Current Events > Why do guys fantasize about having 3 somes?

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lincoln002
08/20/20 7:44:23 AM
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I feel like this is the fantasy of a guy who never gets laid. Just having sex with one chick can be pretty nasty, juices everywhere, it's a lot of work too, why would you want to bone two at the same time? I used to have this fantasy myself til I was in a serious relationship, as a dude, you aren't tricking the girl into having a 3 some, no girl is going to share a wiener with a random chick, so more than likely the two woman have conspired to sleep with you, and us guys are so stupid we think we've pulled 2 chicks.

A 3 some is pretty gross.

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Jagr_68
08/20/20 7:45:31 AM
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because it's on the bucket list

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R1masher
08/20/20 7:47:46 AM
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Only had one, me and my boy with a big girl, shes looked like a vw beetle laying there.. fantasy rekt

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Error1355
08/20/20 7:54:00 AM
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lol

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The_Creep_2020
08/20/20 7:59:06 AM
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What this is I dont even

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nfearurspecimn
08/20/20 7:59:31 AM
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I never really fantasized about having a threesome.

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DepreceV2
08/20/20 8:00:48 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I never really fantasized about having a threesome.


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King_Hutton
08/20/20 8:03:51 AM
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Devils threesome means I only have to do half the work

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Indoril_Nerevar
08/20/20 8:04:48 AM
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If you think sex with a woman is nasty you may need to rethink some things

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GentlemanGamer
08/20/20 8:15:12 AM
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because two girls finding you hot enough to get with you at the same time is hotter than one girl doing the same.
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pinky0926
08/20/20 8:16:15 AM
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It's a bucket list thing. I've had a couple of threesomes and while they're a nice memory to reflect on I can't say it was particularly mindblowing sex wise. There's a lot of mechanics to work out and sometimes there's weird jealousy or politics involved.

To be completely honest, the ego boost and sense of power to even be in that situation in the first place was much more arousing than any of the actual sex.

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lurk
08/20/20 8:18:36 AM
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Imagine being a billionaire and having 10 girls at once
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KobeSystem
08/20/20 8:21:14 AM
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I had one once with the hot chick i wanted to bang in hs and her fat friend....afterwards we took her friend home and banged again >_>

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Touch
08/20/20 8:25:25 AM
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Because sometimes you can't afford to fly to Paris so you have to make your own Eiffel tower

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08/20/20 8:26:52 AM
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Flockaveli
08/20/20 8:31:01 AM
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One of us has gotta know how to satisfy a woman.

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The_Creep_2020
08/20/20 8:43:35 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
One of us has gotta know how to satisfy a woman.
Hello, welcome to Current Events.

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Blightzkrieg
08/20/20 8:46:43 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
Just having sex with one chick can be pretty nasty
Are you fucking corpses dude?

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Infinite 2003
08/20/20 8:47:22 AM
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Pretty weird take for a supposedly straight guy

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philsov
08/20/20 8:54:00 AM
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Most threesomes are going to be a couple and a third rather than three people who all just spontaneously want to bang each other, which further results in power dynamics where, hypothetically, C likes A more than B but needs to oblige B anyways, while B ignores A completely. I much prefer twosomes and foursomes, having been both a member of the couple and the third. When everyone clicks in a threeway it's amazing, but that happens like half the time in my meager travels.

Still, having multiple people please you at the same time or pleasing multiple people at the same time are both pretty cool imo.
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J03can
08/20/20 9:06:41 AM
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Indoril_Nerevar posted...
If you think sex with a woman is nasty you may need to rethink some things

Infinite 2003 posted...
Pretty weird take for a supposedly straight guy
Not judging here but dude...

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MC_BatCommander
08/20/20 9:10:55 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I never really fantasized about having a threesome.

Same, I honestly don't think I'd be skilled enough to satisfy two women at once.

