Current Events > Sup CE. How do I mess w/ this girl I used to crush on

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Shin Kudo
08/18/20 6:35:46 PM
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Backstory. A girl I crushed hard on years ago is now single and desperate for attention and I gave her a little bit of that just now. I pursued years ago for a while before she turned me down and I eventually moved away. We stayed friends since we have the same circle and catch up every now and then, mostly through IG. She posted a story cuddling w/ her dog while thirst trapping and a caption that said "why can't you be a real person?" Below is what was exchanged between us when I replied to the story

Me: Why you gotta zoom in on his dick like that (laughing emoji)

Her: (laughing emoji) Maybe it's just something I'm missing right now...

Me: Lol where were you when I was single like 6 years ago

Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji)

What do I say now? And no, I'm not trying to smash anymore. I'm happy in my current relationship and she knows that which is why she's messaging me like a thot. I showed my gf what she sent (they've never met but she knows how close I was to her) and I have her permission to continue the convo because she knows I won't do anything questionable.

What do you have for me CE?

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Turbam
08/18/20 6:37:12 PM
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Just send back "I don't get it"

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darkphoenix181
08/19/20 12:07:07 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji)

Banging my gf
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Fam_Fam
08/19/20 12:08:04 PM
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dude it should be obvious what you should do
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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 12:08:42 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji)
in a happy healthy relationship that im not gonna give up for a toxic one with you

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Fam_Fam
08/19/20 12:09:37 PM
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but if u wanna be a weenie, you can go with:

"hmm, maybe you can should me what I'm missing out on ;)"
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lordofmud
08/19/20 12:11:23 PM
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I'd recommend using a blitz attack from behind. You'll have to make sure the spot you choose is remote and isolated. Since it sounds like you don't have a quiet place to work just finish the job right there. I'd recommend a small trophy. Perhaps and earing. That way she will always be with you.

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V-E-G-Y-
08/19/20 12:11:32 PM
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How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???
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darkphoenix181
08/19/20 12:14:26 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???

Seems he wants revenge for this girl rejecting him.

Just say you are taken and she will feel it.
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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 12:14:46 PM
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you should go to her house with flowers and give them to her but theres a beehive inside and a note that says this rejection is really gonna sting.

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ox0shadow0xo
08/19/20 12:14:48 PM
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Just say

"You had your chance."

You don't need to drag out that conversation lol

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Guerrilla Soldier
08/19/20 12:14:49 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???
wow, even vegy knows whats up

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 12:20:59 PM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
you should go to her house with flowers and give them to her but theres a beehive inside and a note that says this rejection is really gonna sting.
not a beehive actually. a wasp nest. that way, the bees dont die.

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Shin Kudo
08/19/20 12:29:46 PM
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Turbam posted...
Just send back "I don't get it"
Would go with this but I feel like I'll just be left on read

darkphoenix181 posted...
Banging my gf
This one is tempting. I'll be left on read like above but then she'll know what's good

Fam_Fam posted...
dude it should be obvious what you should do
Threesome? Yeah, I should go for a threesome.

Eliza-Schuyler posted...
in a happy healthy relationship that im not gonna give up for a toxic one with you
Too humble braggy but I guess I can reword that. Bitches like her won't care anyway

V-E-G-Y- posted...
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???
Let me have some fun man

ox0shadow0xo posted...
Just say

"You had your chance."
Might actually go with this one


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jon1012
08/19/20 12:33:56 PM
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yeah, you had your chance is a good one

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 12:35:31 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
Would go with this but I feel like I'll just be left on read

This one is tempting. I'll be left on read like above but then she'll know what's good

Threesome? Yeah, I should go for a threesome.

