Current Events > My mom was born on dec 31st and is mad cuz she wanted to be a year younger

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No_U_L7
10/28/20 9:52:24 PM
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She says if she had been delivered 8 hours later she would be a year younger

She tells us this every birthday

I still don't understand what she means or how that makes any sense lol
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MedeaLysistrata
10/28/20 9:57:00 PM
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lol

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monkmith
10/28/20 9:57:06 PM
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make her a cake, and just cover that thing in individual candles. and when she looks at you with rage, just wink at her and pluck one off the cake. grant her wish.

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Josiah_Is_Back
10/28/20 9:58:09 PM
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Her being "one year younger" would only last a day, right? Or am I missing something?
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