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SF_Okami
09/18/20 9:52:23 PM
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I cannot believe how bad this game controls. I never played the original but 100% the DS version. Should have put a different game on this collection. Cant get 5 rings in dire docks from the manta ray. You swim right through and it does not count

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Lost_All_Senses
09/18/20 9:54:59 PM
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Didn't the 3DS add a shitload of stuff? So this is a worse version in every way?

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CM_Ponch
09/18/20 9:56:29 PM
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It sounds like you just suck tbh.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Didn't the 3DS add a shitload of stuff? So this is a worse version in every way?
Nah, the DS version added new characters, but only the new stuff was really made with them in mind. The rest of the game forces the new stuff in and doesn't feel natural, like balloon Mario in the first Bowser level.

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DrizztLink
09/18/20 9:56:51 PM
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Wetterdew
09/18/20 9:57:18 PM
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The controls feel fine to me, as somebody who also has only played the DS version until now. But the camera is what's hard to deal with.

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voldothegr8
09/18/20 9:57:41 PM
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It controls fine with my Switch pro and Gamecube controllers.
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SF_Okami
09/18/20 9:57:47 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
It sounds like you just suck tbh.

Nah, the DS version added new characters, but only the new stuff was really made with them in mind. The rest of the game forces the new stuff in and doesn't feel natural, like balloon Mario in the first Bowser level.
No way. I will admit when I suck. But these controls are outrageous. Try to get 5 manta ray rings in dire dire docks. Its unreal

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Sogeking100
09/18/20 9:59:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rfLIyyZsU

The hitboxes are actually broken lol

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SocksForWokMAX3
09/18/20 9:59:22 PM
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Its still amongst the best controlling 3rd person games out dhere...
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__aCEr__
09/18/20 10:00:28 PM
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Yeah the camera is what has been bugging me. Most of the time it's choosing these god-awful angles and I'm constantly trying to swing it around. I loved the N64 but man it's really hard to go back to that generation. Even the best games are rather obnoxious and honestly kinda janky.

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SF_Okami
09/18/20 10:00:29 PM
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Finally got it holy shit

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Irony
09/18/20 10:01:57 PM
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Man I'm glad I'm selling my copy

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Shadowplay
09/18/20 10:02:45 PM
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Damn, I'm starting to think that Dire Dire Docks was just designed by people who did not know how to code.

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furb
09/18/20 10:02:49 PM
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I got a 120 stars in 6th grade. Which was 96-97 for me. Yes, by today's standards it's bad. I haven't played the Switch ver. But it's still an amazing me.

Just like history. We judge it two ways. By when it happened and Now.

When - Amazing
Now - Dated

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DeathVelvien
09/18/20 10:05:28 PM
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The manta ray stuff has nothing to do with controls, the rings are literally terribly made.

__aCEr__ posted...
Yeah the camera is what has been bugging me. Most of the time it's choosing these god-awful angles and I'm constantly trying to swing it around.
The best thing is when you finally get a decent enough angle, only for the camera to start to swing back around when you start moving, especially if it's over a narrow path or something. Just a truly awful camera overall.

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NeonOctopus
09/18/20 10:13:16 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
I cannot believe how bad this game controls

SF_Okami posted...
but 100% the DS version.
Joke post
Joke topic
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AlisLandale
09/18/20 10:13:56 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
The controls feel fine to me, as somebody who also has only played the DS version until now. But the camera is what's hard to deal with.

lol I remember when Mario 64 was praised for its camera. How far weve come. >_>


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Delirious_Beard
09/18/20 10:15:39 PM
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the DS version kinda sucked

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dave_is_slick
09/18/20 10:17:56 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
I cannot believe how bad this game controls. I never played the original but 100% the DS version. Should have put a different game on this collection. Cant get 5 rings in dire docks from the manta ray. You swim right through and it does not count
I played and beat this as a very young kid. Had no issues with the rings in all the other times I've played it. You suck.

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Cleo_II
09/18/20 10:31:20 PM
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I got the secret flying one. It was terrible. Between the controls and the camera it took many tries. Im playing handheld though. Need to try with my pro controller but Im not home
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Dark_SilverX
09/18/20 10:32:22 PM
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Yeah, people wore the nostalgia goggles on max settings. The game plays horribly. It was beautiful when it first came out, though.

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radical rhino
09/18/20 11:14:55 PM
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Man Dire Dire Docks has such beautiful music. This game is probably the pinnacle of music in a Mario game.

Also the eel scared the shit out of me as a kid.

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dmaster342
09/18/20 11:20:13 PM
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I'll go to my grave saying both the controls and camera (especially) are atrocious in SM64. I've only played the N64 version through Wii U VC, but the Wii U Pro Controller was bad. SM64 DS even on a 3DS or the Wii U with a control stick and not the D-pad sucked.

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pojr
09/18/20 11:22:09 PM
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SM64DS is super underrated. Dunno how it could have been better besides improved controls and a less shitty Wario

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radical rhino
09/18/20 11:27:12 PM
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I mean, camera controls are better today obviously, but SM64 was one of the first 3D console games and still had a better camera than practically every other platformer of its generation.

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NeonOctopus
09/18/20 11:27:39 PM
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I hate the DS version because of how obnoxious character switching is. I basically just played Yoshi for 90% of the game since he can use hats to change form

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Pogo_Marimo
09/18/20 11:29:59 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
Damn, I'm starting to think that Dire Dire Docks was just designed by people who did not know how to code.
It was one of the first fully 3d, unlocked camera platformers ever made. No one knew how to code it.

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LostForest
09/18/20 11:31:25 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Didn't the 3DS add a shitload of stuff? So this is a worse version in every way?

Basically.

-Playable Luigi, Yoshi, and Wario
-New power-ups
-New stages
-30 more stars
-New boss battles
-Improved visuals
-Mini-games
-Fixed bugs
-Multiplayer VS

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NeonOctopus
09/18/20 11:34:00 PM
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LostForest posted...
Basically.

-Playable Luigi, Yoshi, and Wario
-New power-ups
-New stages
-30 more stars
-New boss battles
-Improved visuals
-Mini-games
-Fixed bugs
-Multiplayer VS
-terrible controls
-obnoxious character switching

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LostForest
09/18/20 11:41:20 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
-terrible controls

Right, but if ported to a system with an actual analogue stick, this isn't a problem anymore.

Personally, I don't remember the character switching being a big deal though? You could switch in the castle, or find a cap inside levels to do it instantly.

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