Current Events > Every US president enters a game of Survivor. Who wins?

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TheHoldSteady 10/20/20 10:54:20 PM #1:	I think LBJ would take it tbh --- If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:946098859] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>I think LBJ would take it tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 10/20/20 10:55:33 PM #2:	I want to see Teddy Roosevelt take on Andrew Jackson. Big Stick vs Old Hickory. --- #1 Kaiju Fangirl https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:946098895] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>I want to see Teddy Roosevelt take on Andrew Jackson. Big Stick vs Old Hickory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 10/20/20 10:55:44 PM #3:	Teddy never masturbated because he always had a willing woman, but this fantasy is what got him up in his later years. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:946098903] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Teddy never masturbated because he always had a willing woman, but this fantasy is what got him up in his later years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 10/20/20 10:56:08 PM #4:	Teddy would absolutely dominate, socially and physically --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (7) \| THE Ohio State: \| Las Vegas Raiders: 3-2 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:946098925] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Teddy would absolutely dominate, socially and physically</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 10/20/20 10:56:25 PM #5:	Abe Lincoln k --- https://imgur.com/xNf1K9h <cite>Kelystic posted [p:946098939] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Abe Lincoln k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/20/20 10:56:41 PM #6:	Lincoln was said to be quite the brawler i think when he was younger. He might win <cite>Zikten posted [p:946098944] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Lincoln was said to be quite the brawler i think when he was younger. He might win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor 10/20/20 10:56:43 PM #7:	Teddy Roosevelt Dude literally got shot mid speech and kept going <cite>Rathinor posted [p:946098945] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Teddy Roosevelt Dude literally got shot mid speech and kept going </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/20/20 10:56:59 PM #8:	Didn't Lincoln win like 300 wrestling matches? I bet he can take a bear. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:946098953] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Didn't Lincoln win like 300 wrestling matches? I bet he can take a bear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHoldSteady 10/20/20 10:57:14 PM #9:	Buchanan out first Trump cheats and gets disqualified early Teddy makes it to the final two just by dominating immunity challenges LBJ gives everyone the Johnson treatment on a way to an easy win --- If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:946098959] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Buchanan out first Trump cheats and gets disqualified early Teddy makes it to the final two just by dominating immunity challenges LBJ gives everyone the Johnson treatment on a way to an easy win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 10/20/20 10:57:42 PM #10:	Yeah, probably Teddy, based on what little I know of how Survivor works. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:946098971] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, probably Teddy, based on what little I know of how Survivor works. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 10/20/20 10:58:14 PM #11:	George HW Bush was the director of the CIA, so he'd probably be like Jack Baur, Sam Fisher, and/or Solid Snake --- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:946098990] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>George HW Bush was the director of the CIA, so he'd probably be like Jack Baur, Sam Fisher, and/or Solid Snake </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 10/20/20 10:58:23 PM #12:	FDR --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:946098995] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>FDR </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/20/20 10:58:45 PM #13:	Oh you meant like the actual TV show. I was picturing a battle <cite>Zikten posted [p:946099005] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Oh you meant like the actual TV show. I was picturing a battle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PepsiWithCoke 10/20/20 10:58:53 PM #14:	Prime or as they were as president? --- https://imgur.com/fEKRafh https://imgur.com/hgwNfD8 https://imgur.com/cgQKJhR https://imgur.com/0CU0ivF <cite>PepsiWithCoke posted [p:946099012] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Prime or as they were as president? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/20/20 10:58:56 PM #15:	Lets not forget that Washington was an ubermensch of his time. Either him of Teddy. <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:946099014] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Lets not forget that Washington was an ubermensch of his time. Either him of Teddy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/20/20 11:00:02 PM #16:	dont know, but i'd definitely want jimmy carter on my team. guy would have a house built in the first episode. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:946099053] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>dont know, but i'd definitely want jimmy carter on my team. guy would have a house built in the first episode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 10/20/20 11:01:42 PM #17:	Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals --- #1 Kaiju Fangirl https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:946099108] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHoldSteady 10/20/20 11:03:59 PM #18:	William Henry Harrison either surprises everyone by making it into the final ten or does something stupid dangerous early on and gets himself severely injured Nixon is the Uber heel no one trusts and makes it near the end Kennedy is the well-liked friend to all but his back screws him in immunity challenges --- If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:946099194] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>William Henry Harrison either surprises everyone by making it into the final ten or does something stupid dangerous early on and gets himself severely injured Nixon is the Uber heel no one trusts and makes it near the end Kennedy is the well-liked friend to all but his back screws him in immunity challenges </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor 10/20/20 11:04:00 PM #19:	AlisLandale posted... I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals Trump would see Nixon getting away with cheating, then try the same exact thing himself and get caught <cite>Rathinor posted [p:946099196] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals</quote>Trump would see Nixon getting away with cheating, then try the same exact thing himself and get caught </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/20/20 11:04:29 PM #20:	AlisLandale posted... Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals you probably wouldn't need to vote him off. teddy was a lunatic who only survived the spanish american war through sheer luck; there's a high chance he'd do something stupid, bust his ass, and have to leave the show. