Current Events > If I were President Government Mandated Girlfriends will be the norm.

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Duncanwii
10/28/20 2:32:49 PM
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Everyone single gets a clone gf from my secret gf cloning lab. Yes I'd win for sure!
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ToPoPO
10/28/20 2:35:37 PM
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I've seen the pics, I'll pass.
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Alpha218
10/28/20 2:39:22 PM
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Duncan no

Stop Duncan

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BilalPowell
10/28/20 2:40:38 PM
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If we can choose clone gfs we'll abandon the non-clones and reproduction will end.

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soulunison2
10/28/20 2:40:52 PM
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Is this Duncan advocating for prostitution
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Duncanwii
10/28/20 2:41:26 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Duncan no

Stop Duncan

You're right. Where would I even get the materials to build a secret cloning lab?
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The Trent
10/28/20 2:42:16 PM
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for the record i am passing on duncanwii's girlfriendopolis campaign as i can get a woman without some kind of cloning slavery situation

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Duncanwii
10/28/20 2:43:58 PM
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The Trent posted...
for the record i am passing on duncanwii's girlfriendopolis campaign as i can get a woman without some kind of cloning slavery situation

It isnt slavery The clones will be given the same rights as everyone else as stated in the 32ed Amendment.
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VonOrdelia
10/28/20 2:45:18 PM
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Aren't you like 12?

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SkylightNight
10/28/20 2:45:20 PM
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And people don't think TC is a troll because....???
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Saxon
10/28/20 2:47:02 PM
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Females make up 52% of the human population and there isn't enough males to go around if each and every female were assigned a mate.
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Duncanwii
10/28/20 2:47:22 PM
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SkylightNight posted...
And people don't think TC is a troll because....???

Look I'm allowed the same rights to make joke topics as anyone else, as stated in the 33ed Amendment.
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NeoShadowhen
10/28/20 2:48:02 PM
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I need more details. How long would it take to produce? Do they accelerated growth like the Star Wars clones? Can we customize? I suggest looking at the dominos pizza app for ideas on how customization could be handled. Why dont single ladies also get clones? Can the clones reproduce? Why cant married people get a clone?
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Duncanwii
10/28/20 2:49:20 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I need more details. How long would it take to produce? Do they accelerated growth like the Star Wars clones? Can we customize? I suggest looking at the dominos pizza app for ideas on how customization could be handled. Why dont single ladies also get clones? Can the clones reproduce? Why cant married people get a clone?

Married people dont get a clone because Polygamy is illegal in the future.
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mustachedmystic
10/28/20 2:52:14 PM
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One of these poor clones would have to be Vegy's GF. Could you really do that to a sapient being?

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FlameTurtle
10/28/20 2:55:11 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Is this Duncan advocating for prostitution
I think hes advocating for government enforced sex slavery

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Collat
10/28/20 2:55:13 PM
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You'd have the incel vote locked down.
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NeoShadowhen
10/28/20 2:57:31 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Married people dont get a clone because Polygamy is illegal in the future.

You said they are girlfriends, which by definition means they are not married. There is no law against having a wife and a girlfriend. Sorry, you have to go back to the drawing board. Also, there were like six other questions.
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kriztov1
10/28/20 2:58:04 PM
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Speaking for gay men everywhere, keep your test tube fleshlights to yourself, thanks.

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