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lincoln002
09/06/20 10:03:14 PM
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So I hit up my ex for some sex and she's like, my whole family's got "the rona "

WTH bro, that means no sex from her for like 3 weeks, seriously, what the hell? I really wanted my wiener sucked.

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inloveanddeath0
09/06/20 10:03:54 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
So I hit up my ex for some sex and she's like, my whole family's got "the rona "

WTH bro, that means no sex from her for like 3 weeks, seriously, what the hell? I really wanted my wiener sucked.
Suspicious

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lincoln002
09/06/20 10:06:28 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Suspicious

It is except that she's practically been asking for sex for the last few weeks and I just now gave in, and she knows my dad is in bad shape and if he gets corona he'll die. She's just looking out.

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Irony
09/06/20 10:07:00 PM
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Just wear a mask

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monkmith
09/06/20 10:09:18 PM
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just the new form of "i'm busy washing my hair."

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