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Lysandear
08/20/20 9:12:39 AM
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I had two chances and passed them both up. I can't really explain why. Wasn't a self-confidence thing, that I know. This was before I started sleeping around a lot (for a very brief time), and well before I started to find sex and people gross. I think about it from time to time but I don't regret anything
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TopKekBro
08/20/20 10:54:18 AM
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Lysandear posted...
I had two chances and passed them both up. I can't really explain why. Wasn't a self-confidence thing, that I know. This was before I started sleeping around a lot (for a very brief time), and well before I started to find sex and people gross. I think about it from time to time but I don't regret anything

you find sex gross?

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Returning_CEmen
08/20/20 10:54:58 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I never really fantasized about having a threesome.
This
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Lysandear
08/20/20 10:57:54 AM
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TopKekBro posted...
you find sex gross?
oh shit you really are rod

what up bro
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TopKekBro
08/20/20 11:00:27 AM
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Lysandear posted...
oh shit you really are rod

what up bro

read or die? Ready on demand?

anyway? What up?

whats with the sex thing ?

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Lysandear
08/20/20 11:01:40 AM
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you can read right
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TopKekBro
08/20/20 11:02:56 AM
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Lysandear posted...
you can read right

yeah I just read you find it gross.
but why?

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Offworlder1
08/20/20 11:04:06 AM
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Not everyone has the stamina to please two women, some don't have the skill to even please one woman so a threesom with two women is not for all men.

Would never advise a dude to do it where there is another man involved unless your bisexual.

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/20/20 11:06:01 AM
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Ive had 2 threesomes with 2 broads, the quality of the experience is dependent on how nasty the women are willing to get.

The first one I basically just fucked them one at a time as the other watched since one didnt want to eat pussy, so it was pretty mediocre.

The last one was great as they were both down for all the nasty stuff.

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ThyCorndog
08/20/20 11:07:43 AM
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always seemed like too much work to me. I'm usually trying to hold on there not to blow my load too early. not sure how having a second girl helps at all

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HBOSS
08/20/20 11:07:55 AM
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https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw


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Shablagoo
08/20/20 11:12:09 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
no girl is going to share a wiener with a random chick

Guess I got a special wiener or something

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Slayerblade11
08/20/20 11:29:59 AM
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1 girl sitting on my face and the other sitting on my dick is the ideal scenario
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Politics
08/20/20 11:32:04 AM
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Still haven't had one, I heard they are overrated

That being said if I had the chance to do it, I would.

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Flockaveli
08/20/20 11:32:24 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
1 girl sitting on my face and the other sitting on my dick is the ideal secnario


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PatrickMahomes
08/20/20 11:35:48 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
1 girl sitting on my face and the other sitting on my dick is the ideal secnario
came in to post this

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IShall_Run_Amok
08/20/20 11:40:41 AM
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They think the other two will do all the work.

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MagnusX
08/20/20 11:42:20 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
Just having sex with one chick can be pretty nasty, juices everywhere
Fucking lol
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Shin Kudo
08/20/20 11:42:30 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
1 girl sitting on my face and the other sitting on my dick is the ideal secnario
That's the dream. Death by snu-snu is also the dream

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/20/20 11:43:20 AM
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cause we love the idea of drowning in puss and tits i guess...
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RIPVyseCity
08/20/20 12:17:24 PM
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The only way for me to have a threesome is to cheat on wife cuz she ain't down to try a girl.
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CommunismFTW
08/20/20 12:24:07 PM
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Not my idea of a good time, tbh. But I'm also not attractive enough to please two women at once. I'd rather keep things simple.

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Tired-Insomniac
08/20/20 12:29:37 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
1 girl sitting on my face and the other sitting on my dick is the ideal scenario

This, to make it even more ideal they need to be facing each other and making out while riding you.

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pfh1001
08/20/20 12:33:03 PM
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Indoril_Nerevar posted...
If you think sex with a woman is nasty you may need to rethink some things
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SolidShadow3
08/20/20 1:10:02 PM
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I fantasized about it when I was in middle school, but it lost the appeal pretty quick when I actually started having sex.

Maybe if I was in better shape; but I'd rather have a meaningful relationship with one woman than a single night of fuckery with 2.

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