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NeonOctopus 10/24/20 7:54:49 AM #1:	https://webmshare.com/play/6VNEz Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:946235121] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>https://webmshare.com/play/6VNEz Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/24/20 7:55:17 AM #2:	this is copypasta --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:946235131] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>this is copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 10/24/20 7:55:40 AM #3:	Is this copy pasta or have you just posted this before? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:946235137] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>Is this copy pasta or have you just posted this before? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 10/24/20 7:56:30 AM #4:	The_Creep_2020 posted... Is this copy pasta or have you just posted this before? yes --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:946235149] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this copy pasta or have you just posted this before?</quote>yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 10/24/20 7:57:37 AM #5:	Fair enough --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:946235167] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>Fair enough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/24/20 8:09:08 AM #6:	what, say what you want about her face but her body was off the chain in that scene --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:946235343] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>what, say what you want about her face but her body was off the chain in that scene </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 10/24/20 8:13:16 AM #7:	That pasta can speak for itself. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:946235419] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>That pasta can speak for itself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 10/24/20 8:22:00 AM #8:	Kind of reminds me of a white Grace Jones. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:946235547] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>Kind of reminds me of a white Grace Jones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 10/24/20 8:24:46 AM #9:	PrettyBoyFloyd posted... Kind of reminds me of a white Grace Jones. Wheres the downside? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:946235587] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>PrettyBoyFloyd posted... </cite> <quote>Kind of reminds me of a white Grace Jones.</quote>Wheres the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 10/24/20 8:38:53 AM #10:	The_Creep_2020 posted... Wheres the downside? Jones had a good body but a face and persona that looked like she'd fuck you up if she wanted. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:946235819] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Wheres the downside?</quote> Jones had a good body but a face and persona that looked like she'd fuck you up if she wanted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 10/24/20 8:42:28 AM #11:	PrettyBoyFloyd posted... Jones had a good body but a face and persona that looked like she'd fuck you up if she wanted. Wheres the downside? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:946235880] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>PrettyBoyFloyd posted... </cite> <quote>Jones had a good body but a face and persona that looked like she'd fuck you up if she wanted.</quote>Wheres the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 10/24/20 8:54:40 AM #12:	Shablagoo posted... what, say what you want about her face but her body was off the chain in that scene Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body --- https://imgur.com/Fbusl2a <cite>SwayM posted [p:946236131] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>what, say what you want about her face but her body was off the chain in that scene</quote> Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/24/20 5:17:37 PM #13:	SwayM posted... Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body lmao --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:946251932] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted...</cite> <quote> Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body </quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/24/20 5:19:59 PM #14:	I laughed --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:946252014] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>I laughed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/24/20 5:23:02 PM #15:	SwayM posted... Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body super slim with no ass or tits pass. <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:946252125] in Imagine be... [t:79060071]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted... </cite> <quote> Seriously. What straight dude is turning down this body</quote> super slim with no ass or tits pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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