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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 2:56:22 PM
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Ask me anything.

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R1masher
10/13/20 2:56:51 PM
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Did you shit it out yet?

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darkprince45
10/13/20 2:56:51 PM
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10/13/20 2:57:13 PM
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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:00:10 PM
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R1masher posted...
Did you shit it out yet?
No. Probably won't until tonight, at the earliest.

darkprince45 posted...
Ew lol
Should I eat pigs instead?

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XorsgmioFsE

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HighOnSolar
10/13/20 3:04:14 PM
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TheLiarParadox posted...

the fuck is wrong with u

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kingdrake2
10/13/20 3:05:30 PM
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i'm not eating that.
not one freshly laid.

barred rock is better than those white leghorn chicken.
they got a better voice.
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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:06:39 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
the fuck is wrong with u
Can you elaborate?

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thronedfire2
10/13/20 3:07:28 PM
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you did not have sausage and eggs

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kingdrake2
10/13/20 3:09:19 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
you did not have sausage and eggs


he didn't but i did.
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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:09:57 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
you did not have sausage and eggs
You are correct. I had sausage made from oats and eggs made from mung beans.

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Returning_CEmen
10/13/20 3:11:01 PM
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Did it taste like Sausage and eggs?
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Smackems
10/13/20 3:15:02 PM
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What was the texture like

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Heavy_D_Forever
10/13/20 3:21:53 PM
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My gf has been eating that mung bean shit lol it does look a lot like eggs but she said it tastes way different

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The Trent
10/13/20 3:23:13 PM
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does eating this food give you super powers or only superiority powers?

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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:27:17 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Did it taste like Sausage and eggs?
It's been almost three years since I've had either of them and to me they taste like what I remember. However, I live with an omnivore who also eats what I cook and he said the oat sausage tasted like something you'd get at a school cafeteria that is probably not anywhere near 100% meat, especially noticeable in the texture, but the spices were right and he did enjoy it. He was less enthusiastic about the mung bean egg, which he could only say was like what banana flavored candy is to an actual banana.

Smackems posted...
What was the texture like

The oat sausage was a missing a certain plumpness that real sausage has but going back to what my housemate said, it was pretty reminiscent of low-budget, filler-laden sausage.

The mung bean eggs were decent but I tried to make a homemade version of Just Egg (which has my omni housemate's stamp of approval) and it was a little too dense and got kind of nuggety after it cooled enough to eat.

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QueenCarly
10/13/20 3:27:31 PM
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The Trent posted...
does eating this food give you super powers or only superiority powers?

You say this, but look at the fucking obnoxious responses that came in from the carnists.

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treewojima
10/13/20 3:29:31 PM
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QueenCarly posted...
carnists

yikes
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EzeDoesIt
10/13/20 3:29:33 PM
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pics?

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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:36:01 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
My gf has been eating that mung bean shit lol it does look a lot like eggs but she said it tastes way different

If you add kala namak, Indian black salt, it really does boost the eggy flavor.

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Correct. I had sausage made from oats and eggs made from mung beans.

The Trent posted...
does eating this food give you super powers or only superiority powers?
I'd say neither. It's just fuel and a little bit of gustatory pleasure that fits in line with the moral compass by which I try to live my life.

EzeDoesIt posted...
pics?

I didn't take any pics today but I'll be making this again every day until I perfect my mung bean egg recipe, so I can post something tomorrow if you're still interested.

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Returning_CEmen
10/13/20 3:36:39 PM
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Is said omnivore your lover, friend, or relative?
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EzeDoesIt
10/13/20 3:43:49 PM
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TheLiarParadox posted...
I didn't take any pics today but I'll be making this again every day until I perfect my mung bean egg recipe, so I can post something tomorrow if you're still interested.

Nice, yeah, can you tag me?

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TheLiarParadox
10/13/20 3:53:10 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Is said omnivore your lover, friend, or relative?
He's my sister's boyfriend's brother.

EzeDoesIt posted...
Nice, yeah, can you tag me?
Sure thing.

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No. Oatcakes are flat. I had links. And curds are a dairy product that do not have anything to do with mung beans. Some pedant you are.

