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VonOrdelia 10/07/20 10:35:57 PM #1:	I'll start; A bunch of zombies try to start a fire --- https://i.redd.it/t6wrq7tjt7q51.jpg <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945589581] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>I'll start; A bunch of zombies try to start a fire </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerOats 10/07/20 10:39:30 PM #2:	Man saves animals by abusing animals to beat bigger animal <cite>PowerOats posted [p:945589740] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Man saves animals by abusing animals to beat bigger animal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 10/07/20 11:02:39 PM #3:	You have to save a woman from a giant turtle. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:945590685] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You have to save a woman from a giant turtle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenozoa425 10/07/20 11:28:47 PM #4:	You move your legs a lot. --- "Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it." - 01 Machine Ambassador <cite>Xenozoa425 posted [p:945591645] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You move your legs a lot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 10/07/20 11:29:36 PM #5:	Xenozoa425 posted... You move your legs a lot. QWOP --- https://imgur.com/yewTplO <cite>sabin017 posted [p:945591673] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Xenozoa425 posted... </cite> <quote>You move your legs a lot.</quote>QWOP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 10/07/20 11:30:18 PM #6:	pill popping cop guns down the underprivileged --- https://imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL https://imgur.com/3vUvaBx <cite>g0ldie posted [p:945591700] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>pill popping cop guns down the underprivileged </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 10/07/20 11:30:54 PM #7:	Insert credit card details and spend 10x more than the actual game cost for a chance at getting something cool --- ...for it is better to be alone than in bad company. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:945591724] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Insert credit card details and spend 10x more than the actual game cost for a chance at getting something cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/07/20 11:31:09 PM #8:	blonde twink gets cuckolded by giant metal hunk --- I'm harmless. I don't bite. Couldn't hurt a fly, either. Come and go, just like a tide. <cite>Tappor posted [p:945591734] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>blonde twink gets cuckolded by giant metal hunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/07/20 11:31:14 PM #9:	its a generic twitch shooter. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:945591735] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>its a generic twitch shooter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/07/20 11:33:00 PM #10:	You press some buttons and stuff happens on the screen. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:945591788] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You press some buttons and stuff happens on the screen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/07/20 11:35:38 PM #11:	You waste valuable time you need to be studying for your final exam by playing collectable card games. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:945591892] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You waste valuable time you need to be studying for your final exam by playing collectable card games. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 10/07/20 11:39:41 PM #12:	The world's economy is influenced by various cooperate organizations, each of those corporations try to sabotage one another by hiring mercenary Mecha pilots whom also compete in Mecha fighting tournaments. The series has more explosions and death than the average Mel Gibson movie ... --- Pixiv: Low Budget Wife If you like my drawings, you can see more of them on my pixiv profile <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:945592009] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>The world's economy is influenced by various cooperate organizations, each of those corporations try to sabotage one another by hiring mercenary Mecha pilots whom also compete in Mecha fighting tournaments. The series has more explosions and death than the average Mel Gibson movie ... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenozoa425 10/07/20 11:41:05 PM #13:	sabin017 posted... QWOP Was thinking of Sonic but I'll go with this lmao --- "Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it." - 01 Machine Ambassador <cite>Xenozoa425 posted [p:945592056] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>sabin017 posted... </cite> <quote>QWOP</quote>Was thinking of Sonic but I'll go with this lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 10/07/20 11:42:15 PM #14:	Walk around aimlessly Take every quest and job you come across You start thinking your quest list is too long Give up completely and play something else --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:945592087] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Walk around aimlessly Take every quest and job you come across You start thinking your quest list is too long Give up completely and play something else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 10/07/20 11:43:52 PM #15:	Escaped death row prisoner climbs a mountain and gets taught by some old dudes to yell at dragons. <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:945592123] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Escaped death row prisoner climbs a mountain and gets taught by some old dudes to yell at dragons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andri_g 10/08/20 2:24:09 AM #16:	Tick-tock... You're a jerk and, now, you're awake. God woke you. God's asleep; go help people. ~~Now, God's awake and God's a jerk.~~ Time's up! --- '~' <cite>andri_g posted [p:945595896] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Tick-tock... You're a jerk and, now, you're awake. God woke you. God's asleep; go help people. Now, God's awake and God's a jerk. Time's up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 10/08/20 3:36:46 AM #17:	Gather crystals to stop warlords. --- https://imgur.com/PXGoRxH <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:945597007] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Gather crystals to stop warlords.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 10/08/20 3:40:58 AM #18:	You shoot some guns till you find a gun to shoot yourself with. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:945597067] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You shoot some guns till you find a gun to shoot yourself with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 10/08/20 3:48:14 AM #19:	An AI kills organics with machines to stop organics from killing each other with machines <cite>Sictis posted [p:945597172] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>An AI kills organics with machines to stop organics from killing each other with machines </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/08/20 3:50:26 AM #20:	Kid wakes up from nap to help villain destroy the world then takes another nap for literal years. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945597214] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Kid wakes up from nap to help villain destroy the world then takes another nap for literal years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
