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TheHoldSteady
09/07/20 8:47:30 AM
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out of all the things there. no pancakes, no eggs, no bacon, just milk and cheerios

and then she proceeded to pour the milk before the cereal

what do

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R1masher
09/07/20 8:49:19 AM
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Marry that rebel

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Laserion
09/07/20 8:49:24 AM
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Southernfatman
09/07/20 8:51:00 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
and then she proceeded to pour the milk before the cereal

what do

Marry her.

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GentlemanGamer
09/07/20 8:51:21 AM
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Maybe go to a less stupid date in the future.
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ThyCorndog
09/07/20 8:51:59 AM
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BloodMoon7
09/07/20 8:55:13 AM
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That's your son's mom.

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specialkid8
09/07/20 8:55:34 AM
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You have to put her down. For the good of others and herself.
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averagejoel
09/07/20 8:57:44 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Maybe go to a less stupid date in the future.
breakfast is actually an excellent option for a first date, and I heartily recommend it

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GentlemanGamer
09/07/20 9:01:01 AM
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Literally nobody wants to wake up for a date early. Terrible idea. Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer.
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R1masher
09/07/20 9:08:19 AM
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averagejoel posted...
breakfast is actually an excellent option for a first date, and I heartily recommend it

this sounds like something George costanza would say before laying out why

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Southernfatman
09/07/20 9:10:51 AM
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R1masher posted...
this sounds like something George costanza would say before laying out why

"People go on lunch dates. They go on dinner dates. Why not a breakfast date, Jerry? What's so wrong with a breakfast date!?"

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/07/20 9:11:13 AM
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A breakfast bar?

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TheHoldSteady
09/07/20 9:13:14 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
A breakfast bar?

you know. it's a diner with a bar counter where the waitress serves breakfast before lunchtime

we wanted to go before it got crowded because of COVID

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RedJackson
09/07/20 9:15:26 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
"People go on lunch dates. They go on dinner dates. Why not a breakfast date, Jerry? What's so wrong with a breakfast date!?"



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teepan95
09/07/20 9:22:45 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/07/20 10:33:48 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
you know. it's a diner with a bar counter where the waitress serves breakfast before lunchtime

we wanted to go before it got crowded because of COVID

So a diner, never heard it called a breakfast bar before. The more you know.

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averagejoel
09/07/20 10:55:14 AM
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R1masher posted...
this sounds like something George costanza would say before laying out why
there's a few reasons:
first, it's more relaxed. there's so much pretension around dinner. so much pressure. too many different options. breakfast, you have a few core options and they're all golden.

second: because it's earlier in the day, there's also less pressure about what to do afterwards. you can spend more time together without worrying about whether or not you're gonna go home together.

and third, and this one's the real kicker: breakfast tends to be cheaper

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Rathinor
09/07/20 11:07:54 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer.
What the fuck?
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Eliza-Schuyler
09/07/20 11:09:58 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Literally nobody wants to wake up for a date early. Terrible idea. Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer.
what?
eating three meals a day keeps you out of the hospital bed today! please eat a little bit! is what i have to say to my friend every day bc if comments like this

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gatorsPENSbucs
09/07/20 11:11:05 AM
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averagejoel posted...
breakfast is actually an excellent option for a first date, and I heartily recommend it
First date with the wife was pretty much McDonalds breakfast.

But Id probably not date this girl again. Just getting cereal is like the girls who just order chicken tenders. Thats a no from me.

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whitelytning
09/07/20 11:11:25 AM
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Rathinor posted...
What the fuck?

He's probably an obnoxious intermittent fasting person. To them, that is the only way to be healthy and anyone not doing it is fat or dumb or some other ridiculous generalized statement.

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RetsuZaiZen
09/07/20 11:11:45 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Literally nobody wants to wake up for a date early. Terrible idea. Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer.

This is the worst post I have ever seen.

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/07/20 11:31:20 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
Literally nobody wants to wake up for a date early. Terrible idea. Also eating breakfast (or even having 3 meals a day) is a sign of a fatty unless you are a physical laborer.

This is a terrible take

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eston
09/07/20 11:34:26 AM
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Shablagoo
09/07/20 11:52:00 AM
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Read the topic title as you went to a cereal bar and was like wtf is a cereal bar and then you were upset she got cereal at the cereal bar so I was doubly confused

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