Current Events > Need to shit but this meeting is for another hour

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TeaMilk
10/27/20 1:54:06 PM
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It would literally be so satisfying to poop right now, but im going to have to suck it back in. I hate repressing poops, it always feels so unsatisfying when you finally go.

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nothanks1
10/27/20 1:59:05 PM
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I genuinely am disturbed at what you and fakecorn discuss in private
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TeaMilk
10/27/20 2:00:43 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I genuinely am disturbed at what you and fakecorn discuss in private
What?? How do you know what we talk about

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BlazinBlue88
10/27/20 2:09:25 PM
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Why can't you step away from the meeting? I do it all the time.

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nothanks1
10/27/20 2:24:26 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

What?? How do you know what we talk about

You talk about your love of buying me a pay

Also just leave your mic on and bring the laptop
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TeaMilk
10/27/20 4:03:59 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Why can't you step away from the meeting? I do it all the time.
I feel like they'd finally ask me a question or something right after I get up. I've never seen anyone say 'brb' in the chat either so I'd feel weird doing it

nothanks1 posted...
You talk about your love of buying me a pay

Also just leave your mic on and bring the laptop
Buy you a pay? Are you drinking again

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Touch
10/27/20 4:05:18 PM
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Buy one of those portable toilet thingies that old people use in nursing homes and just mute yourself and act as if nothing is happening

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nothanks1
10/27/20 4:05:55 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Buy you a pay? Are you drinking again

Again?
Oh that's hillariously innocent.
Dunno what I was going for, possibly a payperview?
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SSJGrimReaper
10/27/20 4:07:50 PM
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one belly slap and teamilk explodes

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Cleo_II
10/27/20 4:09:29 PM
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Lol I frequently get I need to poop texts from one of my coworkers during meetings. I always tell her to go and Ill cover if they have questions for her.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/27/20 4:12:19 PM
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nothanks1
10/27/20 4:14:02 PM
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DO EET AND POST PICS

I mean DOO EET AND DESCRIBE

Since pics of that is a violation of the law
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TeaMilk
10/27/20 4:14:55 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
10/27/20 4:15:19 PM
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nothanks1
10/27/20 4:15:35 PM
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That's it? What a shit show.
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TeaMilk
10/27/20 4:15:37 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Lol I frequently get I need to poop texts from one of my coworkers during meetings. I always tell her to go and Ill cover if they have questions for her.
Oh that's awesome lol I wish I had poop buddies at work like that

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SSJGrimReaper
10/27/20 4:15:50 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
GUYS l ALREADY POOPED
fuckin plot twist right here

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BlazinBlue88
10/27/20 4:28:57 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I feel like they'd finally ask me a question or something right after I get up. I've never seen anyone say 'brb' in the chat either so I'd feel weird doing it
No I mean like actually say, "Hey guys I gotta step away for a couple minutes."
My team/boss says that phrase all the time. It could mean a number of things.

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