Current Events > $1 million but da earths gravity gets turned off 5 times a month forever

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ssj3vegeta_
08/29/20 8:23:11 PM
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Deal or no deal


Da earths gravity gets turned off 5 times a month at random times, da length it gets turned off will be 5 minutes every single time

Money will be severely taxed
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nfearurspecimn
08/29/20 8:24:07 PM
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Only two things in life are guaranteed: Death and Taxes

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nevershine
08/29/20 8:24:17 PM
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wouldnt we be flung off the earth?

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AdrianBeterson
08/29/20 8:25:23 PM
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Whats the point when anything you buy using that 1 million will probably get destroyed because of gravity fluctuations?

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ssk9716757
08/29/20 8:26:24 PM
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That would absolutely destroy society as we know it

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TheOtherMike
08/29/20 8:26:41 PM
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The earth would literally disintegrate and fly apart. Gravity holds the planet together. All life would be destroyed.
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3PiesAndAFork
08/29/20 8:28:40 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
The earth would literally disintegrate and fly apart. Gravity holds the planet together. All life would be destroyed.
Yes, but you will have half a million dollars (after tax)

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Lordgold666
08/29/20 8:29:58 PM
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Nah, son

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RedJackson
08/29/20 8:31:20 PM
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Man all my money will start floating away along with all the crap that I didnt nail into the wall

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TheOtherMike
08/29/20 8:32:13 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Yes, but you will have half a million dollars (after tax)

For less than a week. Then you'll be dead.
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3PiesAndAFork
08/29/20 8:33:35 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
For less than a week. Then you'll be dead.
So will everyone else, the difference is for that week you will be half a million dollars richer and know the world is about to end, and they won't.

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Gruntling
08/29/20 8:36:30 PM
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No, I think that would cause too much damage.

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Solar_Crimson
08/29/20 8:39:59 PM
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5 minutes is more than enough time for Earth to be destroyed forever.

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BeyondWalls
08/29/20 8:40:17 PM
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$1 Million but all life on Earth ends!

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ssj3vegeta_
08/29/20 10:05:56 PM
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ranagrande
08/29/20 10:40:25 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
$1 Million but all life on Earth ends!
Right, where's the downside?
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YugiNoob
08/29/20 10:42:53 PM
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Sure, I'd love to see it raining cars :D

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