Current Events > God damn it stop using credit cards. Listen to me.

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AzurexNightmare
08/06/20 4:55:09 AM
#1:


LISTEN TO ME.

ALWAYS PAY CASH Only. PAY IN EXACT CHANGE EVERY TIME.

Go to the God damn store and dress like DB Cooper. Sunglasses and a hat. Don't speak to anybody. Don't show your God damn face.

Don't leave a paper trail.

DO THIS ALWAYS EVEN IF YOU'RE BUYING A CAN OF BEANS AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!!!!!!

You all are gonna ridicule me but guess who this is?

"Not" DB Cooper. That's who the fuck I'm not.

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Heart-Mk-II
08/06/20 4:59:12 AM
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Sir, this is an Arby's.

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Smashingpmkns
08/06/20 4:59:40 AM
#3:


I get cash back
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Irony
08/06/20 5:00:38 AM
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But my credit score

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