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NeonOctopus
08/15/20 5:55:29 AM
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God destroys dinaosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys God
Man creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs eat man
Women inherit the earth

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AlisLandale
08/15/20 5:57:14 AM
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I thought man attacked and dethroned God. I didnt hear anything about destruction.

But woo! Earth!

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iPhone_7
08/15/20 6:00:12 AM
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The dinosaur bones were put underground to test our faith in white Jesus.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/15/20 6:10:34 AM
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Mecha Sonic
08/15/20 6:12:44 AM
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jurassic park is a trash sjw movie

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NeonOctopus
08/15/20 6:15:20 AM
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Mecha Sonic posted...
jurassic park is a trash sjw movie
wat

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GS4Life
08/15/20 6:21:56 AM
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https://gfycat.com/officialtenderlamprey

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Mecha Sonic
08/15/20 6:23:24 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
wat

it glorifies "wymyn" and feminism while degrading masculinity, it's sjw

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NeonOctopus
08/15/20 6:35:26 AM
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When I was like 5 and watching this, I was mesmerized by Laura Dern's legs in those shorts. I unironically think that was the first time I found a chick attractive in a movie >_>

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008Zulu
08/15/20 6:40:53 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
The dinosaur bones were put underground to test our faith in white Jesus.
Tyrannosaurus Rex uses Bite on White Jesus, it's super effective!
White Jesus has been eaten.

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KamenRiderBlade
08/15/20 6:52:11 AM
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You can easily argue that God created the "Big Bang" and the Universe itself.

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CosmicShadows
08/15/20 7:17:42 AM
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But what created God?
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Your human level has changed to GOD.
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AloofHermit
08/15/20 7:47:40 AM
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dinosaurs never existed

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DrizztLink
08/15/20 7:54:29 AM
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DocDelicious
08/15/20 7:56:22 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
But what created God?
While we're at it, who watches the Watchmen?

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NeonOctopus
08/15/20 4:18:21 PM
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Were Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler an item in the movie or the book? I forget

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ThePrinceFish
08/15/20 4:19:42 PM
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life uhhhHhhHhhHhh

finds a way

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UnholyMudcrab
08/15/20 4:23:00 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Were Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler an item in the movie or the book? I forget

In the book, IIRC she's already engaged to someone else. It's ambiguous in the movie, but she's married to a different guy in JP3.
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