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HotLap 09/24/20 3:35:14 PM #1: |
Due to the pandemic the reception has been cut down to ~20 people, all of whom are directly related to the bride and groom. Ive known the couple 1/3 as long as everyone who will be in the room.
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No_U_L7 09/24/20 3:46:56 PM #2: |
it's customary for the best man to talk about all the girls the groom has banged
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HotLap 09/25/20 12:03:04 AM #3: |
They actually specifically asked me not to talk about them fucking in my speech. On what planet did they think I would bring up their sex life in a speech in front of their family?
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No_U_L7 09/25/20 12:03:45 AM #4: |
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They actually specifically asked me not to talk about them fucking in my speech. On what planet did they think I would bring up their sex life in a speech in front of their family? that means now you have to do it just out of spite --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 09/25/20 12:06:09 AM #5: |
Just say that he's a lucky guy for meeting his wife. Then hungrily stare at her while you breathe heavily into the microphone. Then whisper 'lucky guy...' and go and sit down.
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powerman1426 09/25/20 12:07:41 AM #6: |
You're a great storyteller, tell stories about your good times together and make sure to mention how good they are together. Done
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Gobstoppers12 09/25/20 12:11:07 AM #7: |
My brother gave the best man speech at my cousin's wedding. He basically just said "Yeah I grew up with this dude and I love him like a brother, he and (wife's name) are great together, etc. etc."
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DrizztLink 09/25/20 12:12:18 AM #8: |
Just change around the proper nouns from a few CYOAs.
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HotLap 09/26/20 9:36:18 PM #9: |
Thanks fellas. I did it. It went good.
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OffTempo 09/26/20 9:47:28 PM #10: |
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Thanks fellas. I did it. It went good.Always the best way to unwind --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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