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Aculo 09/21/20 11:44:59 AM #1: |
me: what do you want for breakfast, kid?
her: eggs and toast! *cries when she sees me cooking eggs and toast* --- ok? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 09/21/20 11:58:50 AM #2: |
well I hope you apologized
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CarefreeDude 09/21/20 12:04:07 PM #3: |
My son does this
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HornedLion 09/21/20 12:05:28 PM #4: |
Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4.
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SunWuKung420 09/21/20 12:11:57 PM #5: |
She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.
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Aculo 09/21/20 12:17:26 PM #6: |
CarefreeDude posted...
My son does this HornedLion posted... Yup, sounds like a typical girl ages 2-4. maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok? --- ok? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 09/21/20 12:25:04 PM #7: |
"What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?"
Them: "Cereal!" Give them cereal and proceed to make myself some eggs... Them: "Can I have some eggs too?" --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 09/21/20 12:31:29 PM #8: |
Aculo posted...
maybe it's because this is my first kid, but it's honestly like dealing with a certifiably insane person sometimes, ok? Nope. Thats exactly what its like. I took her to a Filipino restaurant this weekend and we were the only white folks there. Everyone else was Filipino. Then THIS happened: Waiter: Hello, whats your name? Girl: My name is Arianna(name changed for privacy). Waiter: Thats such a nice name. Girl: Yeah, my middle name is Sandra. Waiter: Oh wow! How old are you? Girl: Im 4 and my brothers name is Jason. *everyone is looking from their tables like, Awh shes so cute* Waiter: Thats nice. Well, Im going to put in your order and be right back! The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE! Everyones face went from Awh what a smart little girl to Wtf they teaching that little girl? I just wanted to disappear. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarefreeDude 09/21/20 12:33:57 PM #9: |
I let my son help make breakfast sometimes and when I try and give it to him he says "it's for you daddy!" He's really sweet but also a pain
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JazzMasterZero 09/21/20 12:41:50 PM #10: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.Idk man. I saw a google review for the diner you work at that said prison food is better than the s*** this drunk cook made. Pretty sure TCs food has to be better than that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aculo 09/21/20 12:45:41 PM #11: |
HornedLion posted...
The very moment he takes a step away from us, my daughter says in the loudest voice, HAHAHAHAHAH! HES CHINESE!holy shit lmao --- ok? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 09/21/20 12:50:59 PM #12: |
HornedLion posted...
Nope. Thats exactly what its like. LMFAO --- The Betrayer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 09/21/20 12:57:27 PM #13: |
When jazzy makes up yet another story to attempt to disparage me but the diner rocks a 4.6/5 rating...
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ClarkDuke 09/21/20 4:19:07 PM #14: |
kids are cute, but certifiable at that age, you just need to look forward to when she grows out of it.
but i hope to avoid raising kids myself, my lifestyle is simply to adventurous, ok? SunWuKung420 posted... She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.only a bad parent would take their child to an ihop in this epidemic, ok? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 09/21/20 5:56:58 PM #15: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad. A minor can't sign an NDA before you serve them though. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 09/21/20 5:58:36 PM #16: |
Far-Queue posted...
"What do you kids want? Oatmeal or eggs and toast?" Reminds me of every time every girlfriend ever "didn't want fries". --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 09/21/20 6:28:48 PM #17: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
She's knows it won't be anywhere near as good as the eggs and toast I make and that makes her sad.I'm sure that would make any adult cry nevermind a child. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarefreeDude 09/21/20 11:40:37 PM #18: |
Another thing my son did... Well he likes peppa pig, and they call excavators "diggers". My son has trouble pronouncing it though. One day we were walking past a construction site and he said, "look! Diggers!" And pointed to the crew and equipment. It didn't sound like diggers though
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