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I'm strangely good at picking out spelling mistakes on official documents. I like to piss off the safety guy at work by pointing them out. Example: A document about wearing respirators during powder transfers kept saying warn instead of worn. So I asked him what warn meant in context to respirator use, and he angrily tore down the notice and had to re-distribute it.

I'm also really good at parallel parking. I've even gotten a compliment from an old guy after getting out of my car. He said that, because of how young I looked, he was going to direct me but then saw that I actually knew what I was doing.

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Fuck me, I guess.

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I get compliments on my voice nonstop, people point out how it doesn't match up with my very prominent baby face. People telling me I should do radio, friends telling me to start a podcast, coworkers saying how nice it is when I page over the intercom. Girlfriends telling me to not hang up just yet, a girl I was hooking up with told me she relieved herself one night while we were on the phone and I was just telling her about my day. BIG COMPLIMENT.

Most recently, I had a patient on the phone tell me my voice was nice, and to "Keep talking, baby" when I started to quiet down as I worked through their insurance. Just mumbling and humming and thinking out loud like "Hmmm okay birthday is correct... brand not generic... yada yada yada... bin this, group that... no longer active so I'll just get rid of that one... hurry up and refresh you stupid thing."

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I can pinch a turd like seven times, comes out in bite size pieces... easier on the plumbing

@castironpipes

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R1masher posted...

I can pinch a turd like seven times, comes out in bite size pieces... easier on the plumbing

@castironpipes

Bet you would make a wicked catcher.

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Flockaveli posted...

I get compliments on my voice nonstop, people point out how it doesn't match up with my very prominent baby face. People telling me I should do radio, friends telling me to start a podcast, coworkers saying how nice it is when I page over the intercom. Girlfriends telling me to not hang up just yet, a girl I was hooking up with told me she relieved herself one night while we were on the phone and I was just telling her about my day. BIG COMPLIMENT.

Most recently, I had a patient on the phone tell me my voice was nice, and to "Keep talking, baby" when I started to quiet down as I worked through their insurance. Just mumbling and humming and thinking out loud like "Hmmm okay birthday is correct... brand not generic... yada yada yada... bin this, group that... no longer active so I'll just get rid of that one... hurry up and refresh you stupid thing."

Make us a voice recording

I would say Im pretty great at everything and get compliments on everything. Im so great. The greatest, probably the best in the history of time.

Alteres posted...

Bet you would make a wicked catcher.

I aint got the knees for it, Id be better in left field

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Returning_CEmen posted...

I would say Im pretty great at everything and get compliments on everything. Im so great. The greatest, probably the best in the history of time.

Trump is that you?

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Im actually really good at cooking pasta.