Too humble braggy but I guess I can reword that. Bitches like her won't care anyway

Let me have some fun man

Might actually go with this one
but the wasp thing

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Ving_Rhames
08/19/20 12:35:38 PM
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Dont even reply lol

Leaving her hanging is like, 50x funnier than anything else you could do

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Shablagoo
08/19/20 12:36:22 PM
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Wait...what? It sounds like she just turned you down, not like she was mean to you or anything. Why would she deserve to be messed with?

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IfGodCouldDie
08/19/20 12:51:40 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Dont even reply lol

Leaving her hanging is like, 50x funnier than anything else you could do


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Were_Wyrm
08/19/20 12:53:04 PM
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Tell her you're pregnant and she's the father.

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jon1012
08/19/20 1:01:38 PM
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try to get boob pics then ghost her

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jon1012
08/19/20 1:13:12 PM
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any pics?

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Shin Kudo
08/19/20 2:37:41 PM
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Update. Ended up saying "lol you had your chance" and she left me on read for a while so I thought that was it. Then maybe about 30 mins later, she likes my comment and sends me "aww" with a sadface emoji. I think this is the part where I ignore her and just switch the convo to something else in a few days if something comes up.

Shablagoo posted...
Wait...what? It sounds like she just turned you down, not like she was mean to you or anything. Why would she deserve to be messed with?
It was a while back but I pursued her on and off for about a year. She's one of those girls that likes to play games for attention and me being an idiot back then I stayed on her leash until I moved. We're still cool with each other and I'm only doing this because I'm petty

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FWIW I think I played this out just fine


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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 2:38:25 PM
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go to her house and give her the wasp filled flowers, TC.
@BloodMoon7 good plan or nah? youre the villain here.

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Shablagoo
08/19/20 2:41:54 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
It was a while back but I pursued her on and off for about a year. She's one of those girls that likes to play games for attention and me being an idiot back then I stayed on her leash until I moved. We're still cool with each other and I'm only doing this because I'm petty

ah ok thats fair. best move would have been to go for the threesome with her and your gf tho imo

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Shin Kudo
08/19/20 2:54:30 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
ah ok thats fair. best move would have been to go for the threesome with her and your gf tho imo
I told my gf that and she said go ahead knowing damn well it'll never happen lol

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Shablagoo
08/19/20 4:07:52 PM
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jeez now you gotta go for it lol

youd be surprised, I never thought it could happen to me either

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Shin Kudo
08/19/20 4:26:31 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
jeez now you gotta go for it lol

youd be surprised, I never thought it could happen to me either
How'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl.

Eliza-Schuyler posted...
go to her house and give her the wasp filled flowers, TC.
I'll send wasp filled flowers if everything falls through. How bout that?


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teepan95
08/19/20 4:29:41 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Shin Kudo posted...
Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji)

Banging my gf

I would have done this
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Shablagoo
08/19/20 4:38:51 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
How'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl.

I was in a manic period so my confidence was super high and then I was drinking with this girl and I was like hey you wanna go hang out at my place with this other girl I just met?

Funnily, I ended up dating the 2nd girl for a while and then after we broke up she eventually told me how hurt she was that I had spent more time on the other girl during the threesome >.>

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Shin Kudo
08/19/20 4:56:53 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
I was in a manic period so my confidence was super high and then I was drinking with this girl and I was like hey you wanna go hang out at my place with this other girl I just met?

Funnily, I ended up dating the 2nd girl for a while and then after we broke up she eventually told me how hurt she was that I had spent more time on the other girl during the threesome >.>
You have inspired me. Next time I visit my hometown, I think I'll reach out to this girl and see what's good

jon1012 posted...
any pics?
If I can succeed, CE gets all the (TOS safe) pics

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Gamerguymass
08/19/20 5:01:51 PM
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First you start by wording your topic title better so it doesn't sound like you are trying to fool around with her.

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/19/20 5:03:45 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
How'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl.

I'll send wasp filled flowers if everything falls through. How bout that?
Yesss! And hide her wasp killer...

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jon1012
08/20/20 12:24:31 PM
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Any update?

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