Current Events > Scenario: You discover everyone in your family was wearing red when they died.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 6:27:27 PM
#1:


Would it make you stop wearing red?


You're playing your favorite video game one day when you see your brother or cousin or something preparing great big hefty boxes of something.

You ask him what he is doing and he says "Oh I'm just donating everything red that I own to Goodwill."

"Why are you doing that?" You ask

And he says "Well it just hit me you know that everyone in our family who has passed away was wearing red when they kicked it, so I figured, why take the chance eh? No red - no dead!"

"Oh Tish, pshawnonsense." you reply "That's absurd and anyway there's no way that's the case."

But then you look into it and discover it's true. From yesterday to your ancient ancestors. If there is any kind of record that in anyway demonstrates what they were wearing, photos/obituary/medical reports etc every single member of your family line who has ever died is purported to have been wearing at least 1 item of red clothing at the time.



How do you react?
Would it affect what you wear?

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StarReaper13
10/22/20 6:30:15 PM
#2:


Depends on the most common causes of death were.

I've seen enough media to know that actively trying to avoid such a fate often causes you to put yourself in the position to make it come true.

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Shotgunnova
10/22/20 6:31:06 PM
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troll_swag
10/22/20 6:31:21 PM
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BLLLLLAAAAAATTTT

Wuz popping slime?

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garan
10/22/20 6:31:41 PM
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I don't wear much red anyway, so this is an easy sacrifice.
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BloodMoon7
10/22/20 6:32:14 PM
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I don't have any red. Too bright. I wear black mostly.

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HighOnSolar
10/22/20 6:34:52 PM
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guess I cant wear my lucky bright red thong any more

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 7:25:30 PM
#8:


HighOnSolar posted...
guess I cant wear my lucky bright red thong any more
Well you can

But would you?

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uwnim
10/22/20 7:27:53 PM
#9:


Like all avoiding red will likely do is cause you to die in some way that causes like red paint or something to get on you.

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Choco
10/22/20 7:29:48 PM
#10:


i don't wear red anyway

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discodancer77
10/22/20 7:31:18 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Perfect

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Solid Snake07
10/22/20 7:32:26 PM
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I never wear red anyway. Dont like how it looks on me

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sktgamer_13dude
10/22/20 7:35:41 PM
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I wear red almost every day because I fly my schools colors so rip me I guess.
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UnfairRepresent
10/23/20 4:50:53 AM
#14:


Dead even so far

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HighOnSolar
10/23/20 2:09:27 PM
#15:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Well you can

But would you?
I mean I guess. Like my granpappy always said, its better to go out with your boots on and your thong tucked.

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Ricemills
10/23/20 2:11:14 PM
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I've seen enough star trek episodes to never wear red.

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UnfairRepresent
10/24/20 4:34:20 AM
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Ricemills posted...
I've seen enough star trek episodes to never wear red.
ehh that was always exaggerated

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nfearurspecimn
10/24/20 4:44:02 AM
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I would find it much more likely that my family just likes the color red so much that they wear it every chance they get (or at least when they're participating in risky behavior). *shrug*

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monkeysRfunny
10/24/20 6:06:20 AM
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I don't understand this but it seems to have some relevance



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UnfairRepresent
10/25/20 8:25:52 PM
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Poll is dead even so far

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3PiesAndAFork
10/25/20 8:31:27 PM
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Even if you don't wear the red, a gunshot wound would cause what you're wearing to turn red anyways. So no, it wouldn't.

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Master_Bass
10/25/20 8:34:12 PM
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I'd stop wearing red to prove to my ancestors that you'll die anyway.

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GGuirao13
10/28/20 3:54:13 AM
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Coincidence.

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