Current Events > Why is it when I jump in a line w/ 1 person, they're the slowest mofo ever

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"Sweet! Only 1 dude in line for the ATM! Time to get money!"
*Dude LITERALLY takes over 10 minutes cuz he has no clue what he's doing*

"Time to grab a $1 item from this fastfood joint and be on my way! Good thing there's only 1 car here!"
*Turns out to be some fat cow in front of me and orders over $40 worth of junk for their 6000 calorie diet, taking like 5 minutes while the worker frantically work to feed this blob*

"Just gonna pop in this convenience store and grab a water for work. This old lady surely won't take long so I won't cut it close for work!"
*Lady has trouble with her food stamp card like 10 times, and then starts paying for her junk in change.*

These are all real >_>

EVERY.
Fucking.
TIME.

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That's why I jump to the line with more people. The shorter lines are fishy as fuck when nobody else wants to jump on that line.

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