] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Normal bat behavior will see them go out at dusk every night, after the sun sets, but before it's entirely dark. If it's completely dark outside, like at 8 pm, you should be safe to take care of it. They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am.</quote> Thank you sir </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 08/02/20 10:25:20 PM #30:	Tryhaptaward posted... Have you tried starting a fire Yes...the Fire rises. --- https://imgur.com/2KslScv <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:942918988] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>Tryhaptaward posted... </cite> <quote>Have you tried starting a fire</quote> Yes...the Fire rises. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 08/02/20 10:32:10 PM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere. @MabusIncarnate I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober, but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought out comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason. --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:942919210] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Wait until night time, when they fly out to go hunt for the night. Go up to the roof and cover the entire opening of the chimney with a few layers of fine netting, you can get it at an hardware store. When they return in the morning, they won't be able to get back in and thus, move on elsewhere.</quote>@MabusIncarnate I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober, but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought out comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/20 10:35:08 PM #32:	indica posted... I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason. This is like hugging me and then kicking me in the balls. To be fair, if it's late at night, sometimes things sound funny in my head when i'm drunk and I type them out and usually regret it in the morning. I do randomly drop a "shut the fuck up" here in there, but it's just in jest. I never try to be legitimately vicious. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942919312] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>indica posted... </cite> <quote>I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason.</quote>This is like hugging me and then kicking me in the balls. To be fair, if it's late at night, sometimes things sound funny in my head when i'm drunk and I type them out and usually regret it in the morning. I do randomly drop a "shut the fuck up" here in there, but it's just in jest. I never try to be legitimately vicious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/02/20 10:35:26 PM #33:	MabusIncarnate posted... They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am. fuck.... that's when dracula is coming back to get us. we're glad he gave us plenty of warning ahead. gotta grab the garlic. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:942919327] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>They will return before sunrise, around 3 or 4 am.</quote> fuck.... that's when dracula is coming back to get us. we're glad he gave us plenty of warning ahead. gotta grab the garlic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 08/02/20 10:36:13 PM #34:	indica posted... @MabusIncarnate I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober, but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought out comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason. Welcome to drunk CE --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:942919360] in Bats chill... [t:78888608]...</cite> <quote>indica posted... </cite> <quote>@MabusIncarnate I don't know if it's the difference between when you're drunk and sober, but I find that you post some of the wisest most well-thought out comments and also some of the most asinine offensive comments as well. I'm never sure if you're going to offer helpful advice or tell someone to fuck off for no reason.</quote>Welcome to drunk CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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