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JBaLLEN66
10/14/20 5:03:13 PM
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What if she's not on BC so she can purposely get pregnant and keep me from escaping Nashville :(

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Smackems
10/14/20 5:03:53 PM
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I'm not

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Lost_All_Senses
10/14/20 5:03:56 PM
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Get a vasectomy and keep it on the hush

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nativengine
10/14/20 5:05:42 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Get a vasectomy and keep it on the hush
This, and if she does get pregnant you know shes a cheater.

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kingdrake2
10/14/20 5:09:23 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
keep me from escaping Nashville


you can always escape until you appear on maury. best hope she cheats after that.
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Cleo_II
10/14/20 5:12:01 PM
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Why are you with her? Youre always complaining about her and iirc you posted about breaking up with her a while back. You seem to have nothing but contempt for her.
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FursonaNonGrata
10/14/20 5:12:56 PM
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Is she not impressed with your poser truck

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Lost_All_Senses
10/14/20 5:13:50 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Why are you with her? Youre always complaining about her and iirc you posted about breaking up with her a while back. You seem to have nothing but contempt for her.

Probably scared of commitment, but wants to look more in control of his emotions. And this is the result.

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skermac
10/14/20 5:14:19 PM
#9:


Wear a condom!

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g0ldie
10/14/20 5:14:31 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Why are you with her? Youre always complaining about her and iirc you posted about breaking up with her a while back. You seem to have nothing but contempt for her.
some people just like being miserable and having something to complain about

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JBaLLEN66
10/14/20 5:15:58 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Why are you with her? Youre always complaining about her and iirc you posted about breaking up with her a while back. You seem to have nothing but contempt for her.

beats being FA and I only see her like 3 days out of the week lol

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BloodMoon7
10/14/20 5:21:04 PM
#12:


Most people die in the same place they've lived in. Don't worry TC, you'll spend the rest of your existence in Nashville.

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Pikachu_Vought
10/14/20 5:30:14 PM
#13:


dip your balls in hot but not boiling water for 30 minutes before having sex with her.

cooked eggs, no kids mess
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JBaLLEN66
10/14/20 5:38:59 PM
#14:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Most people die in the same place they've lived in. Don't worry TC, you'll spend the rest of your existence in Nashville.

I'm leaving next month lol

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Jabodie
10/14/20 5:41:53 PM
#15:


You what they say: fear is the best birth control.

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Gamerguymass
10/14/20 5:45:46 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I'm leaving next month lol

Were you planning on telling her first?

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JBaLLEN66
10/14/20 5:47:15 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Were you planning on telling her first?

I did and she dropped the I had my period late bomb on me afterwards

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ChrisTaka
10/14/20 5:48:36 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
What if she's not on BC so she can purposely get pregnant and keep me from escaping Nashville :(


Step 1: fake your death
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit

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Corrupt_Power
10/14/20 5:49:27 PM
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Do you intend to keep up a long distance relationship after you leave? If not, just break it off now.
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JBaLLEN66
10/14/20 5:58:08 PM
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Corrupt_Power posted...
Do you intend to keep up a long distance relationship after you leave? If not, just break it off now.

she says she wants to come after her lease ends this summer

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_Daydream
10/14/20 6:03:03 PM
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You might have an anxiety disorder.

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JBaLLEN66
10/15/20 3:46:59 PM
#22:


I didn't use a condom at all :(

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thronedfire2
10/15/20 3:47:37 PM
#23:


JBaLLEN66 posted...
beats being FA and I only see her like 3 days out of the week lol

she's already banging Chad

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JBaLLEN66
10/15/20 3:48:45 PM
#24:


thronedfire2 posted...
she's already banging Chad

She's already tried to replace me and she failed miserably lol

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RIPVyseCity
10/15/20 4:38:07 PM
#25:


JBaLLEN66 posted...
I didn't use a condom at all :(

Babynames.com
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PokemonExpert44
10/15/20 4:38:58 PM
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RIPVyseCity posted...
Babynames.com
This

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/15/20 4:39:37 PM
#27:


I always wear a condom except for when it slips off in my sleep.
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emblem boy
10/15/20 4:40:36 PM
#28:


I swear I can't tell if TC's topics are ever real or not
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