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LightningAce11
10/26/20 12:46:22 AM
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Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish created in experimental breeding programmes have invaded a Belgian cemetery.

Hundreds of the duplicating crustaceans, which can dig down to up to a metre and are always female, pose a deadly threat to local biodiversity after colonising a historic Antwerp graveyard.

"It's impossible to round up all of them. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a thimble," said Kevin Scheers, of the Flemish Institute for Nature and Woodland Research.


https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/escaped-cloned-female-mutant-crayfish-take-over-belgian-cemetery/YZDGK4GTJKKML7Y76OELOTHGPA/
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Strider102
10/26/20 12:47:18 AM
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Final boss of 2020?

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twitterfriends
10/26/20 12:50:23 AM
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How do they self duplicate... we should make them bigger so theres a bigger protein source

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RedJackson
10/26/20 12:51:48 AM
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Both the crayfish and tumours have "epigenetic mechanisms". This helps them adapt to different environments by switching certain genes on or off.

heh nice

Seriously though

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Medussa
10/26/20 12:53:03 AM
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do you want tribbles? because this is how you get tribbles.

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Strider102
10/26/20 12:54:04 AM
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Next thing you know they erupt at the end of 2020 and decide to merge together and begin destroying the planet as a collective.

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gunplagirl
10/26/20 12:55:11 AM
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This is how we will create god. By creating a super crustacean that will inevitably revert to a crab. And then, like crabs do they will only die if they get killed outright, diseased, or seriously injured. As such, if we can keep it alive for generations through many molts it will grow to untold sizes. And then we will follow it into battle against the heathens at Red Lobster.

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BatmanWTtP
10/26/20 12:56:59 AM
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Strider102
10/26/20 12:58:15 AM
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What if they join with the Covid infected Hornets?

I'm scared.

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Returning_CEmen
10/26/20 1:03:00 AM
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twitterfriends posted...
How do they self duplicate... we should make them bigger so theres a bigger protein source
Yes, then set them free in Florida and let nature take its course
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RedJackson
10/26/20 1:04:21 AM
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BatmanWTtP posted...

Take a look at this gem right here

wow I cant believe I forgot ;_;

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BloodMoon7
10/26/20 1:04:48 AM
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Teenage Mutant Cloning Crayfish!

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Chicken
10/26/20 1:05:25 AM
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what if they learn to bury themselves into the bodies and take control of them as a defense mechanism?

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Strider102
10/26/20 1:06:41 AM
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Chicken posted...
what if they learn to bury themselves into the bodies and take control of them as a defense mechanism?

My god

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The_Creep_2020
10/26/20 1:08:00 AM
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Parthenogenesis is awesome.

Some reptiles can do it as well.

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WingsOfGood
10/26/20 1:16:49 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
This is how we will create god. By creating a super crustacean that will inevitably revert to a crab. And then, like crabs do they will only die if they get killed outright, diseased, or seriously injured. As such, if we can keep it alive for generations through many molts it will grow to untold sizes. And then we will follow it into battle against the heathens at Red Lobster.

Giant enemy crab
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viewmaster_pi
10/26/20 1:20:11 AM
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i welcome our future crayfish waifu overlords

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DarkFists
10/26/20 1:21:25 AM
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Mutants were a mistake

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cjsdowg
10/26/20 1:22:14 AM
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Schwarz
10/26/20 1:27:16 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
And then we will follow it into battle against the heathens at Red Lobster.
I'm so in

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masterpug53
10/26/20 12:00:00 PM
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Gentlemen, behold! The final evolution of the marbled crayfish, and the harbinger of all our dooms:



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BakonBitz
10/26/20 12:07:52 PM
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Cloned Female Mutant Crayfish sounds like an awful ripoff of TMNT.
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Cobalt_Wasps
10/26/20 12:09:44 PM
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this is easily the best topic title ive ever read

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lolife67
10/26/20 12:15:45 PM
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So am I the only one wondering how they escaped to begin with?
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SolidShadow3
10/26/20 12:31:05 PM
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Atlantis has began its attack on the surface.

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CableZL
10/26/20 12:35:51 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Teenage Mutant Cloning Crayfish!
Crayfish in a Belgian... Cemetary

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