Current Events > 100K but you gotta name your kid Balthazar Hule *insert last name*

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BettyWhite
09/21/20 3:00:13 AM
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Do you do?


You have to decide before they're conceived, so you might end up with a daughter.

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King Rial
09/21/20 3:01:56 AM
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And if I end up with no kid because my wife and I are sterile?

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BettyWhite
09/21/20 3:12:07 AM
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King Rial posted...
And if I end up with no kid because my wife and I are sterile?

Every pet you ever have will be named as so.


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King Rial
09/21/20 3:15:03 AM
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And if I have no pets?

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BurmesePenguin
09/21/20 3:29:52 AM
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Your penis
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BettyWhite
09/21/20 3:37:29 AM
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King Rial posted...
And if I have no pets?

You and your wife decide which one of you gets their name changed to Balthazar and the other Hule.

You must go by those names in your every day life.

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Kisai
09/21/20 3:41:43 AM
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I'm not even gonna have kids.

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Middle hope
09/21/20 3:43:44 AM
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Its a biblical name so nobody would care.

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King Rial
09/21/20 5:07:29 AM
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I have no wife, so I guess my new name is Balthazar Hule. Thanks for the $100K. You really just saved my life.

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BettyWhite
09/21/20 5:12:11 AM
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King Rial posted...
I have no wife, so I guess my new name is Balthazar Hule. Thanks for the $100K. You really just saved my life.

Long may you reign King Balthazar Hule.

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