Current Events > As a fellow fat man I've got to be honest

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lincoln002
08/30/20 9:58:07 AM
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Being fat sucks. At my heaviest I was 5'9 275lbs, pretty bad I know. Here are some common things that as a fat man suck:

Clipping your toe nails
Showering
Taking a bath
Changing your socks
Putting your shoes on
Tying your shoes
Hard to find clothes that fit
Can't sleep on your stomach
Can't see your own wiener
Easily fatigued

That's not mentioning any of the Psychological trauma that comes with being a fat man either. That's a whole other beast.

Despite these awful things I mentioned there are tons of people who are obese and simply aren't doing anything about it. What are you waiting for?

I've been a fit man and I've been a fat man and I choose fit every time.

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MrResetti
08/30/20 9:59:22 AM
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R1masher
08/30/20 10:01:23 AM
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Wait, there no perks? Ive been training to be a fellow fat man since mid March cause I thought there were perks


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KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/20 10:03:50 AM
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At that height and weight you should be able to see your dick, unless its all in your gut.

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