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Kinny100
10/06/20 1:35:15 AM
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asking 4 a friend. NOT ME

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Venger2112
10/06/20 1:37:34 AM
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no sorry Kinny1000 you're still a virgin; you, not your made up friend

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gunplagirl
10/06/20 1:37:36 AM
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It's not sex, so no. Has to go inside a moist orifice. You'd have a better argument if it was a sweaty armpit.

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berlyman101
10/06/20 1:38:35 AM
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tell people whatever you want junior

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Unspecified_NPC
10/06/20 1:38:46 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's not sex, so no. Has to go inside a moist orifice. You'd have a better argument if it was a sweaty armpit.
So does a blowjob count? Should in theory

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gunplagirl
10/06/20 1:41:50 AM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
So does a blowjob count? Should in theory
It's oral sex. You can use it to count, especially if you're lesbian.

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Solid Snake07
10/06/20 1:45:57 AM
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Sure, but you're lying

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scar the 1
10/06/20 1:55:44 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's not sex, so no. Has to go inside a moist orifice. You'd have a better argument if it was a sweaty armpit.
While I kind of agree, I really think this is a meaningless distinction. What prevents a handjob from being manual sex?

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nfearurspecimn
10/06/20 2:01:08 AM
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There are different levels of debauchery. I'm not a turbo, but I'm still a virgin. Never had a handy or a blowie.

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berlyman101
10/06/20 2:02:13 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
There are different levels of debauchery. I'm not a turbo, but I'm still a virgin. Never had a handy or a blowie.

pretty damn turbo

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nfearurspecimn
10/06/20 2:04:13 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
pretty damn turbo
nah

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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/20 2:05:43 AM
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Have your friend slide me a 20 and I'll make it so he never has to worry about lying about it again. He'll know for sure.

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bknight
10/06/20 3:35:38 AM
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Nope, just like you can't tell someone you gave a handjob if you just jerked it to some OF.
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Ving_Rhames
10/06/20 3:36:07 AM
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No

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gunplagirl
10/06/20 5:27:55 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
While I kind of agree, I really think this is a meaningless distinction. What prevents a handjob from being manual sex?
Do hands have a hole in them? No. They can form one by pressing fingers together but there's an open end on two sides. At least a throat or butt leads further inside a partner.

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scar the 1
10/06/20 5:45:42 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Do hands have a hole in them? No. They can form one by pressing fingers together but there's an open end on two sides. At least a throat or butt leads further inside a partner.
So, is cunnilingus oral sex or no? What do you stand to gain by this arbitrarily strict definition of sex that has to include some form of penetration?

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Venger2112
10/06/20 5:48:28 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
pretty damn turbo
this

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Twelf
10/06/20 5:51:32 AM
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Too lame for sex havers.

Too cool for virgins.
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SevenX
10/07/20 12:09:22 AM
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Yes.

Any male who masturbates and bust a nut or someone give him a HJ means he lost his own virginity. A male can lose his "virginity" from a handjob based on a definition of the English dictionary.

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Kinny100
10/07/20 1:31:19 AM
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i've only given myself handjobs.

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Lysandear
10/07/20 1:31:54 AM
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handies and oral dont count. still virg
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Cobalt_Wasps
10/07/20 1:32:45 AM
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you can tell people anything you want

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RedJackson
10/07/20 1:33:11 AM
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Kinny100 posted...
i've only given myself handjobs.

Did you pretend you were yourself, if so then its like you had sex with someone else but it was just you secretly the whole time
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gunplagirl
10/07/20 1:33:17 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Manual sex is sex imo.
That's digital stimulation, not manual sex. Get the terms right before you try correcting me.

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RedJackson
10/07/20 1:36:08 AM
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Can someone do me a huge favor and spell out more turbo but in spanish?

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berlyman101
10/07/20 1:36:48 AM
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RedJackson posted...
Can someone do me a huge favor and spell out more turbo but in spanish?

Mas turbo

AHAHA

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Kinny100
10/07/20 1:37:56 AM
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mas turba if describing a girl

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scar the 1
10/07/20 1:54:16 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
That's digital stimulation, not manual sex. Get the terms right before you try correcting me.
He didn't try to correct you, he offered his opinion.

And I'd still like to hear you you square cunnilingus being oral sex if sex absolutely requires some form of penetration

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coinstarcad
10/07/20 2:11:51 AM
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Tell your friend he can't lie because santa claus knows when he's been bad or good.
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gunplagirl
10/07/20 8:07:03 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
He didn't try to correct you, he offered his opinion.

And I'd still like to hear you you square cunnilingus being oral sex if sex absolutely requires some form of penetration
How do cis het lesbians have sex? Jfc are you shitting me.

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Choco
10/07/20 8:36:50 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
How do cis het lesbians have sex? Jfc are you shitting me.
het lesbians? >_>

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gunplagirl
10/07/20 9:30:04 AM
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Choco posted...
het lesbians? >_>
Sorry. Cis het is an entry in my phone dictionary and I forgot to edit that part out.

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scar the 1
10/07/20 11:39:44 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Sorry. Cis het is an entry in my phone dictionary and I forgot to edit that part out.
So is your point that the act of "having sex" gets redefined depending on your sexual orientation? Again I don't see what the point of such a strict definition of sex is. If it has to require penetration then you're arbitrarily excluding, e.g., cis lesbians, to the point where you have to make up ad hoc extensions to your definition.

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gunplagirl
10/07/20 7:34:59 PM
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scar the 1 posted...
So is your point that the act of "having sex" gets redefined depending on your sexual orientation? Again I don't see what the point of such a strict definition of sex is. If it has to require penetration then you're arbitrarily excluding, e.g., cis lesbians, to the point where you have to make up ad hoc extensions to your definition.
I never said there has to be penetration. Just something involving orifices. I assume tc is a hetero male who isn't interested in being topped by a girl. So.

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scar the 1
10/08/20 12:44:24 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I never said there has to be penetration. Just something involving orifices. I assume tc is a hetero male who isn't interested in being topped by a girl. So.
In what way is an orifice "involved" except by being close when you're doing clitoral stimulation?

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Lorenzo_2003
10/08/20 1:17:46 AM
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So if someones wife gives another man a handjob, then she didnt cheat because thats not sex?

Wat

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Kinny100
10/08/20 2:36:27 AM
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apparently it's not sex
so no.
not cheating

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