Current Events > Almost every single hand you ever touched had a dick in it.

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IdiotMachine 08/05/20 4:49:32 PM #1:	Your manager's hand that you shook? Had a dick in it. Your mom's hand? Absolutely had a dick in it. --- https://imgur.com/XNEdLrJ <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:943030164] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Your manager's hand that you shook? Had a dick in it. Your mom's hand? Absolutely had a dick in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 08/05/20 4:50:06 PM #2:	My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:943030186] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 08/05/20 4:50:32 PM #3:	Definitely won't be shaking hands with you, then. That'd be like twenty hands' worth right there. --- Cluck. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:943030205] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Definitely won't be shaking hands with you, then. That'd be like twenty hands' worth right there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff AKA Snoopy 08/05/20 4:50:44 PM #4:	Unspecified_NPC posted... My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her She lied bruh --- https://imgur.com/GWG5c3r <cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted [p:943030213] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted... </cite> <quote>My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her </quote> She lied bruh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 08/05/20 4:51:04 PM #5:	I'm a pediatric orthopedic hand specialist you sick fuck. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:943030222] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>I'm a pediatric orthopedic hand specialist you sick fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 08/05/20 6:44:49 PM #6:	Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... She lied bruh No she didn't she was born without hands bruh --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:943034672] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... </cite> <quote>She lied bruh</quote>No she didn't she was born without hands bruh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/05/20 6:50:41 PM #7:	Unspecified_NPC posted... No she didn't she was born without hands bruh She gave phantom handjobs --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943034905] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted... </cite> <quote>No she didn't she was born without hands bruh</quote> She gave phantom handjobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 08/05/20 6:56:36 PM #8:	Lost_All_Senses posted... She gave phantom handjobs I never thought about it but she was transparent and floated 2 feet off the ground... --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:943035159] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>She gave phantom handjobs</quote>I never thought about it but she was transparent and floated 2 feet off the ground... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 08/05/20 6:57:32 PM #9:	nice --- https://imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL https://imgur.com/3vUvaBx <cite>g0ldie posted [p:943035204] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/05/20 6:58:00 PM #10:	Unspecified_NPC posted... I never thought about it but she was transparent and floated 2 feet off the ground... Not where I was headed, but I'm definitely not mad at it. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943035225] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted... </cite> <quote>I never thought about it but she was transparent and floated 2 feet off the ground...</quote> Not where I was headed, but I'm definitely not mad at it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/05/20 6:58:20 PM #11:	Every chick you kissed had a dick in it --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:943035239] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Every chick you kissed had a dick in it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 08/05/20 6:58:23 PM #12:	Unspecified_NPC posted... My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her Her father says otherwise --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:943035243] in Almost eve... [t:78894381]...</cite> <quote>Unspecified_NPC posted... </cite> <quote>My ex girlfriend didn't before I met her </quote>Her father says otherwise </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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