runewalshPSiv 10/08/20 3:52:20 AM #21:	You died --- I tore my mind on a jagged sky <cite>runewalshPSiv posted [p:945597251] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You died </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/08/20 3:53:44 AM #22:	It's too dangerous for cuck to go alone, accepts stick --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:945597270] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>It's too dangerous for cuck to go alone, accepts stick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 10/08/20 4:30:12 AM #23:	An out-of-towner murders an entire family in the Louisiana bayou - ~~Resident Evil 7.~~ An American takes a culinary tour of Russia - ~~Metal Gear Solid 3~~ A straight white male corrals refugees into a firing squad - ~~Orcs Must Die!~~ --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:945597708] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>An out-of-towner murders an entire family in the Louisiana bayou - Resident Evil 7. An American takes a culinary tour of Russia - Metal Gear Solid 3 A straight white male corrals refugees into a firing squad - Orcs Must Die! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 10/08/20 4:31:41 AM #24:	1000 achievement points --- https://imgur.com/CnmWjgd <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:945597730] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>1000 achievement points</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 10/08/20 4:33:05 AM #25:	You escape jail only to be killed by fish trying to swim across a lake. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:945597750] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You escape jail only to be killed by fish trying to swim across a lake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 10/08/20 4:41:19 AM #26:	Several machines powered by the processed remains of extinct creatures cover a great distance without going anywhere, each competing to surpass an arbitrary number of cycles of the designated locale. Once achieved, the incidence starts anew. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:945597870] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Several machines powered by the processed remains of extinct creatures cover a great distance without going anywhere, each competing to surpass an arbitrary number of cycles of the designated locale. Once achieved, the incidence starts anew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarshallStack 10/08/20 8:36:20 AM #27:	you hold hands and open doors --- "it's a flaming wonder, telepath" <cite>MarshallStack posted [p:945601463] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>you hold hands and open doors </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/08/20 8:39:41 AM #28:	Not the whole game, just the part I've played: A bunch of burglars beat up a child rapist --- God bless me, I'm a free man with nowhere free to go Now Playing: Skyrim, Hand of Fate 2 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:945601531] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Not the whole game, just the part I've played: A bunch of burglars beat up a child rapist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/08/20 8:41:33 AM #29:	you have to save animals from being mechanized by an evil scientist with a funny moustache. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:945601567] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>you have to save animals from being mechanized by an evil scientist with a funny moustache. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 10/08/20 8:41:52 AM #30:	A bunch of cavemen decide to either go to space, or conquer the world. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:945601578] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>A bunch of cavemen decide to either go to space, or conquer the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VonOrdelia 10/08/20 12:41:46 PM #31:	Kids force animals to fight for money and amusement --- https://i.redd.it/t6wrq7tjt7q51.jpg <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945609971] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Kids force animals to fight for money and amusement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 10/08/20 12:50:32 PM #32:	Distant_Rainbow posted... A bunch of cavemen decide to either go to space, or conquer the world. Civilization --- https://imgur.com/yewTplO <cite>sabin017 posted [p:945610350] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Distant_Rainbow posted... </cite> <quote>A bunch of cavemen decide to either go to space, or conquer the world.</quote>Civilization </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/08/20 12:53:26 PM #33:	White supremacist goes on genocidal rampage against illegal aliens for "stealing all the women" and one of them wrecking his ride. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945610485] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>White supremacist goes on genocidal rampage against illegal aliens for "stealing all the women" and one of them wrecking his ride. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/08/20 12:54:26 PM #34:	A loudmouth commits genocide against their own kind. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:945610529] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>A loudmouth commits genocide against their own kind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/08/20 12:56:42 PM #35:	Smuggler wipes out an entire species of animal life and saves one to sell to the highest bidder. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945610610] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>Smuggler wipes out an entire species of animal life and saves one to sell to the highest bidder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coinstarcad 10/08/20 1:08:28 PM #36:	You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing. <cite>coinstarcad posted [p:945611143] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 10/08/20 1:23:37 PM #37:	coinstarcad posted... You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing. Portal --- https://imgur.com/yewTplO <cite>sabin017 posted [p:945611749] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>coinstarcad posted... </cite> <quote>You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing.</quote>Portal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/08/20 4:07:52 PM #38:	sabin017 posted... You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing. Portal Doom 3? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945618731] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>sabin017 posted... </cite> <quote>You know science is satanic bs when it can't tell whether you're arriving or departing. Portal</quote>Doom 3? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/08/20 4:12:45 PM #39:	The party gets crazy. Woo-hoooo! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:945618901] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>The party gets crazy. Woo-hoooo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami 10/08/20 4:14:05 PM #40:	You are a mailwoman who does parkour. --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: Nike Air Max 90 Denham <cite>SF_Okami posted [p:945618962] in Describe a... [t:79026656]...</cite> <quote>You are a mailwoman who does parkour. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Describe a video game in the worst way