Current Events > Neon remembers old flash games >_>: George Bush Shootout

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Back in the old days when politics and elections were determined by how many funny flash games the candidate had, Bush Shootout was one of the finest. It was a point and click cover-based shooter where you played as the then-current commander in chief George W. Bush



The story was simple. Terrorists have invaded the white house and you're the only one who can stop them!



The game looks great and even has destructible objects in the levels and dynamic lighting if you shoot out the lights. The game is pretty short with only 3 levels; the 2nd of which had you playing as Condoleezza Rice in part of it >_>



The final level has you face off against a helicopter and a bomb van before all the terrorist lay dead by his feet



Overall the game is pretty fun. It can be a little hard at times with terrorist constantly shooting at your cover spot, making it difficult to shoot. But it doesn't overstay its humor and is a fun timewaster for 10 minutes

If you want to try it yourself, here's some cheat codes:
Unlock Level 2 - Rice
Unlock Level 3 - Fountain
Invincibility - Click on Bush's belt buckle on the level select screen

(Continued in next post)

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There was also a sequel made called Bush Royal Rampage



It has George Bush on business with the royal family when suddenly terrorists storm the streets





The game is a little different this time around. You hide in cover behind cars but you move around between areas on the fly and shoot terrorists in each screen as well as protect hostages. George Bush can choose between his rifle or a shotgun and about halfway through the game, you switch to Queen Elizabeth II to finish the game



It ends with Bush enjoying some pretzels with the queen before promptly choking on them, just like in real life >___>



It's really short tho. You can probably beat it in like 5 minutes lol. Overall it's alright. I personally like the first game a little more but this one is still pretty fun too. As far as I know, there aren't any cheats for this game.

Q&A

Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I'm a babby who wasn't mentally aware of anything but my own diaper when George W. Bush was president. Will I still appreciate this game even if I don't get the humor?

Ehhhh, if you're really blind to the humor you'll still have fun but you definitely get waaaay more out of it if you know what they're referencing >_> I'd still give it a try

So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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>_>

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Whats that one 2D game where youre like a giant robot and youre protecting a family from projectiles and you slowly die while saving them? Its like a five minute game with beautiful music / scenery. I used to replay it all the time.

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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Whats that one 2D game where youre like a giant robot and youre protecting a family from projectiles and you slowly die while saving them? Its like a five minute game with beautiful music / scenery. I used to replay it all the time.

No clue sorry.

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I was jus thinking about these games lol

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You should have made this all one big topic instead of multiple ones!
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is "misunderestimated" even a word

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spanky1 posted...

You should have made this all one big topic instead of multiple ones!

I want to give each game its highlight >_> idk maybe I'll consolidate them in a topic later tho. Maybe that might be better, but I'll do that after I do the next couple.

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https://www.scuzzstuff.org/

Anti-Bush game

("I am a real American!" -Hogan)
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someone needs to make a game where Trump golfs while everyone around him dies

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HylianFox posted...

is "misunderestimated" even a word

Are you not familiar with George Bush's way of speaking? >_>

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HylianFox posted...

is "misunderestimated" even a word

you misunderestimated the sheer amount of strategery that goes into his speech.

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hot dog bush

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NeonOctopus posted...

Are you not familiar with George Bush's way of speaking? >_>

it's been 12 years since he left office and Trump has rotted my brain, so forgive me if I don't recall all the details of Dubya

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4HKEDimWw
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I remember both of those games and loved both of them.

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HylianFox posted...

someone needs to make a game where Trump golfs while everyone around him dies

Man, if Trump was prez in the mid-00s, the flash games would be amazing lol

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bump >_>

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last bump >_>

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Lol I don't have anything to add but I enjoy these flash game topics

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Balrog0 posted...

Lol I don't have anything to add but I enjoy these flash game topics

Aw, thx babe. I'm gonna post the new one in a bit.

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