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ssj3vegeta_
09/13/20 7:50:18 PM
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Yes or no


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Garioshi
09/13/20 7:51:49 PM
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ClockworkHare
09/13/20 7:54:18 PM
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Is it gay for a straight guy to do self butt stuff?
Technically no, because it's only one guy involved.

It would be more accurate to call it an asexual act.

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pres_madagascar
09/13/20 7:56:16 PM
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It's not even gay to have a girl peg you with a strap on.

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awesome999
09/13/20 7:56:21 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Technically no, because it's only one guy involved.

It would be more accurate to call it an asexual act.
TIL masturbation is asexual

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ssj3vegeta2
09/13/20 8:39:18 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
It's not even gay to have a girl peg you with a strap on.

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ZeroX91
09/13/20 8:41:05 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
It's not even gay to have a girl peg you with a strap on.
...its bi at the very least

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Garioshi
09/13/20 8:42:14 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
...its bi at the very least
Refer to my flowchart.

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Wii_Shaker
09/13/20 8:42:27 PM
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Nah.

You can be into butt stuff and not be gay.

You can also be gay and not be into butt stuff.

So yeah.

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weekoldhotdog
09/13/20 8:43:28 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Nah.

You can be into butt stuff and not be gay.

You can also be gay and not be into butt stuff.

So yeah.

Being gay and not being into butt stuff sounds like a terrible existence.

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N3xtG3nGam3r
09/13/20 8:43:48 PM
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Lol dang, lots of secretly gay guys on CE.

Edit: To elaborateif you enjoy being penetrated, youre gay.

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ZeroX91
09/13/20 8:44:05 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Being gay and not being into butt stuff sounds like a terrible existence.


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Lyrica
09/13/20 8:46:56 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Edit: To elaborateif you enjoy being penetrated, youre gay.
That's not what gay means.
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Garioshi
09/13/20 8:47:57 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Lol dang, lots of secretly gay guys on CE.

Edit: To elaborateif you enjoy being penetrated, youre gay.
Damn, so a woman being penetrated by a man is gay.

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ThyCorndog
09/13/20 8:49:12 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Damn, so a woman being penetrated by a man is gay.
yes. being fucked by a man is gay. and in fact if you kiss a girl you're also gay cause anyone that likes kissing dudes is gay and therefore if you kiss a gay person (the female that enjoys kissing men) it makes you gay too

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weekoldhotdog
09/13/20 8:50:17 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
yes. being fucked by a man is gay. and in fact if you kiss a girl you're also gay cause anyone that likes kissing dudes is gay and therefore if you kiss a gay person (the female that enjoys kissing men) it makes you gay too

Wait, if you stick your dick in a girl who's had her V stuck by another man, it's almost like you're touching dicks, which is definitely gay?

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ThyCorndog
09/13/20 8:50:51 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Wait, if you stick your dick in a girl who's had her V stuck by another man, it's almost like you're touching dicks, which is definitely gay.
if you do that then you're secondhand gay which makes you gay

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Garioshi
09/13/20 8:51:06 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Wait, if you stick your dick in a girl who's had her V stuck by another man, it's almost like you're touching dicks, which is definitely gay?
Really, if you masturbate, you're touching a dick, and that's pretty gay.

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ThyCorndog
09/13/20 8:51:29 PM
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I don't touch the D at dunkin cause that's gay too

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weekoldhotdog
09/13/20 8:51:33 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
if you do that then you're secondhand gay which makes you gay

Damn. Welp only one thing left to do....decide whether or not I'm a top or bottom now?

Edit: If you're a top, are you only kind of gay? but if you're a bottom, you're totally gay?

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Garioshi
09/13/20 8:58:09 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Damn. Welp only one thing left to do....decide whether or not I'm a top or bottom now?

Edit: If you're a top, are you only kind of gay? but if you're a bottom, you're totally gay?
Really, if you penetrate a guy, you're fucking someone who likes women, so it makes you straight.

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hockeybub89
09/13/20 8:59:07 PM
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Masturbation is gay. A male hand is stroking a penis

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Wii_Shaker
09/13/20 8:59:39 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Really, if you penetrate a guy, you're fucking someone who likes women, so it makes you straight.
Not if the guy you are penetrating is gay.

That makes you both gay.

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ThyCorndog
09/13/20 9:00:49 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Masturbation is gay. A male hand is stroking a penis
nothing sound gayer than that. very true

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weekoldhotdog
09/13/20 9:00:55 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not if the guy you are penetrating is gay.

That makes you both gay.


So wait, 2 straight guys penetrating each other is still straight?

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Garioshi
09/13/20 9:02:42 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
So wait, 2 straight guys penetrating each other is still straight?
Sounds right to me

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jon1012
09/13/20 9:02:43 PM
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Youre gay if you like sexual stuff with other men or if you want to be in a relationship with another man. Otherwise you just like butt stuff.

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pegusus123456
09/13/20 9:04:31 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
So wait, 2 straight guys penetrating each other is still straight?
No, those guys have been with women and since women like dudes that means they're gay and since the straight guys like dudes that means they're gay so the two straight guys are actually two gay dudes.

