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NeonOctopus 10/13/20 6:02:12 PM #1: |
Being he's the king and the special once-every-100-years Gerudo. Like does he snap his fingers and a Gerudo babe will just waltz into his throne room and spread up for him? >_> Do you think all da Gerudo thots want to bang him cuz it would be like banging a celeb? lol
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JM_14_GOW 10/13/20 6:05:28 PM #2: |
I might be wrong but isnt Ganondorf the only male ever? I havent heard an in game story of a male Gerudo that wasnt Ganondorf. So short answer, I guess he has his own harem lol.
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Irony 10/13/20 6:06:39 PM #3: |
JM_14_GOW posted...
I might be wrong but isnt Ganondorf the only male ever? I havent heard an in game story of a male Gerudo that wasnt Ganondorf. So short answer, I guess he has his own harem lol.Every 100 years a male is born --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JM_14_GOW 10/13/20 6:07:37 PM #4: |
Irony posted...
Every 100 years a male is bornNo, I know the legend of every 100 years. Im just saying in all Zelda games Ganon is literally always the only male. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 10/13/20 6:08:06 PM #5: |
I don't think he got laid, Ganondorf was an incel.
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Lukey_Bug 10/13/20 6:08:19 PM #6: |
I thought they just went out and fucked whoever they wanted.
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Irony 10/13/20 6:09:02 PM #7: |
JM_14_GOW posted...
No, I know the legend of every 100 years. Im just saying in all Zelda games Ganon is literally always the only male.Most Zeldas don't really have sequels that would cover it --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VonOrdelia 10/13/20 6:09:22 PM #8: |
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Strider102 10/13/20 6:10:12 PM #9: |
I mean, who wouldn't?
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Tyranthraxus 10/13/20 6:11:07 PM #10: |
Don't think Ganondorf fucked anyone. It's implied they exile the male. The gerudo women have to leave the desert to find a mate.
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NeonOctopus 10/13/20 6:11:32 PM #11: |
Lukey_Bug posted...
I thought they just went out and fucked whoever they wanted.I mean they did, but they can have side pieces when they're off-duty from fucking Ganondorf --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 10/13/20 6:12:10 PM #12: |
VonOrdelia posted...
Yes, I remember Zelda telling Link about itErr....can you elaborate on this? I don't remember this lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 10/13/20 6:13:06 PM #13: |
I assumed Ganondorf had no interest in it all.
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NeonOctopus 10/13/20 6:13:12 PM #14: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
Don't think Ganondorf fucked anyone. It's implied they exile the male. The gerudo women have to leave the desert to find a mate.The lore specifically states that the male must be king of the Gerudos. Nabooru was just being a traitor. I think everyone else was loyal to Ganondorf --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VonOrdelia 10/13/20 6:14:04 PM #15: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Err....can you elaborate on this? I don't remember this lolYou don't remember when you meet Zelda in the Castle and she's like "That guy's evil and also he fucks Gerudos constantly" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pokedude900 10/13/20 6:14:09 PM #16: |
The story is that once every 100 years, a male Gerudo is born and is destined to be their king. And indeed Ganodorf was their leader during OoT. But according to an official BotW book, no male Gerudo was ever born again after Ganondorf (presumably because he never truly died).
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NeonOctopus 10/14/20 7:13:42 PM #17: |
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Gamerguymass 10/14/20 7:21:48 PM #18: |
I mean I know its just a game, but Nintendo clearly doesn't understand genetics if the only people available to breed with for the Gerudo women aren't Gerudo themselves. They would literally be breeding themselves out of existence.
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Funkydog 10/14/20 7:24:16 PM #19: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I mean I know its just a game, but Nintendo clearly doesn't understand genetics if the only people available to breed with for the Gerudo women aren't Gerudo themselves. They would literally be breeding themselves out of existence.Maybe they make Gerudo babies no matter the partner? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 10/14/20 7:25:24 PM #20: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I mean I know its just a game, but Nintendo clearly doesn't understand genetics if the only people available to breed with for the Gerudo women aren't Gerudo themselves. They would literally be breeding themselves out of existence.In BotW, the babies are always Gerudos. I guess the Gerudo gene is super dominant >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 10/14/20 7:25:27 PM #21: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I mean I know its just a game, but Nintendo clearly doesn't understand genetics if the only people available to breed with for the Gerudo women aren't Gerudo themselves. They would literally be breeding themselves out of existence.They're magic desert elves. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Endgame 10/14/20 7:26:19 PM #22: |
A Stone of Truth says Gerudo visit Hyrule Castle Town to seduce men.
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Jshipp24 10/14/20 7:26:37 PM #23: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I mean I know its just a game, but Nintendo clearly doesn't understand genetics if the only people available to breed with for the Gerudo women aren't Gerudo themselves. They would literally be breeding themselves out of existence.Not sure if its stated anywhere or not, but I always assumed that gerudo women always gave birth to gerudo babies regardless of who they mated with. Kinda like the Asari from mass effect. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakonBitz 10/14/20 7:29:20 PM #24: |
Jshipp24 posted...
This. For some magical reason the Gerudo gene is super strong that it never gets diluted. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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discodancer77 10/14/20 7:30:39 PM #25: |
in OoT the Gerudo sage (forget her name) basically implied shed f*** young Link if only he was a bit older
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The_Korey 10/14/20 7:30:47 PM #26: |
kuwab0 posted...
I don't think he got laid, Ganondorf was an incel. Funny, but doesn't work. When you are literally king of women who legit adore you, the "involuntary" half "involuntarily celibate" doesn't exist. It kould not be more of a choice. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 10/14/20 7:34:54 PM #27: |
Didn't the female Gerudos go kidnap men and make them sex prisoners?
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CapnMuffin 10/14/20 7:44:38 PM #28: |
Gerudo seduce men to maintain their numbers or otherwise find a mate. And since the centennial male is typically unavailable. But when he is I imagine he has a much sought after D.
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NeonOctopus 10/14/20 7:47:54 PM #29: |
discodancer77 posted...
in OoT the Gerudo sage (forget her name) basically implied shed f*** young Link if only he was a bit olderDude, everyone wanted to fuck Link in Ocarina of Time >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 10/14/20 7:49:16 PM #30: |
No, OOT Ganondorf is a virgin.
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