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lincoln002 08/25/20 5:03:35 PM #1:	And saying to others, "you too can become children of God and live eternally in the kingdom of God" is downright poetic. I will say this, I used to laugh at folk who believed in Jesus and God but the more involved I get in this lifestyle the more I'm realizing it is pretty great. A lot of these guys have truly inspiring stories. Its pretty remarkable that you can live a life through righteousness and propriety in accordance to tradition from 1000+ years ago and have lots of cool stuff from doing it. It's like if I someone said I'll improve your life if you don't beat your wiener, abuse drugs, and be a good person, you did it and it actually worked, you'd feel pretty dumb for never doing this yourself lol Just my take, I'm devoting more time to Jesus and God and I just find this lifestyle so fascinating. There are guys making fortunes out there by not beating their wieners and have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. Seems like a no brainer to become a child of God. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:943812832] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>And saying to others, "you too can become children of God and live eternally in the kingdom of God" is downright poetic. I will say this, I used to laugh at folk who believed in Jesus and God but the more involved I get in this lifestyle the more I'm realizing it is pretty great. A lot of these guys have truly inspiring stories. Its pretty remarkable that you can live a life through righteousness and propriety in accordance to tradition from 1000+ years ago and have lots of cool stuff from doing it. It's like if I someone said I'll improve your life if you don't beat your wiener, abuse drugs, and be a good person, you did it and it actually worked, you'd feel pretty dumb for never doing this yourself lol Just my take, I'm devoting more time to Jesus and God and I just find this lifestyle so fascinating. There are guys making fortunes out there by not beating their wieners and have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. Seems like a no brainer to become a child of God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
t5yvxc 08/25/20 5:04:08 PM #2:	Ya.....no. <cite>t5yvxc posted [p:943812847] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Ya.....no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/25/20 5:05:53 PM #3:	But I like beating my wiener --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:943812926] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>But I like beating my wiener </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 08/25/20 5:07:14 PM #4:	Fun fact: you can live a productive life and be all the things you describe WITHOUT doing it out of fear that youll suffer for eternity otherwise --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:943812971] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Fun fact: you can live a productive life and be all the things you describe WITHOUT doing it out of fear that youll suffer for eternity otherwise </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 08/25/20 5:09:09 PM #5:	Get brainwashed. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:943813036] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Get brainwashed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 08/25/20 5:10:00 PM #6:	MabusIncarnate posted... But I like beating my wiener I beat it so much if my wiener was Christian it would be a martyr. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:943813068] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>But I like beating my wiener</quote> I beat it so much if my wiener was Christian it would be a martyr. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 08/25/20 5:10:22 PM #7:	Calling yourself a Guardian of Asgard is better though. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:943813077] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Calling yourself a Guardian of Asgard is better though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 08/25/20 5:11:37 PM #8:	Sounds like a cult to me. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:943813111] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a cult to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/25/20 5:11:44 PM #9:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... I beat it so much if my wiener was Christian it would be a martyr. lol --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:943813113] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite> <quote>I beat it so much if my wiener was Christian it would be a martyr.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 08/25/20 5:14:01 PM #10:	MabusIncarnate posted... But I like beating my wiener Bible says nothing is going to compare to what's coming. You'll get a sexy wife who will beat your wiener unlike you've ever beaten it before, and it'll be great. You just can't brag about it on CE and you have to behave yourself with propriety otherwise bad stuff happens. On the real, beating my wiener is a serious obstacle in my life and in the life of other Christians. Wiener beating has literally collapsed ministries... Suffice to say, it's a serious problem. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:943813204] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>But I like beating my wiener</quote> Bible says nothing is going to compare to what's coming. You'll get a sexy wife who will beat your wiener unlike you've ever beaten it before, and it'll be great. You just can't brag about it on CE and you have to behave yourself with propriety otherwise bad stuff happens. On the real, beating my wiener is a serious obstacle in my life and in the life of other Christians. Wiener beating has literally collapsed ministries... Suffice to say, it's a serious problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 08/25/20 5:15:22 PM #11:	If God is real, then this life is just a simulated reality, cant wait for the real thing --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:943813250] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>If God is real, then this life is just a simulated reality, cant wait for the real thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/25/20 5:18:07 PM #12:	Idk, I prefer being a child of Satan. --- Podcast and Audiobook Board https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- View my ASCII art and others' at https://gfascii.art/ <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:943813357] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Idk, I prefer being a child of Satan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr 08/25/20 5:24:28 PM #13:	I'm a child of Batman. --- Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. <cite>BruceWayneJr posted [p:943813635] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>I'm a child of Batman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 08/25/20 5:32:54 PM #15:	I mean, if God created everything, then anyone and everyone is technically a child of God. So I'm