Current Events > Wiping - do you stand or sit while doing it?

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Ryven 10/15/20 1:03:40 AM #1:	Well? Stand Sit Well? - Results (50 votes) Stand 36% (18 votes) 18 Sit 64% (32 votes) 32 Listening to a podcast a while back and apparently this is a situation where most people in either group were unaware of the other group Ps, i'm a stander. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:945871063] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote> Well? Stand Sit Vote View Results Well? - Results (50 votes) Stand 36% (18 votes) 18 Sit 64% (32 votes) 32 Show Voting Form Listening to a podcast a while back and apparently this is a situation where most people in either group were unaware of the other group Ps, i'm a stander. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 10/15/20 1:05:16 AM #2:	sit. the standing method is baffling to me. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:945871092] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>sit. the standing method is baffling to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/15/20 1:05:28 AM #3:	I used to stand until I learned that you wipe more asshole by sitting --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:945871095] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>I used to stand until I learned that you wipe more asshole by sitting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 10/15/20 1:06:13 AM #4:	Why on Earth would you sit? --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:945871111] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Why on Earth would you sit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 10/15/20 1:07:03 AM #5:	People stand and do it..... LMFAOOO --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:945871125] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>People stand and do it..... LMFAOOO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 10/15/20 1:07:41 AM #6:	Standing forces your cheeks back together (unless you're doing some akward stance). Sitting keeps then spread so you can clean better. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:945871137] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Standing forces your cheeks back together (unless you're doing some akward stance). Sitting keeps then spread so you can clean better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 10/15/20 1:07:43 AM #7:	The real question: Crumple or fold. If you really wanna rile it up? Over or under? --- https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:945871139] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>The real question: Crumple or fold. If you really wanna rile it up? Over or under? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 10/15/20 1:08:08 AM #8:	What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing? --- Had to get a bike, had to paint it red. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:945871149] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/15/20 1:09:53 AM #9:	Lmao, I lay on the floor like a normal person --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:945871188] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Lmao, I lay on the floor like a normal person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 10/15/20 1:10:34 AM #10:	Lukey_Bug posted... What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing? I think so? --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:945871197] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing?</quote> I think so? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/15/20 1:14:32 AM #11:	What kind of uncivilized Neanderthal doesnt do both simultaneously? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:945871277] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>What kind of uncivilized Neanderthal doesnt do both simultaneously? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 10/15/20 1:14:54 AM #12:	Lukey_Bug posted... What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing? No, you like, stand up. I feel like sitting would be more inefficient because you'd have to put the toilet paper under, then pull it out to look, then put it back under. Standing makes things a bit more streamlined. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:945871285] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>What does standing imply? I lightly lift my ass off the seat while wiping. Does that count as standing?</quote>No, you like, stand up. I feel like sitting would be more inefficient because you'd have to put the toilet paper under, then pull it out to look, then put it back under. Standing makes things a bit more streamlined. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/15/20 1:20:25 AM #13:	I wrap the towel rack with TP and grind it while I do a handstand --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:945871417] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>I wrap the towel rack with TP and grind it while I do a handstand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 10/15/20 1:21:15 AM #14:	If you are civilized and use a bidet, wiping is only used to check if you're clean and standing is a much more comfortable way to wipe. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:945871437] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>If you are civilized and use a bidet, wiping is only used to check if you're clean and standing is a much more comfortable way to wipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 10/15/20 1:22:29 AM #15:	So if you sit, do you wipe from back to front and sometimes get shit on your balls? <cite>bknight posted [p:945871468] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>So if you sit, do you wipe from back to front and sometimes get shit on your balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/15/20 1:24:14 AM #16:	Damn_Underscore posted... If you are civilized and use a bidet, wiping is only used to check if you're clean and standing is a much more comfortable way to wipe. Imagine losing your ass virginity to a pressured spray of water up your butt --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:945871494] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>If you are civilized and use a bidet, wiping is only used to check if you're clean and standing is a much more comfortable way to wipe.</quote>Imagine losing your ass virginity to a pressured spray of water up your butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/15/20 1:37:54 AM #17:	MabusIncarnate posted... Imagine losing your ass virginity to a pressured spray of water up your butt ... are you saving it for a special fella? --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:945871745] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine losing your ass virginity to a pressured spray of water up your butt</quote> ... are you saving it for a special fella? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 10/15/20 7:16:03 AM #18:	bknight posted... So if you sit, do you wipe from back to front and sometimes get shit on your balls? --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:945876181] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>So if you sit, do you wipe from back to front and sometimes get shit on your balls?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 10/15/20 8:24:59 AM #19:	I lean slightly to da front --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:945877285] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>I lean slightly to da front</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 10/15/20 8:29:22 AM #20:	Front to back > --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:945877371] in Wiping - d... [t:79041283]...</cite> <quote>Front to back > </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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