Current Events > How to make mean people on the internet stop calling you a boomer?

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aurumArgentum
09/24/20 7:02:08 PM
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Recently some uncouth elements of the worldwide web have taken to calling me a boomer. Every night I wake up to a slurry of "okay boomer"s, and every day I go to bed to a slurry of "how's your hip, boomer"? Worse yet is that I have found myself forgetting that I am not actually seventy years old, and not only have I forgotten, but so have my hip and my back, both of which have been thrown out since this all started.

I humbly ask for advice on how to end this madness before I end up prematurely in a nursing home rambling about things I was not actually around to see.
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ZeroX91
09/24/20 7:08:16 PM
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Give people hugs?

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If the universe is so big why wont it fight me?
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Flintlock_Staff
09/24/20 7:10:12 PM
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Ok boomer
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Darkraiomb
09/24/20 7:10:46 PM
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Have you tried not giving a fuck?

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Drpooplol
09/24/20 7:13:09 PM
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Pretend to be a 14 year old girl here on CE

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
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Notti
09/24/20 7:13:26 PM
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Eliza-Schuyler
09/24/20 7:14:08 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Pretend to be a 14 year old girl here on CE
or actually be 14- wait no sorry that wont work, no ones gonna believe whether you actually are one or not

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UPDATE: we walk together every day after school, to the bus ramp. we text a lot. we're really good friends. i hope she likes me!
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Mistere Man
09/24/20 7:14:27 PM
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ImmatureContent
09/24/20 7:21:08 PM
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Stop vomiting on survivors.

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Notti
09/26/20 6:13:46 AM
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VigorouslySwish
09/26/20 6:47:58 AM
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You only have 2 options to beat trolls:

100% completely ignore them (they will get bored and move on)

or

Double down on everything they say and go with it full-force. Act like a boomer, call yourself insults about being a boomer, basically just troll yourself in front of them even worse than they troll you (They will get confused and then bored)


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it stinks and i hate it
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ZevLoveDOOM
09/26/20 6:51:07 AM
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tell those little shits they aint gonna be young forever and eventually will become boomers as well.
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BettyWhite
09/26/20 6:53:15 AM
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Tell them that you're actually even older than a boomer.

You're a... Silent...er..

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