gonna drink hooch, fuck ladies before marriage and yerk my gherkin anywhere and everywhere, and I'm still gonna call myself a child of God. --- Are you proud to be a Mayonnaise American? <cite>MrMallard posted [p:943813988] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>I mean, if God created everything, then anyone and everyone is technically a child of God. So I'm gonna drink hooch, fuck ladies before marriage and yerk my gherkin anywhere and everywhere, and I'm still gonna call myself a child of God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lysandear 08/25/20 5:33:11 PM #16:	I really, genuinely wish I could believe in magic like the billions of people who do. It's gotta be so much easier "knowing" an all powerful super being has your back You know, as long as you behave exactly how he wants you to anyway OK so I got to this part hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. My former friend (who turned out to be a piece of shit domestic abuser and rapist) would say this almost verbatim, all the time. Basically he wanted a slave, not a wife. <cite>Lysandear posted [p:943813995] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>I really, genuinely wish I could believe in magic like the billions of people who do. It's gotta be so much easier "knowing" an all powerful super being has your back You know, as long as you behave exactly how he wants you to anyway OK so I got to this part <quote> hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier.</quote> My former friend (who turned out to be a piece of shit domestic abuser and rapist) would say this almost verbatim, all the time. Basically he wanted a slave, not a wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/25/20 5:38:47 PM #17:	lincoln002 posted... And saying to others, "you too can become children of God and live eternally in the kingdom of God" is downright poetic. I will say this, I used to laugh at folk who believed in Jesus and God but the more involved I get in this lifestyle the more I'm realizing it is pretty great. A lot of these guys have truly inspiring stories. Its pretty remarkable that you can live a life through righteousness and propriety in accordance to tradition from 1000+ years ago and have lots of cool stuff from doing it. It's like if I someone said I'll improve your life if you don't beat your wiener, abuse drugs, and be a good person, you did it and it actually worked, you'd feel pretty dumb for never doing this yourself lol Just my take, I'm devoting more time to Jesus and God and I just find this lifestyle so fascinating. There are guys making fortunes out there by not beating their wieners and have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. Seems like a no brainer to become a child of God. dick fart --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:943814239] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>lincoln002 posted... </cite> <quote>And saying to others, "you too can become children of God and live eternally in the kingdom of God" is downright poetic. I will say this, I used to laugh at folk who believed in Jesus and God but the more involved I get in this lifestyle the more I'm realizing it is pretty great. A lot of these guys have truly inspiring stories. Its pretty remarkable that you can live a life through righteousness and propriety in accordance to tradition from 1000+ years ago and have lots of cool stuff from doing it. It's like if I someone said I'll improve your life if you don't beat your wiener, abuse drugs, and be a good person, you did it and it actually worked, you'd feel pretty dumb for never doing this yourself lol Just my take, I'm devoting more time to Jesus and God and I just find this lifestyle so fascinating. There are guys making fortunes out there by not beating their wieners and have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. Seems like a no brainer to become a child of God.</quote> dick fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/25/20 5:39:48 PM #18:	Not into that cult shit, sorry. --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:943814286] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>Not into that cult shit, sorry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 08/25/20 5:41:00 PM #19:	I feel like rewatching City of God now. Thanks --- I'm the fly in the ointment, the spanner in the works. I'm unpredictable. I'm the X-Factor. - Jamie Madrox <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:943814333] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>I feel like rewatching City of God now. Thanks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/25/20 5:41:34 PM #20:	lincoln002 posted... Bible says nothing is going to compare to what's coming. You'll get a sexy wife who will beat your wiener unlike you've ever beaten it before, and it'll be great. You just can't brag about it on CE and you have to behave yourself with propriety otherwise bad stuff happens. On the real, beating my wiener is a serious obstacle in my life and in the life of other Christians. Wiener beating has literally collapsed ministries... Suffice to say, it's a serious problem. But i've been married for a while now. After 17 years it's not like we are banging daily anymore. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:943814352] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>lincoln002 posted... </cite> <quote>Bible says nothing is going to compare to what's coming. You'll get a sexy wife who will beat your wiener unlike you've ever beaten it before, and it'll be great. You just can't brag about it on CE and you have to behave yourself with propriety otherwise bad stuff happens. On the real, beating my wiener is a serious obstacle in my life and in the life of other Christians. Wiener beating has literally collapsed ministries... Suffice to say, it's a serious problem.</quote>But i've been married for a while now. After 17 years it's not like we are banging daily anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 08/25/20 5:42:14 PM #21:	lincoln002 posted... have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier. Get your backward ass, sexist, pre-20th century bullshit out of here. Find more gullible idiots for your cult shit. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:943814382] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>lincoln002 posted... </cite> <quote>have hot wives that take submissive roles in the household who birth you beautiful sons and daughters and want to make your life easier.</quote>Get your backward ass, sexist, pre-20th century bullshit out of here. Find more gullible idiots for your cult shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/25/20 5:42:14 PM #22:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:943814383] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 08/25/20 5:49:05 PM #23:	simping for god is pathetic --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:943814613] in You got to... [t:78933521]...</cite> <quote>simping for god is pathetic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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