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:946099204] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals</quote>you probably wouldn't need to vote him off. teddy was a lunatic who only survived the spanish american war through sheer luck; there's a high chance he'd do something stupid, bust his ass, and have to leave the show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 10/20/20 11:06:15 PM #21:	I'd put $20 on Andrew Jackson --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:946099255] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>I'd put $20 on Andrew Jackson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor 10/20/20 11:06:24 PM #22:	monkmith posted... who only survived the spanish american war through sheer luck Dude literally got shot in the chest, asked the shooter calmly "why?" and then gave a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital That's not luck <cite>Rathinor posted [p:946099260] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>who only survived the spanish american war through sheer luck</quote>Dude literally got shot in the chest, asked the shooter calmly "why?" and then gave a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital That's not luck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/20/20 11:09:20 PM #23:	Rathinor posted... Dude literally got shot in the chest, asked the shooter calmly "why?" and then gave a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital That's not luck ...that bullet went through a thick coat, a thick 50 page speech, and a metal glasses case, before lodging in the meat of his chest. it was literally a minor flesh wound. how is that not the definition of lucky? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:946099358] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Rathinor posted... </cite> <quote>Dude literally got shot in the chest, asked the shooter calmly "why?" and then gave a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital That's not luck</quote>...that bullet went through a thick coat, a thick 50 page speech, and a metal glasses case, before lodging in the meat of his chest. it was literally a minor flesh wound. how is that not the definition of lucky? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 10/20/20 11:11:34 PM #24:	AlisLandale posted... Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals Implying whatever team he's on would ever lose. --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (7) \| THE Ohio State: \| Las Vegas Raiders: 3-2 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:946099431] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals </quote> Implying whatever team he's on would ever lose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/20/20 11:18:53 PM #25:	Washington coalition would be really strong. I think the Founding Father presidents would band together and they would get a lot of hanger onners that didn't fit elsewhere. Jackson would lead a faction of most presidents up through Lincoln. Lincoln would lead a faction of most republicans. Teddy and Reagan would try to start their own faction / take over lincoln's party. Wilson would take most of the democrats from Lincoln to him, plus some of those who didn't support Jackson. Eisenhower would pull most of the post Wilson presidents through Reagan, with some help of LBJ but they would split early. JFK is seen as too big of a threat and is kicked out early. Most of the post Reagan presidents are kicked off early. Obama is probably first off the island, or at least is off as soon as he loses an immunity challenge. I don't think many of the former presidents would like him there. Clinton could slime his way into any faction potentially. Donald injures himself first immunity challenge. Ends with Jefferson winning, the Founding Fathers coalition stand firm until the end when Jefferson out politics Washington. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:946099656] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Washington coalition would be really strong. I think the Founding Father presidents would band together and they would get a lot of hanger onners that didn't fit elsewhere. Jackson would lead a faction of most presidents up through Lincoln. Lincoln would lead a faction of most republicans. Teddy and Reagan would try to start their own faction / take over lincoln's party. Wilson would take most of the democrats from Lincoln to him, plus some of those who didn't support Jackson. Eisenhower would pull most of the post Wilson presidents through Reagan, with some help of LBJ but they would split early. JFK is seen as too big of a threat and is kicked out early. Most of the post Reagan presidents are kicked off early. Obama is probably first off the island, or at least is off as soon as he loses an immunity challenge. I don't think many of the former presidents would like him there. Clinton could slime his way into any faction potentially. Donald injures himself first immunity challenge. Ends with Jefferson winning, the Founding Fathers coalition stand firm until the end when Jefferson out politics Washington. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 10/20/20 11:20:21 PM #26:	Trump gives them all Covid and they all die. Thats how the stats work --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:946099707] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Trump gives them all Covid and they all die. Thats how the stats work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/20/20 11:23:09 PM #27:	TheHoldSteady posted... I think LBJ would take it tbh Only if Richard Nixon doesn't take it. Nixon is one of the most shrewd sociopaths ever to be President. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:946099793] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>TheHoldSteady posted... </cite> <quote>I think LBJ would take it tbh</quote>Only if Richard Nixon doesn't take it. Nixon is one of the most shrewd sociopaths ever to be President. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 10/20/20 11:30:23 PM #28:	Teddy was a complete Chad. --- https://imgur.com/i9oVpG0 <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:946100028] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Teddy was a complete Chad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Northlane 10/20/20 11:30:37 PM #29:	Teddy obviously --- Los Angeles Lakers \| Seventeen Championships I've watched 6 of em: 2000, 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010, 2020 <cite>Northlane posted [p:946100034] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Teddy obviously </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/21/20 3:07:56 AM #30:	Gerald Ford is the dumb jock player that gets blindsided thinking hes going to blindside a power player <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:946104575] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Gerald Ford is the dumb jock player that gets blindsided thinking hes going to blindside a power player </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 10/21/20 3:10:01 AM #31:	AlisLandale posted... Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals Yes to both of these --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:946104603] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Though to be fair, Teddy and his ilk are getting voted out early because the weaker players dont want to deal with him in the late game. I could see Tricky Dick making it to the finals</quote>Yes to both of these </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/21/20 3:19:52 AM #32:	Trump just buys everyone out by giving them double the prize money --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:946104753] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Trump just buys everyone out by giving them double the prize money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 10/21/20 4:50:15 AM #33:	Isn't Andrew Jackson the only one that has dueled people and killed them or beat down his assassins? --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:946105943] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Andrew Jackson the only one that has dueled people and killed them or beat down his assassins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 10/21/20 5:04:08 AM #34:	Taft would tank every attacker. You would have to send Teddy, Jackson and Lincoln at once to try and bring him down --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L @ me and ask me about my cool shirt! <cite>Middle hope posted [p:946106127] in Every US p... [t:79053014]...</cite> <quote>Taft would tank every attacker. You would have to send Teddy, Jackson and Lincoln at once to try and bring him down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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