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Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:04:04 PM #1:	I've been having to lie to my doctors to put off an appointment I was supposed to have a week ago. Everytime I gotta talk to them, my body goes numb and I start stuttering and tripping over my sentences >_>. It's so damn obvious. I gotta just rely on the fact they can't really call me on it or do anything about it, cause it would come off unprofessional. Anyone else go into shock if you ever try to lie about important stuff to you? --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943846888] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I've been having to lie to my doctors to put off an appointment I was supposed to have a week ago. Everytime I gotta talk to them, my body goes numb and I start stuttering and tripping over my sentences >_>. It's so damn obvious. I gotta just rely on the fact they can't really call me on it or do anything about it, cause it would come off unprofessional. Anyone else go into shock if you ever try to lie about important stuff to you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:04:57 PM #2:	I don't lie to my doctor about medical issues I'm having... --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943846920] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I don't lie to my doctor about medical issues I'm having... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 08/26/20 2:06:11 PM #3:	I can't tell if OP is a lie --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:943846980] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I can't tell if OP is a lie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:06:20 PM #4:	Austin_Era_II posted... I don't lie to my doctor about medical issues I'm having... Good job filling in the blanks completely wrong. Wanna try again? Putting off my appointment makes your guess fall apart btw. How would that benefit me? --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943846987] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>I don't lie to my doctor about medical issues I'm having...</quote> Good job filling in the blanks completely wrong. Wanna try again? Putting off my appointment makes your guess fall apart btw. How would that benefit me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/26/20 2:06:22 PM #5:	Lying is easy for me, but I recognize that not having to lie is always the stronger option. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:943846988] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Lying is easy for me, but I recognize that not having to lie is always the stronger option. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 08/26/20 2:07:18 PM #6:	I'm a very practiced and accomplished liar. --- Feeling really good. <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:943847016] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I'm a very practiced and accomplished liar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:07:51 PM #7:	I ignore content and post what I wanna post. KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943847040] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I ignore content and post what I wanna post. KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/26/20 2:07:58 PM #8:	I lie with women and get fleas... I mean I get dogs or something --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:943847048] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I lie with women and get fleas... I mean I get dogs or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:09:45 PM #9:	Guide posted... Lying is easy for me, but I recognize that not having to lie is always the stronger option. Most definitely. I'm blessed to have a relaxed life where I don't have to lie to get by. I realize people with certain jobs might have to bullshit to get around certain dumb rules that would completely fuck you over on some dumbshit. That's what happening here, but it's also my fault for getting careless. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943847113] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite> <quote>Lying is easy for me, but I recognize that not having to lie is always the stronger option.</quote> Most definitely. I'm blessed to have a relaxed life where I don't have to lie to get by. I realize people with certain jobs might have to bullshit to get around certain dumb rules that would completely fuck you over on some dumbshit. That's what happening here, but it's also my fault for getting careless. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:11:14 PM #10:	Austin_Era_II posted... I ignore content and post what I wanna post. KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! Lol. I didn't wanna say it in OP cause I dunno how mods feel about it. It's something that is completely legal in my state but they still test you for it when you get certain medications. It's really a bullshit rule that time just hasn't cancelled out yet --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943847186] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>I ignore content and post what I wanna post. KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!</quote> Lol. I didn't wanna say it in OP cause I dunno how mods feel about it. It's something that is completely legal in my state but they still test you for it when you get certain medications. It's really a bullshit rule that time just hasn't cancelled out yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowMustard69 08/26/20 2:21:50 PM #11:	Type out your lie first, and then when you make the call just read it like a teleprompter. Also, there are all kinds of reasons people cancel appointments. You don't need to get specific. "I apologize for the inconvenience, but something's come up and I won't be able to make my appointment. Would it be too much trouble to reschedule?" <cite>YellowMustard69 posted [p:943847592] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Type out your lie first, and then when you make the call just read it like a teleprompter. Also, there are all kinds of reasons people cancel appointments. You don't need to get specific. "I apologize for the inconvenience, but something's come up and I won't be able to make my appointment. Would it be too much trouble to reschedule?