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TheLiarParadox
10/14/20 9:09:56 PM
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Today, I experimented with adding some tapioca starch and konjac gum for some bounce but it just ended up a little gummier. I also put too much water in and it took forever to cook off. I need to investigate how they get the Just Egg to cook so fast. This one tasted better, though I did have a tad too much black salt. I need to get better at going with a lighter touch of that stuff.

I also put some potato and carrot cheese on it.

@EzeDoesIt

And I made a sausage oatcake for @DuranOfForcena ;)

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Esrac
10/14/20 9:44:27 PM
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So...

Do you have Pica or something?
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TheLiarParadox
10/14/20 11:39:45 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
and it's still not sausage

nor can cheese be made of potato or carrot
it's sausage made from oats and it's not cheese made from potato or carrot, it's cheese made from potato AND carrot.

Esrac posted...
So...

Do you have Pica or something?
Dumb.

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TheLiarParadox
10/15/20 12:33:46 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
ok brb while i snack on this banana made from cow tongue and peanut butter made from quail eggs
Sounds interesting. What is your process to make a banana from a cow tongue and PB from quail eggs?


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Dark_SilverX
10/15/20 12:35:09 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
ok brb while i snack on this banana made from cow tongue and peanut butter made from quail eggs
that sounds so delicious and exotic

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coh
10/15/20 12:37:03 AM
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lol vegans
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TheLiarParadox
10/15/20 3:02:58 AM
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coh posted...
lol vegans
Can you elaborate?

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EzeDoesIt
10/15/20 8:23:35 AM
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TheLiarParadox posted...


Today, I experimented with adding some tapioca starch and konjac gum for some bounce but it just ended up a little gummier. I also put too much water in and it took forever to cook off. I need to investigate how they get the Just Egg to cook so fast. This one tasted better, though I did have a tad too much black salt. I need to get better at going with a lighter touch of that stuff.

I also put some potato and carrot cheese on it.

@EzeDoesIt

And I made a sausage oatcake for @DuranOfForcena ;)

Looks yummy. Is that spinach on top?

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The Trent
10/15/20 8:30:06 AM
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TheLiarParadox posted...
it's sausage made from oats and it's not cheese made from potato or carrot, it's cheese made from potato AND carrot.

hahahahahahaha


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The Trent
10/15/20 8:30:41 AM
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i believe tonight i shall have a steak made from corn, raspberries and jalapenos

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TheLiarParadox
10/15/20 11:34:51 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Looks yummy. Is that spinach on top?
Thanks. It sure is.

The Trent posted...
i believe tonight i shall have a steak made from corn, raspberries and jalapenos
I don't see how that would work. The raspberries might lend some color but would be too tart. The corn and jalapenos don't really add much of anything. What are you doing for structure, protein, fat content, and flavor?

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The Trent
10/15/20 11:37:57 AM
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i fill in the blanks with imagination

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kingdrake2
10/15/20 11:47:59 AM
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i know the food isn't actual sausage and eggs but it's awful close to the real deal.
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TheLiarParadox
10/15/20 12:03:51 PM
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The Trent posted...
i fill in the blanks with imagination
You gave the same exact uninspired response as the other guy. I don't mind ridicule from pedants but come on.

kingdrake2 posted...
i know the food isn't actual sausage and eggs but it's awful close to the real deal.
I wouldn't go that far, though the companies with millions of dollars behind their R&D have certainly gotten there. I just shoot for close enough while remaining cost-effective and these things do that.

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The Trent
10/15/20 12:04:46 PM
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what other guy
i didn't read this topic bro

also to be clear this isn't ridicule about what you're eating but what you're pretending you're eating

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Shinnokxz
10/15/20 12:14:00 PM
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I thought mung was the stuff that comes out when you press down on a pregnant woman
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hockeybub89
10/15/20 12:14:35 PM
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TheLiarParadox
10/15/20 12:17:13 PM
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The Trent posted...
what other guy
i didn't read this topic bro
I know, buddy. Trust me, I know.

also to be clear this isn't ridicule about what you're eating but what you're pretending you're eating
And to be clear, I don't mind the ridicule for any reason. It's just a little repetitive and disappointing to see the same responses... over and over.

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The Trent
10/15/20 12:18:12 PM
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i'm sorry
enjoy your snausages

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EzeDoesIt
10/15/20 7:25:03 PM
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TheLiarParadox posted...
Thanks. It sure is.

Nice! Leafy spinach is a favorite of mine.

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