Poll of the Day > toddlers, man, ok?

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Aculo 09/21/20 11:44:59 AM #1:	me: what do you want for breakfast, kid? her: eggs and toast! cries when she sees me cooking eggs and toast --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:944895642] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>me: what do you want for breakfast, kid? her: eggs and toast! cries when she sees me cooking eggs and toast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 09/21/20 11:58:50 AM #2:	well I hope you apologized --- The Betrayer <cite>Mead posted [p:944896191] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>well I hope you apologized </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 09/21/20 12:04:07 PM #3:	My son does this --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:944896447] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>My son does this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 09/21/20 12:05:28 PM #4:	Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" <cite>HornedLion posted [p:944896492] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/21/20 12:11:57 PM #5:	She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. --- Your breathing is the most important thing you do. Train it and make yourself better. This is truth! http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:944896757] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 09/21/20 12:17:26 PM #6:	CarefreeDude posted... My son does this HornedLion posted... Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4. maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:944896944] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>My son does this</quote> HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4.</quote> maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 09/21/20 12:25:04 PM #7:	"What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?" Them: "Cereal!" Give them cereal and proceed to make myself some eggs... Them: "Can I have some eggs too?" --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:944897257] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>"What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?" Them: "Cereal!" Give them cereal and proceed to make myself some eggs... Them: "Can I have some eggs too?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 09/21/20 12:31:29 PM #8:	Aculo posted... maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok? Nope. Thats exactly what its like. I took her to a Filipino restaurant this weekend and we were the only white folks there. Everyone else was Filipino. Then THIS happened: Waiter: Hello, whats your name? Girl: My name is Arianna(name changed for privacy). Waiter: Thats such a nice name. Girl: Yeah, my middle name is Sandra. Waiter: Oh wow! How old are you? Girl: Im 4 and my brothers name is Jason. everyone is looking from their tables like, Awh shes so cute Waiter: Thats nice. Well, Im going to put in your order and be right back! The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! Everyones face went from Awh what a smart little girl to Wtf they teaching that little girl? I just wanted to disappear. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" <cite>HornedLion posted [p:944897541] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>Aculo posted... </cite> <quote>maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok?</quote> Nope. Thats exactly what its like. I took her to a Filipino restaurant this weekend and we were the only white folks there. Everyone else was Filipino. Then THIS happened: Waiter: Hello, whats your name? Girl: My name is Arianna(name changed for privacy). Waiter: Thats such a nice name. Girl: Yeah, my middle name is Sandra. Waiter: Oh wow! How old are you? Girl: Im 4 and my brothers name is Jason. everyone is looking from their tables like, Awh shes so cute Waiter: Thats nice. Well, Im going to put in your order and be right back! The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! Everyones face went from Awh what a smart little girl to Wtf they teaching that little girl? I just wanted to disappear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 09/21/20 12:33:57 PM #9:	I let my son help make breakfast sometimes and when I try and give it to him he says "it's for you daddy!" He's really sweet but also a pain --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:944897648] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>I let my son help make breakfast sometimes and when I try and give it to him he says "it's for you daddy!" He's really sweet but also a pain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JazzMasterZero 09/21/20 12:41:50 PM #10:	SunWuKung420 posted... She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. Idk man. I saw a google review for the diner you work at that said prison food is better than the s* this drunk cook made. Pretty sure TCs food has to be better than that. <cite>JazzMasterZero posted [p:944898000] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.</quote>Idk man. I saw a google review for the diner you work at that said prison food is better than the s* this drunk cook made. Pretty sure TCs food has to be better than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 09/21/20 12:45:41 PM #11:	HornedLion posted... The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! holy shit lmao --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:944898139] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE!</quote>holy shit lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 09/21/20 12:50:59 PM #12:	HornedLion posted... Nope. Thats exactly what its like. I took her to a Filipino restaurant this weekend and we were the only white folks there. Everyone else was Filipino. Then THIS happened: Waiter: Hello, whats your name? Girl: My name is Arianna(name changed for privacy). Waiter: Thats such a nice name. Girl: Yeah, my middle name is Sandra. Waiter: Oh wow! How old are you? Girl: Im 4 and my brothers name is Jason. everyone is looking from their tables like, Awh shes so cute Waiter: Thats nice. Well, Im going to put in your order and be right back! The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! Everyones face went from Awh what a smart little girl to Wtf they teaching that little girl? I just wanted to disappear. LMFAO --- The Betrayer <cite>Mead posted [p:944898333] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Nope. Thats exactly what its like. I took her to a Filipino restaurant this weekend and we were the only white folks there. Everyone else was Filipino. Then THIS happened: Waiter: Hello, whats your name? Girl: My name is Arianna(name changed for privacy). Waiter: Thats such a nice name. Girl: Yeah, my middle name is Sandra. Waiter: Oh wow! How old are you? Girl: Im 4 and my brothers name is Jason. everyone is looking from their tables like, Awh shes so cute Waiter: Thats nice. Well, Im going to put in your order and be right back! The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! Everyones face went from Awh what a smart little girl to Wtf they teaching that little girl? I just wanted to disappear.</quote> LMFAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/21/20 12:57:27 PM #13:	When jazzy makes up yet another story to attempt to disparage me but the diner rocks a 4.6/5 rating... https://i.imgur.com/RhnccL7.gifv --- Your breathing is the most important thing you do. Train it and make yourself better. This is truth! http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:944898591] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>When jazzy makes up yet another story to attempt to disparage me but the diner rocks a 4.6/5 rating... https://i.imgur.com/RhnccL7.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClarkDuke 09/21/20 4:19:07 PM #14:	kids are cute, but certifiable at that age, you just need to look forward to when she grows out of it. but i hope to avoid raising kids myself, my lifestyle is simply to adventurous, ok? SunWuKung420 posted... She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. only a bad parent would take their child to an ihop in this epidemic, ok? --- https://imgur.com/qL0DHFI https://imgur.com/JL9rRLt https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ <cite>ClarkDuke posted [p:944907045] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>kids are cute, but certifiable at that age, you just need to look forward to when she grows out of it. but i hope to avoid raising kids myself, my lifestyle is simply to adventurous, ok? SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.</quote> only a bad parent would take their child to an ihop in this epidemic, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 09/21/20 5:56:58 PM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. A minor can't sign an NDA before you serve them though. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:944911189] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.</quote> A minor can't sign an NDA before you serve them though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 09/21/20 5:58:36 PM #16:	Far-Queue posted... "What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?" Them: "Cereal!" Give them cereal and proceed to make myself some eggs... Them: "Can I have some eggs too?" Reminds me of every time every girlfriend ever "didn't want fries". --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:944911265] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>"What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?" Them: "Cereal!" Give them cereal and proceed to make myself some eggs... Them: "Can I have some eggs too?" </quote> Reminds me of every time every girlfriend ever "didn't want fries". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/21/20 6:28:48 PM #17:	SunWuKung420 posted... She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. I'm sure that would make any adult cry nevermind a child. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:944912626] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.</quote>I'm sure that would make any adult cry nevermind a child. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 09/21/20 11:40:37 PM #18:	Another thing my son did... Well he likes peppa pig, and they call excavators "diggers". My son has trouble pronouncing it though. One day we were walking past a construction site and he said, "look! Diggers!" And pointed to the crew and equipment. It didn't sound like diggers though --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:944924973] in toddlers, ... [t:78990199]...</cite> <quote>Another thing my son did... Well he likes peppa pig, and they call excavators "diggers". My son has trouble pronouncing it though. One day we were walking past a construction site and he said, "look! Diggers!" And pointed to the crew and equipment. It didn't sound like diggers though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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