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:24:41 PM #12:	YellowMustard69 posted... Type out your lie first, and then when you make the call just read it like a teleprompter. Also, there are all kinds of reasons people cancel appointments. You don't need to get specific. "I apologize for the inconvenience, but something's come up and I won't be able to make my appointment. Would it be too much trouble to reschedule?" It's because it all started with the receptionist calling me out. As soon as she switched up the videocall only appointment into me having to come in and drop I was like ".....I don't have a ride" and she was like "Then how were you gonna get the medication" and I was like "...uh.....I...Im gonna call you back" >_>. Then I fell on my floor and started breathing super heavy while the room closed in on me. It was all bad. The first bit of advice is good tho. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943847704] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>YellowMustard69 posted... </cite> <quote>Type out your lie first, and then when you make the call just read it like a teleprompter. Also, there are all kinds of reasons people cancel appointments. You don't need to get specific. "I apologize for the inconvenience, but something's come up and I won't be able to make my appointment. Would it be too much trouble to reschedule?"</quote> It's because it all started with the receptionist calling me out. As soon as she switched up the videocall only appointment into me having to come in and drop I was like ".....I don't have a ride" and she was like "Then how were you gonna get the medication" and I was like "...uh.....I...Im gonna call you back" >_>. Then I fell on my floor and started breathing super heavy while the room closed in on me. It was all bad. The first bit of advice is good tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowMustard69 08/26/20 2:36:19 PM #13:	"Sorry for disconnecting the call prematurely. I had arranged for a [friend/family member] to pick up my medication on their way home since the pharmacy and then my place are both on their way home, so when you said you wanted me to come in, I wanted to try and call them as soon as possible before they got to work and put their phone away to see if they would be available to drive out to my place and then drop me off at the clinic. It was a long shot, due to the distance and time involved, and they did say they unfortunately wouldn't be able to. I tried my damnedest. However, they did say they'd be willing to take me down there on [insert date that works for you]" <cite>YellowMustard69 posted [p:943848165] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry for disconnecting the call prematurely. I had arranged for a [friend/family member] to pick up my medication on their way home since the pharmacy and then my place are both on their way home, so when you said you wanted me to come in, I wanted to try and call them as soon as possible before they got to work and put their phone away to see if they would be available to drive out to my place and then drop me off at the clinic. It was a long shot, due to the distance and time involved, and they did say they unfortunately wouldn't be able to. I tried my damnedest. However, they did say they'd be willing to take me down there on [insert date that works for you]" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:37:02 PM #14:	"Sorry doc I was busy shitposting on Gamefaqs message board CE with my friends AE and R1" --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943848193] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry doc I was busy shitposting on Gamefaqs message board CE with my friends AE and R1" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:40:46 PM #15:	YellowMustard69 posted... "Sorry for disconnecting the call prematurely. I had arranged for a [friend/family member] to pick up my medication on their way home since the pharmacy and then my place are both on their way home, so when you said you wanted me to come in, I wanted to try and call them as soon as possible before they got to work and put their phone away to see if they would be available to drive out to my place and then drop me off at the clinic. It was a long shot, due to the distance and time involved, and they did say they wouldn't be able to. I tried my damnedest, but they did say they'd be willing to take me down there on [insert date that works for you]" You're way better at this then me. But that was a week ago and there's been more excuses since then. The last was my ride having car problems last second. Haven't talked to them today, but today's plan was that I was gonna ride my bike but it said it was gonna rain so I slept in instead. Gonna say I been surviving off medication I saved up for the uncertainty of everything that's been going on. What sucks is that they always talked me up for how honest and open I was. Which I am 99% of the time. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848333] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>YellowMustard69 posted... </cite> <quote>"Sorry for disconnecting the call prematurely. I had arranged for a [friend/family member] to pick up my medication on their way home since the pharmacy and then my place are both on their way home, so when you said you wanted me to come in, I wanted to try and call them as soon as possible before they got to work and put their phone away to see if they would be available to drive out to my place and then drop me off at the clinic. It was a long shot, due to the distance and time involved, and they did say they wouldn't be able to. I tried my damnedest, but they did say they'd be willing to take me down there on [insert date that works for you]"</quote> You're way better at this then me. But that was a week ago and there's been more excuses since then. The last was my ride having car problems last second. Haven't talked to them today, but today's plan was that I was gonna ride my bike but it said it was gonna rain so I slept in instead. Gonna say I been surviving off medication I saved up for the uncertainty of everything that's been going on. What sucks is that they always talked me up for how honest and open I was. Which I am 99% of the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:41:02 PM #16:	Austin_Era_II posted... "Sorry doc I was busy shitposting on Gamefaqs message board CE with my friends AE and R1" I'll keep this in my back pocket. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848347] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>"Sorry doc I was busy shitposting on Gamefaqs message board CE with my friends AE and R1"</quote> I'll keep this in my back pocket. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 08/26/20 2:41:49 PM #17:	I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:943848375] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:41:56 PM #18:	Long as you're not crying after you hang up you're doing good. --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943848382] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Long as you're not crying after you hang up you're doing good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:43:40 PM #19:	Alteres posted... I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start LMFAO Yeah the doc talks to the secretary after "Susan, looks like we got another liar on our hands. Make a note in his file. And cancel my 2 o'clock. I've decided not to go golfing. This guy ruined my mood." --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943848447] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start</quote> LMFAO Yeah the doc talks to the secretary after "Susan, looks like we got another liar on our hands. Make a note in his file. And cancel my 2 o'clock. I've decided not to go golfing. This guy ruined my mood." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:45:35 PM #20:	Alteres posted... I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start I already had that happen when I dropped with my piss too diluted. But it was legitimately because I have a hard time pissing on cue and had downed 2 bottles of water in the office. So knowing I wasn't lying and had legitimate excuses made me less anxious. Plus my troubles urinating was on the record. They believed me immediately and mentioned how honest I always am >_> --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848531] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>I dont mean to come off as a dick, but in situations like this they just assume you are a junkie from the start</quote> I already had that happen when I dropped with my piss too diluted. But it was legitimately because I have a hard time pissing on cue and had downed 2 bottles of water in the office. So knowing I wasn't lying and had legitimate excuses made me less anxious. Plus my troubles urinating was on the record. They believed me immediately and mentioned how honest I always am >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:47:10 PM #21:	Austin_Era_II posted... LMFAO Yeah the doc talks to the secretary after "Susan, looks like we got another liar on our hands. Make a note in his file. And cancel my 2 o'clock. I've decided not to go golfing. This guy ruined my mood." I'm glad none of this spikes my anxiety. I stopped caring about false assumptions a long time ago. Unless marijuana makes me a junkie. They themselves are giving me my hardest drug I do. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848593] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>LMFAO Yeah the doc talks to the secretary after "Susan, looks like we got another liar on our hands. Make a note in his file. And cancel my 2 o'clock. I've decided not to go golfing. This guy ruined my mood."</quote> I'm glad none of this spikes my anxiety. I stopped caring about false assumptions a long time ago. Unless marijuana makes me a junkie. They themselves are giving me my hardest drug I do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 08/26/20 2:49:20 PM #22:	How dare you attack big pharma like that! You pay for those legal drugs son. Their CEO needs money for their private jet to fly to Asia to help people over there too. THINK about others before YO SELF! Praise be to Allah! --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:943848689] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>How dare you attack big pharma like that! You pay for those legal drugs son. Their CEO needs money for their private jet to fly to Asia to help people over there too. THINK about others before YO SELF! Praise be to Allah! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowMustard69 08/26/20 2:51:04 PM #23:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You're way better at this then me. Practice makes perfect. <cite>YellowMustard69 posted [p:943848765] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You're way better at this then me. </quote> Practice makes perfect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/26/20 2:51:08 PM #24:	i wouldn't worry about a hospital visit if it's not a condition that is serious. there's corona plaguing some hospitals :(. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:943848773] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>i wouldn't worry about a hospital visit if it's not a condition that is serious. there's corona plaguing some hospitals :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:51:37 PM #25:	Austin_Era_II posted... How dare you attack big pharma like that! You pay for those legal drugs son. Their CEO needs money for their private jet to fly to Asia to help people over there too. THINK about others before YO SELF! Praise be to Allah! Sorry. I forgot my patriotism for a second. God bless our systems in place --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848795] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>How dare you attack big pharma like that! You pay for those legal drugs son. Their CEO needs money for their private jet to fly to Asia to help people over there too. THINK about others before YO SELF! Praise be to Allah!</quote> Sorry. I forgot my patriotism for a second. God bless our systems in place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/26/20 2:53:07 PM #26:	kingdrake2 posted... i wouldn't worry about a hospital visit if it's not a condition that is serious. there's corona plaguing some hospitals :(. It's a doctor's office and they're gonna have me wait outside and only come in to pee in a cup. The message said if Im 15 minutes late, they reschedule to not have too many people in there simultaneously. That part worked tp my advantage --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943848853] in Im so flip... [t:78935156]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>i wouldn't worry about a hospital visit if it's not a condition that is serious. there's corona plaguing some hospitals :(.</quote> It's a doctor's office and they're gonna have me wait outside and only come in to pee in a cup. The message said if Im 15 minutes late, they reschedule to not have too many people in there simultaneously. That part worked tp my advantage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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