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Shin Kudo 08/18/20 6:35:46 PM #1: |
Backstory. A girl I crushed hard on years ago is now single and desperate for attention and I gave her a little bit of that just now. I pursued years ago for a while before she turned me down and I eventually moved away. We stayed friends since we have the same circle and catch up every now and then, mostly through IG. She posted a story cuddling w/ her dog while thirst trapping and a caption that said "why can't you be a real person?" Below is what was exchanged between us when I replied to the story
Me: Why you gotta zoom in on his dick like that (laughing emoji) Her: (laughing emoji) Maybe it's just something I'm missing right now... Me: Lol where were you when I was single like 6 years ago Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji) What do I say now? And no, I'm not trying to smash anymore. I'm happy in my current relationship and she knows that which is why she's messaging me like a thot. I showed my gf what she sent (they've never met but she knows how close I was to her) and I have her permission to continue the convo because she knows I won't do anything questionable. What do you have for me CE? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/18/20 6:37:12 PM #2: |
Just send back "I don't get it"
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darkphoenix181 08/19/20 12:07:07 PM #3: |
Shin Kudo posted...
Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji) Banging my gf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fam_Fam 08/19/20 12:08:04 PM #4: |
dude it should be obvious what you should do
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 12:08:42 PM #5: |
Shin Kudo posted...
Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji)in a happy healthy relationship that im not gonna give up for a toxic one with you --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fam_Fam 08/19/20 12:09:37 PM #6: |
but if u wanna be a weenie, you can go with:
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lordofmud 08/19/20 12:11:23 PM #7: |
I'd recommend using a blitz attack from behind. You'll have to make sure the spot you choose is remote and isolated. Since it sounds like you don't have a quiet place to work just finish the job right there. I'd recommend a small trophy. Perhaps and earing. That way she will always be with you.
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V-E-G-Y- 08/19/20 12:11:32 PM #8: |
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???
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darkphoenix181 08/19/20 12:14:26 PM #9: |
V-E-G-Y- posted...
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already??? Seems he wants revenge for this girl rejecting him. Just say you are taken and she will feel it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 12:14:46 PM #10: |
you should go to her house with flowers and give them to her but theres a beehive inside and a note that says this rejection is really gonna sting.
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ox0shadow0xo 08/19/20 12:14:48 PM #11: |
Just say
"You had your chance." You don't need to drag out that conversation lol --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z270-A | i7-7700K | GTX 1080 | 32GB DDR4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 08/19/20 12:14:49 PM #12: |
V-E-G-Y- posted...
How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???wow, even vegy knows whats up --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 12:20:59 PM #13: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
you should go to her house with flowers and give them to her but theres a beehive inside and a note that says this rejection is really gonna sting.not a beehive actually. a wasp nest. that way, the bees dont die. --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shin Kudo 08/19/20 12:29:46 PM #14: |
Turbam posted...
Just send back "I don't get it"Would go with this but I feel like I'll just be left on read darkphoenix181 posted... Banging my gfThis one is tempting. I'll be left on read like above but then she'll know what's good Fam_Fam posted... dude it should be obvious what you should doThreesome? Yeah, I should go for a threesome. Eliza-Schuyler posted... in a happy healthy relationship that im not gonna give up for a toxic one with youToo humble braggy but I guess I can reword that. Bitches like her won't care anyway V-E-G-Y- posted... How about ignore da fuck outta her cause you have a gf already???Let me have some fun man ox0shadow0xo posted... Just sayMight actually go with this one --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 08/19/20 12:33:56 PM #15: |
yeah, you had your chance is a good one
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 12:35:31 PM #16: |
Shin Kudo posted...
Would go with this but I feel like I'll just be left on readbut the wasp thing --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 08/19/20 12:35:38 PM #17: |
Dont even reply lol
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Shablagoo 08/19/20 12:36:22 PM #18: |
Wait...what? It sounds like she just turned you down, not like she was mean to you or anything. Why would she deserve to be messed with?
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IfGodCouldDie 08/19/20 12:51:40 PM #20: |
Ving_Rhames posted...
Dont even reply lol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 08/19/20 12:53:04 PM #22: |
Tell her you're pregnant and she's the father.
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jon1012 08/19/20 1:01:38 PM #23: |
try to get boob pics then ghost her
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jon1012 08/19/20 1:13:12 PM #24: |
any pics?
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Shin Kudo 08/19/20 2:37:41 PM #26: |
Update. Ended up saying "lol you had your chance" and she left me on read for a while so I thought that was it. Then maybe about 30 mins later, she likes my comment and sends me "aww" with a sadface emoji. I think this is the part where I ignore her and just switch the convo to something else in a few days if something comes up.
Shablagoo posted... Wait...what? It sounds like she just turned you down, not like she was mean to you or anything. Why would she deserve to be messed with?It was a while back but I pursued her on and off for about a year. She's one of those girls that likes to play games for attention and me being an idiot back then I stayed on her leash until I moved. We're still cool with each other and I'm only doing this because I'm petty [LFAQs-redacted-quote] FWIW I think I played this out just fine --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 2:38:25 PM #27: |
go to her house and give her the wasp filled flowers, TC.
@BloodMoon7 good plan or nah? youre the villain here. --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 08/19/20 2:41:54 PM #28: |
Shin Kudo posted...
It was a while back but I pursued her on and off for about a year. She's one of those girls that likes to play games for attention and me being an idiot back then I stayed on her leash until I moved. We're still cool with each other and I'm only doing this because I'm petty ah ok thats fair. best move would have been to go for the threesome with her and your gf tho imo --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shin Kudo 08/19/20 2:54:30 PM #30: |
Shablagoo posted...
ah ok thats fair. best move would have been to go for the threesome with her and your gf tho imoI told my gf that and she said go ahead knowing damn well it'll never happen lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 08/19/20 4:07:52 PM #31: |
jeez now you gotta go for it lol
youd be surprised, I never thought it could happen to me either --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shin Kudo 08/19/20 4:26:31 PM #32: |
Shablagoo posted...
jeez now you gotta go for it lolHow'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl. Eliza-Schuyler posted... go to her house and give her the wasp filled flowers, TC.I'll send wasp filled flowers if everything falls through. How bout that? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 08/19/20 4:29:41 PM #33: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
Shin Kudo posted...Her: Where are you when I'M single right now (devil emoji) I would have done this --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanvonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 08/19/20 4:38:51 PM #34: |
Shin Kudo posted...
How'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl. I was in a manic period so my confidence was super high and then I was drinking with this girl and I was like hey you wanna go hang out at my place with this other girl I just met? Funnily, I ended up dating the 2nd girl for a while and then after we broke up she eventually told me how hurt she was that I had spent more time on the other girl during the threesome >.> --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shin Kudo 08/19/20 4:56:53 PM #35: |
Shablagoo posted...
I was in a manic period so my confidence was super high and then I was drinking with this girl and I was like hey you wanna go hang out at my place with this other girl I just met?You have inspired me. Next time I visit my hometown, I think I'll reach out to this girl and see what's good jon1012 posted... any pics?If I can succeed, CE gets all the (TOS safe) pics --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 08/19/20 5:01:51 PM #36: |
First you start by wording your topic title better so it doesn't sound like you are trying to fool around with her.
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/19/20 5:03:45 PM #37: |
Shin Kudo posted...
How'd you end up pulling that off? Funny thing is, I think my gf would be more down for it than this girl.Yesss! And hide her wasp killer... --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 08/20/20 12:24:31 PM #38: |
Any update?
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