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Eliza3
09/13/20 9:33:17 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Lol dang, lots of secretly gay guys on CE.

Edit: To elaborateif you enjoy being penetrated, youre gay.

what made you this fragile?

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Master_Bass
09/13/20 9:35:51 PM
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I don't know why this so hard for some people to understand, lol. I swear CE has to be trolling at this point. Just follow that flowchart, guys.

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Garioshi
09/13/20 10:35:38 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
I don't know why this so hard for some people to understand, lol. I swear CE has to be trolling at this point. Just follow that flowchart, guys.
Some people are really insecure in their sexuality.

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Feline_Heart
09/13/20 10:37:05 PM
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Its only 45% gay

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N3xtG3nGam3r
09/13/20 10:59:18 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Damn, so a woman being penetrated by a man is gay.

Even though youre obviously jokingNo. The male does the penetration. The female gets penetrated. Enjoying being penetrated is definitely a feminine thing though, and by most societal standards, a man who enjoys being penetrated would typically be viewed, at minimum, bi-curious.

Sticking things up your ass, and letting a man, or someone else stick something up your ass are on the same side of the fence, for sure.

Eliza3 posted...
what made you this fragile?

This comment tells me youre the one thats fragile, being bothered by my comment lol.

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ssj3vegeta2
09/13/20 11:02:13 PM
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Eliza3
09/13/20 11:04:08 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Even though youre obviously jokingNo. The male does the penetration. The female gets penetrated. Enjoying being penetrated is definitely a feminine thing though, and by most societal standards, a man who enjoys being penetrated would typically be viewed, at minimum, bi-curious.

Sticking things up your ass, and letting a man, or someone else stick something up your ass are on the same side of the fence, for sure.

This comment tells me youre the one thats fragile, being bothered by my comment lol.

So why are you fragile about this?

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Garioshi
09/13/20 11:06:15 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Even though youre obviously jokingNo. The male does the penetration. The female gets penetrated. Enjoying being penetrated is definitely a feminine thing though, and by most societal standards, a man who enjoys being penetrated would typically be viewed, at minimum, bi-curious.

Sticking things up your ass, and letting a man, or someone else stick something up your ass are on the same side of the fence, for sure.
none of this tells me why a man being penetrated is gay and a woman being penetrated isn't

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Feline_Heart
09/13/20 11:12:45 PM
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Garioshi posted...
none of this tells me why a man being penetrated is gay and a woman being penetrated isn't
Females cant penetrate other females with their genitalia. Biologically, theyre designed to procreate by getting penetrated by males. So its not gay for them

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pegusus123456
09/13/20 11:14:08 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Females cant penetrate other females with their genitalia. Biologically, theyre designed to procreate by getting penetrated by males. So its not gay for them
So it's not gay if it's girl on girl, got it.

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Eliza3
09/13/20 11:14:49 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Females cant penetrate other females with their genitalia. Biologically, theyre designed to procreate by getting penetrated by males. So its not gay for them

If a lesbian gets penetrated by a woman with a strap-on, does that mean she's actually bi?

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Feline_Heart
09/13/20 11:15:48 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
So it's not gay if it's girl on girl, got it.
That would be gay because biologically females banging cant lead to procreation

Eliza3 posted...
If a lesbian gets penetrated by a woman with a strap-on, does that mean she's actually bi?
I dunno, Im making it up as I go along

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Blue_Inigo
09/13/20 11:16:15 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
It's not even gay to have a girl peg you with a strap on.
Questionable

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pegusus123456
09/13/20 11:16:32 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
That would be gay because biologically females banging cant lead to procreation
So it's gay if you use a condom, got it.

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uwnim
09/13/20 11:16:52 PM
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It wouldn't be gay. Doing butt stuff to yourself or touching your own penis or whatnot is autosexual, which is a very different thing.

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Feline_Heart
09/13/20 11:17:16 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
So it's gay if you use a condom, got it.
Yup, exactly

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/13/20 11:19:21 PM
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What about Futanari?
Thats only like 25% gay at best right?

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Paragon21XX
09/13/20 11:19:28 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Really, if you penetrate a guy, you're fucking someone who likes women, so it makes you straight.
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?t=8

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uwnim
09/13/20 11:21:12 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Even though youre obviously jokingNo. The male does the penetration. The female gets penetrated. Enjoying being penetrated is definitely a feminine thing though, and by most societal standards, a man who enjoys being penetrated would typically be viewed, at minimum, bi-curious.

Sticking things up your ass, and letting a man, or someone else stick something up your ass are on the same side of the fence, for sure.

This comment tells me youre the one thats fragile, being bothered by my comment lol.
What about stuff like penis fencing?

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pegusus123456
09/13/20 11:22:05 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
What about Futanari?
Thats only like 25% gay at best right?
It's not gay at all. Would Captain America lie to you?
https://i.imgur.com/SB601es.png

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bobaban
09/13/20 11:22:31 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
So wait, 2 straight guys penetrating each other is still straight?

isnt this what happens in prison?

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/13/20 11:24:15 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's not gay at all. Would Captain America lie to you?
https://i.imgur.com/SB601es.png
Hot damn if Cap approves then its gotta be legit

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